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 HagensborgViking
    
Location: Fernwood, Victoria
Gender: Male
 |  | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 60 on 9/14/2004 3:12 AM >
|  | | | Wow.
That's an awsome fuckin' story.
It reminds my of the time when the exact same thing never happened to me. I'll never forget how scared I was gonna be had it actually taken place....Like it was yesterday.
Seriously though, I believe you. I find, like, three, sometimes four dead bodies a week, no shit. And I myself have fallen into a vat of toxic waste, and ever since, I've worn a purple suit and a BIG smile. As for puking blood, well, heh, I try and fight it every Saturday morning.
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um...Vince
  
Location: Toronto
Gender: Male
| | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 61 on 9/14/2004 3:17 AM >
|  | | | Posted by Ninjalicious
In my experience Poles generally have no eyes and spend their time seeping through stairwells.
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Don't forget the dead part... they usually do the seeping part while dead, though on certain religious holidays they'll do it while alive. And when really drunk.
Speaking of really drunk, this thread brought 2 things to mind:
1) why is it that when people post really, really, really lame & unbelievable stories that they've made up, their rebuttals- without fail- have the worst spelling and grammar of any posts on UER.
2) why is it the the gangs of New York beat and strip people naked, and yet leave them with a watch to time their recovery to the minute?
Let me help you with your response to this. You:
a) Always hide a stopwatch in your asscrack for just such an emergency, and have enough control of your buttocks to start it working when being beaten,
b) Your expedition just happened to take you all the way to London, England, and were within sight of Big Ben, or
c) a town crier just happened to enter the area yelling "12:52 and all is well!" just as you regained the ability to stand. (Please remember this explanation still requires you to come up with an explanation for knowing it was 9:30 when you were stripped naked, but hey, I bet you can come up with an answer for that one all by yourself.)
At least you're all unbeatable now.
um...Vince.
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A Casual Fellow
I don't like UER.
Location: New York City
| | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 62 on 9/14/2004 3:18 AM >
| | | | I like it how everyone was being so cautious.
"It sounds stupid...
BUT,
If it's true, then blah blah blah..."
Now everyone who would've been/were actually confused about the authenthicity of the story starts making fun of it as if they didn't think it was true for a moment... for shame.
Ha.
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HagensborgViking
Location: Fernwood, Victoria
Gender: Male
| | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 63 on 9/14/2004 3:22 AM >
| | | | Me and my friends are going to re enact it this Saturday after a few pops.
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Chronic
Very Noble Donor
Location: Kitchener, ON
Gender: Male
Architecture has only two enemies. Water and stupid men.
| | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 65 on 9/14/2004 3:53 AM >
| | | | Posted by HagensborgViking
Me and my friends are going to re enact it this Saturday after a few pops.
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Pops?...or Poppers?
01:14:16] <Chronic> Conrad...ya gotta go....
[01:14:30] <nightbird> yes Mr. Black, life is funnier than a pocket full of stocks! And...Tim has legal friends in Chicago...we'll get thru this!!! |
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Control
Location: NYC, All day every day.
Because it's expected
| |  | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 66 on 9/14/2004 4:32 AM >
| | | | Posted by The "Man"
I like it how everyone was being so cautious.
"It sounds stupid...
BUT,
If it's true, then blah blah blah..."
Now everyone who would've been/were actually confused about the authenthicity of the story starts making fun of it as if they didn't think it was true for a moment... for shame.
Ha.
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That's how the internet works!
Next week/month/year, anyone embarassed by their previous statements, antics, etc will simply recreate themselves under a new name/website/morality of the day! Wooooo!
The Zoo York Goon Squad.
If it looks good, Loot it. |
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Control
Location: NYC, All day every day.
Because it's expected
| | | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 67 on 9/14/2004 4:41 AM >
| | | | I'd pay $2 to see that story re-enacted, actually. It'd make a fun short B horror movie too.
Somehow though the run on sentences would have to be translated into real life - so we'd need someone like Christopher Walken to play a narrator role (he once said he reads scripts and completely disregards punctuations). Actually, that'd bring some nice NYC flavor to have him in it - since his parents bakery was right down the street when I grew up...
Shit, some of the first 'UE' I ever did as a kid was behind Walken's bakery, climbing around garage rooftops, through the backalleys and onto apartment building rooftops while playing 'manhunt'.
Ah whatever. don't mind me, I'm just being a rambling old fuddy duddy again. Less BS, More B movies. nycexposed could prove to be the best B movie writer, ever!
The Zoo York Goon Squad.
If it looks good, Loot it. |
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Boffo
 
Moderator
Location: Smithers, BC
Gender: Male
HONK! HONK!
| | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 68 on 9/14/2004 4:44 AM >
| | | | I choose the high road, I asked a question and commented on something someone said entirely not related to the conversation at all. I must admit this topic made me laugh harder then I have in a long time though. True? False? Does it matter? Would make quite the OPEX movie though. Especially with the Christopher Walken narration.
Wait, that means I didn't take the high road at all. More like some backwards path that went under the bridge. Meh.
[last edit 9/14/2004 4:44 AM by Boffo - edited 1 times]
Here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you. |
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Chronic
Very Noble Donor
Location: Kitchener, ON
Gender: Male
Architecture has only two enemies. Water and stupid men.
| | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 69 on 9/14/2004 5:33 AM >
| | | | I choose a slimmed-down, chatty, paranoid Chris Penn portraying nycexposed.
Harvey Keitel plays Ninj.
01:14:16] <Chronic> Conrad...ya gotta go....
[01:14:30] <nightbird> yes Mr. Black, life is funnier than a pocket full of stocks! And...Tim has legal friends in Chicago...we'll get thru this!!! |
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verdunstrangler
Location: Shanghai
| | | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 70 on 9/14/2004 5:47 AM >
|  | | | Not a bad CSI New York episode.
"You say the sludge caused air bubbles in the boy's stomach? The same air bubbles we found in Pollish? Wait a minute, wait a minute: we're missing something here"
[last edit 9/14/2004 5:54 AM by verdunstrangler - edited 1 times]
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Chronic
Very Noble Donor
Location: Kitchener, ON
Gender: Male
Architecture has only two enemies. Water and stupid men.
| | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 71 on 9/14/2004 6:09 AM >
| | | | Posted by verdunstrangler
Not a bad CSI New York episode.
"You say the sludge caused air bubbles in the boy's stomach? The same air bubbles we found in Pollish? Wait a minute, wait a minute: we're missing something here"
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Eric..., Speed...this is no ordinary indigestion...this is murder!
Edit:
Eric & Speed ordered by H to "Bag it and Tag it"
[last edit 9/14/2004 6:10 AM by Chronic - edited 1 times]
01:14:16] <Chronic> Conrad...ya gotta go....
[01:14:30] <nightbird> yes Mr. Black, life is funnier than a pocket full of stocks! And...Tim has legal friends in Chicago...we'll get thru this!!! |
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Freak
Location: Usually Alaska, now MSP.
Gender: Male
Hypocrite
| | | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 72 on 9/14/2004 6:58 AM >
| | | | 1) why is it that when people post really, really, really lame & unbelievable stories that they've made up, their rebuttals- without fail- have the worst spelling and grammar of any posts on UER.
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Because people who rode the short bus to school (or still do), are the ones bored enough to post retarded stuff. It's too bad he didn't do it a little better, or it would have made a good story.
2) why is it the the gangs of New York beat and strip people naked, and yet leave them with a watch to time their recovery to the minute?
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And their cameras apparently, although I still haven't seen these pictures from "the exploration before all this happened". Maybe he had his camera hidden in his ass along with the watch, although I'd prefer not to know the reason for it being there.
>_< Freak is tempted to lock this, but wants to hear more hilarious bullshit.
[last edit 9/14/2004 6:59 AM by Freak - edited 1 times]
Turn off the internet and go play outside.
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Porcelain Princess
Location: Westminster, Colorado
Gender: Female
Defunct
| | | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 73 on 9/14/2004 8:16 AM >
| | | | Oh Lord, I thought it was good when he posted the story and it only got better when he got mad. Whoo, what a nice laugh thank you very very much!
Very interesting, I will go to NY after I have my baby and take a look around, I will go in Mission Impossible style with my fiance'. We'll duck around corners and hide from the gangters that want to steal our Target close! But wait, have to attract them and cover them with toxic sludge first, gets the gangsters evertime. Oh oh oh, I need a Polish guy! Speak up! Maybe I can just place a pole on the step and write Polish Man on it. (lol yes I had a slow moment and didn't get the "pole" part at first!)
EDIT Me spshelling shucks.
[last edit 9/14/2004 8:17 AM by Porcelain Princess - edited 1 times]
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http://defunctplaygrounds.com/asylum - The Asylum Forum - We have a NICE chat! ;) |
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Capone
Location: London, Ontario
Gender: Male
UEL
| | | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 74 on 9/14/2004 8:49 AM >
| | | | Well that was entertaining. Of course there's not much point debating the story's authenticity at this point, but hey, I suppose anything's possible. Whether it's probable or not though, is a whole other ballgame.
So there I was, in this creepy old hallway... |
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Indigenous Insurgent
Location: Milwaukee, WI
Gender: Male
Only the Truth is revolutionary
| |  | | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 75 on 9/14/2004 10:21 AM >
| | | | Wow. If he had picked any of those extreme incidents and stuck to just that, this thread would be filled with "Glad you're still alive", etc.
For future reference, people will be more likely to believe "I was hit by a car" than "I was abducted by aliens, then teleported into the middle of a freeway where I was promptly run over by Elvis who was driving K.I.T.T."
Those who make peaceful change impossible will make violent revolution inevitable. |
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fedge
Location: Gaud Corners, Ontario, Canada
Gender: Male
you blight up my life™®
| | | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 76 on 9/14/2004 1:15 PM >
| | | | Holy fuck! This is some crazy happening - exploration gone wrong thread!!
[last edit 9/14/2004 1:27 PM by fedge - edited 1 times]
18-odd Years Of UER-ing! |
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wingedkamui
Location: Milwaukee, WI
Gender: Female
Like a chocoholic, but for booze.
| | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 77 on 9/14/2004 3:57 PM >
| | | | Nycexposed, do you by any chance write fanfiction? I think I recognise your unique writing style, as well as your ability to craft a believable story.
Je suis une brave poule de geurre
je mange peu et produis beaucoup
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vala
Location: une pillule, une p'tite granule, une infusion une injection....
Gender: Female
Where would you like your shot?
| | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 78 on 9/14/2004 6:37 PM >
| | | | Speaking of really drunk, this thread brought 2 things to mind:
1) why is it that when people post really, really, really lame & unbelievable stories that they've made up, their rebuttals- without fail- have the worst spelling and grammar of any posts on UER.
just to make this clear for everyone....english may not be the first language for everyone on uer, take me for example, i speak and write french all day, it doesn't make me stupid uneducated, uncredible, still in grade school or something because i make grammar or spelling mistakes.
(but, i still try not to make some ;))
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Servo
| | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 79 on 9/14/2004 7:04 PM >
| | | | Posted by vala
english may not be the first language for everyone on uer, take me for example, i speak and write french all day, it doesn't make me stupid uneducated, uncredible, still in grade school or something because i make grammar or spelling mistakes.
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but clearly you can compose a thought use punctuation and mostly spell right unlike this guy because he just talks in this stream of consciousness with no paragraph breaks at all it's rather hard to read you know???? and plus he is probably a native speaker if he is from NYC so what the hell i don't think he has much of an excuse and aren't you already feeling the stupidity seep into your brain the funny part is it took me two edits to get this right typing like this sure is hard oh my god please help me i am in hell blah blah blah blah...
[last edit 9/14/2004 7:05 PM by Servo - edited 2 times]
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