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1 2   UER Forum > Archived UE Tutorials, Lessons, and Useful Info > Lessons from a walk at night (Viewed 843 times) Mark  Very Noble Donor Location: South Carolina Gender: Male What is a lion, king of the savannah, when hes at the south pole?  |  Lessons from a walk at night < on 8/5/2004 3:44 PM >   Ok so I couldnt sleep, cant sleep. Its currently 11:30am est and I havent slept since 10am est yesterday. Well last night at about midnight I was walking around the one mile circle I live on. Casually troting along in a button down collared shirt jeans and a pair of leather timberland sneaker/boots. I was wearing a ear piece in my ear and my cellphone on my hip talking away to my best friend as he told me more about his job. At this point I probably look pretty non threating with my face shaved clean. I see a vehicle aproaching he moves to the other lane and slows to a stop. As you guess its a cop. I see his blue lights turn on and I grab my wallet and pull out my ID ready to show him. On a side not I hate the cops here and there technically not cops but have all the rights carry guns etc. I want to shove my damn Id down his throat but I refrain from doing so, ohh and IM packing heat thinking I could shoot him. Im pretty mean late at night. Back to the story I come up to him he doesnt even have his window down. I must be a big scarry young adult as I hold my ID up to his window. The window cracks and I say, "I live here just down the street." He then begins to lecture me that people dont walk around here at night. They "frown on that" he states and I retort with, "I'll check the rules of this gated community about that." Several more replys occur from his stating that I could get charged with vandalism. "Well Im not doing anything wrong so I doubt thats gonna stick" ,I tell him and I also exsplain I understand why he pulled me over etc. Now heres the kicker I have gone all through this plantation in black BDU's etc concealing myself, and never once been cought. When I am in civilian atire they automaticaly suspect you even though the last vandil in the area occured 3 months ago. Besides with me walking around If I saw a tager or thief he would be hard pressed not to shit himself as I put some hot lead in the air. Cant say that to a cop however. "If the threat level goes up its probably because of me." "I am looking for a girl who enjoys headbutting beltbuckles" Arkan  Location: LaSalle County, Illinois Gender: Male  |  |  Re: Lessons from a walk at night <Reply # 1 on 8/5/2004 4:00 PM >   Cops/guards don't like to be wrong. You'll almost never hear a cop say 'oh sorry about that I'll be on my way.' They must turn everything into a lesson about how they are protecting your wellbeing so they don't feel like a moron. But you havta give him a break, he was probably driving around those streets for hours and you broke the monotony hehe. Being a cop is a boring job 90% of the time, but being a guard in a gated community is boring 99.9% of the time. Mark  Very Noble Donor Location: South Carolina Gender: Male What is a lion, king of the savannah, when hes at the south pole?  |  Re: Lessons from a walk at night <Reply # 2 on 8/5/2004 4:05 PM >   Ohh yes very boring and I totally understand why. I was pointing out the fact that so many people believe that walking down the street acting normal wont get you caught. I belive thats pretty true however things like this make me want to spy rig from house to house. "If the threat level goes up its probably because of me." "I am looking for a girl who enjoys headbutting beltbuckles" Wolf413  Location: Fifteen minutes away from you by car, tops.  |  Re: Lessons from a walk at night <Reply # 3 on 8/5/2004 4:24 PM >   Posted by ARKAH You'll almost never hear a cop say 'oh sorry about that I'll be on my way.' I did once. I was driving home and pulled in to a gas station. I noticed a cop doing a U-turn and he pulled in behind me so I couldn't back up. He walked up to my window, and as I rolled it down, he got a funny look on his face. "Anything wrong?" I said. "Well, shit..." he said. "Huh?" I replied. "You're not who I was looking for, sorry to bother you," he said, and he got back in his car and left. Plytheman  Location: Lawrence, Massachusetts Obey The Deer  |  |  Re: Lessons from a walk at night <Reply # 4 on 8/5/2004 4:59 PM >   Haha, wolf.. Yeah, mark, cops can suck like that. I wouldn't have been as polite as you were... you know, answering the cops questions before the dumbass could even think of asking them... I'm achin, I'm shakin, I'm breakin, Like Humans Do!! -Byrne dagr  Location: Mississauga Gender: Male  |  Re: Lessons from a walk at night <Reply # 5 on 8/5/2004 7:33 PM >   Also in this day and age any admission of guilt, is practically asking for a lawsuit... ~ Dagr Duke  Noble Donor Location: Awww-shitby, Ontario Gender: Male Move it or lose it  |  Re: Lessons from a walk at night <Reply # 6 on 8/5/2004 8:37 PM >   Personally, if a cop ever told me they "frown upon" me walking around my own neighbourhood, he's getting a smartass response: "Wait are you guys supposed to serve and protect, or accost and instill fear?" "Why? you guys not keeping it safe enough?" "And I frown upon being harrassed by some cocknose with a badge and a Napolean complex" "bitch you is lucky I don't pull out my nine and CAP yo ASS!" Contrary to popular belief, death isn't just for dead people. I know I was surprised too! It can happen to anybody! Horses, fiddler crabs, even a potato can die! - Tick Plytheman  Location: Lawrence, Massachusetts Obey The Deer  |  |  Re: Lessons from a walk at night <Reply # 7 on 8/5/2004 10:14 PM >   That last one should go over well... I'm achin, I'm shakin, I'm breakin, Like Humans Do!! -Byrne Gunslinger  Location: The Wasteland "Peel Region" Gender: Male  |  Re: Lessons from a walk at night <Reply # 8 on 8/6/2004 4:48 AM >   Well i typically walk around with a pair of linesman pliers, so if anyone bothers me for no reason (exspecially walking around my own neighbourhood) regardless of if they are a cop or not, they get a nice piece of hardend steel to the face. Then the usally leave me alone. [00:22:07] * Roadwolf prefers tampons over pads. [19:42:01] <Roadwolf> i like penis. 17:04:43] <Avatar-X> i saw a husky outside earlier today 17:05:11] <Silent_Knight> you didn't get shagadelic on it, didya' Av? ;p [17:05:12] <Avatar-X> yeah i don't know why :P MacGyver  Location: St Paul, Minnesota Gender: Male "Someone go find me a paperclip, a D-cell battery, and a cheese grater"  |  Re: Lessons from a walk at night <Reply # 9 on 8/6/2004 5:14 AM >   Posted by Gunslinger Well i typically walk around with a pair of linesman pliers, so if anyone bothers me for no reason (exspecially walking around my own neighbourhood) regardless of if they are a cop or not, they get a nice piece of hardend steel to the face. Then the usally leave me alone. You're an idiot. Plain and simple. I won't bother explaining it to you, but someone else might be kind enough to do so. Like a fiend with his dope / a drunkard his wine / a man will have lust for the lure of the mine "If you are not part of the solution, you are not dissolved in the solvent." Gunslinger  Location: The Wasteland "Peel Region" Gender: Male  |  Re: Lessons from a walk at night <Reply # 10 on 8/6/2004 6:04 PM >   Posted by MacGyver You're an idiot. Plain and simple. I won't bother explaining it to you, but someone else might be kind enough to do so. I hope you realize i was joking about the beating people in the face part, i would never actually hit some one unless they were atacking me and it was self defense. (why does everyone seem to take anything anyone says in the worst way possible?) [00:22:07] * Roadwolf prefers tampons over pads. [19:42:01] <Roadwolf> i like penis. 17:04:43] <Avatar-X> i saw a husky outside earlier today 17:05:11] <Silent_Knight> you didn't get shagadelic on it, didya' Av? ;p [17:05:12] <Avatar-X> yeah i don't know why :P Krenta  Location: Saint Paul, MN Nope, wasn't me.  |  Re: Lessons from a walk at night <Reply # 11 on 8/6/2004 6:27 PM >   Posted by Gunslinger (why does everyone seem to take anything anyone says in the worst way possible?) Occam's razor. Have Speed Graphic, Will Travel. Raider  Not Gay Location: Whitby, Ontario, Canada Gender: Male <Intelligent>  |  |  |  Re: Lessons from a walk at night <Reply # 12 on 8/6/2004 7:48 PM >   I hate most of the cops around here... Durham Regional Police, I've been bitched at for 10 minutes and threatened to be arreasted and charged with a weapon because I threw some gummy bears at some kid I knew.. [13:54:15] <Agent_Skelly> Well, a friend of mine I had "benifits" with last fall was 420 lbs [13:54:51] <Raider> Wow.... that is large.... now she doesn't crush you or anything? Not to be rude but seriously I'd suffocate 4:15:42] <bobtheallmighty> in my experiance there are very few things that are irregular when it comes to sex >_> Wolf413  Location: Fifteen minutes away from you by car, tops.  |  Re: Lessons from a walk at night <Reply # 13 on 8/6/2004 7:55 PM >   Posted by Krenta Occam's razor. You carry a razor? All I keep on me is my Swiss Army knife. If they get aggressive, I can unscrew them, corkscrew them, open their bottles or file their nails mercilessly ;) Arkan  Location: LaSalle County, Illinois Gender: Male  |  |  Re: Lessons from a walk at night <Reply # 14 on 8/6/2004 8:20 PM >   Not sure if you were joking or not. Google search for Occam's razor: http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=occam%27s+razor&spell=1 Wolf413  Location: Fifteen minutes away from you by car, tops.  |  Re: Lessons from a walk at night <Reply # 15 on 8/6/2004 8:25 PM >   Yes, I was, but not about the Swiss Army knife. Mark  Very Noble Donor Location: South Carolina Gender: Male What is a lion, king of the savannah, when hes at the south pole?  |  Re: Lessons from a walk at night <Reply # 16 on 8/6/2004 8:32 PM >   Occam's Razor is the theory that what can go wrong will go wrong. "If the threat level goes up its probably because of me." "I am looking for a girl who enjoys headbutting beltbuckles" Burzum  Noble Donor  |  |  Re: Lessons from a walk at night <Reply # 17 on 8/6/2004 8:36 PM >   Posted by Mark Occam's Razor is the theory that what can go wrong will go wrong. thats Murphy's Law. Occam's Razor is the theory that the simplest explanation is usually the correct explanation. www.rouskrew.com because evil won't just do itself. Mark  Very Noble Donor Location: South Carolina Gender: Male What is a lion, king of the savannah, when hes at the south pole?  |  Re: Lessons from a walk at night <Reply # 18 on 8/6/2004 8:37 PM >   sorry just woke up thanks for the correction and proving sarcasm on here isnt dead. "If the threat level goes up its probably because of me." "I am looking for a girl who enjoys headbutting beltbuckles" Arkan  Location: LaSalle County, Illinois Gender: Male  |  |  Re: Lessons from a walk at night <Reply # 19 on 8/6/2004 8:59 PM >   I love the real life examples in this thread UER Forum > Archived UE Tutorials, Lessons, and Useful Info > Lessons from a walk at night (Viewed 843 times) 1 2   All content and images copyright © 2002-2024 UER.CA and respective creators. Graphical Design by Crossfire. 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