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 Therrin
    
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Location: North of Chicago, IL
Gender: Male
*Therrin puts on the penguin-suit
 |  |  | Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 20 on 10/15/2013 2:15 AM >
|  | | | Posted by cdevon
yeah, creepy as all get out... I picture the user of the Fap Chair furiously abusing himself as the flames engulfed the building that is no longer there, only hurried so that he can "finish" before the fire department shows up. IN FACT, I bet he stuck around and hid in the shadows of the nearby woods and abused himself some more while the fd put the fire out...
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Funny...
You seem to know this perp pretty well. Seems like you're.... right inside his head.
Give a person a match and they'll be warm for a minute, but light them on fire and they'll be warm for the rest of their life. =) |
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ahhntzville
Location: Boston
| | Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 21 on 10/15/2013 7:03 PM >
| | | | This is amazing, hahaha.
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Durdan
  
Location: Ybor City, FL
Gender: Male
| | |  | Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 22 on 10/22/2013 6:18 AM >
| | | | i want to see the unedited shots.
also, i probably would have sat in that chair and rubbed one out. you know, for research and stuff.
[20:58:22] <3mpolack> i realise that i am the scum of society |
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bonnie&clyde
 
Location: 510 & 415
Cleverly disguised as responsible adults
| | Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 23 on 10/22/2013 6:46 AM >
| | | | Lmao @ "Make a note of this!" You guys need TapTag!
I can imagine some old married dude sneakin off to spank it and get away from his wife. He probably smells like the imposter version of CK's "Obsession" and smokes Lucky Strikes. I bet he wears a dirty wifebeater and brings a bag of beef jerky with him....maybe the teriyaki flavor cuz the spiciness on his hands adds excitement to the act.
He wears "pomade" in his hair and drives an old pick-up. Not a Ford tho, probably a Chevy and he has blurry green tats on his forearms, some chick he banged while he was in the Navy's name with like a heart and an anchor. While he faps away he plays old Ronnie Milsap tunes and chainsmokes and....Ok I'll stop.
The question is not when are we gonna stop, It's who's gonna stop us?
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SDR69
Gender: Male
| | Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 24 on 10/23/2013 1:29 AM >
| | | | B&C, BRA VO!! That image will haunt my nightmares forever!
“In wisdom gathered over time I have found that every experience is a form of exploration.” Ansel Adams |
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cdevon
Location: west county
Gender: Male
| | | Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 25 on 10/23/2013 1:33 AM >
| | | | Posted by bonnie&clyde
He wears "pomade" in his hair and drives an old pick-up. Not a Ford tho, probably a Chevy and he has blurry green tats on his forearms, some chick he banged while he was in the Navy's name with like a heart and an anchor. While he faps away he plays old Ronnie Milsap tunes and chainsmokes and....Ok I'll stop.
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Shit just got real.
And just what exactly do you have against Ronnie "the Shades" Milsap?
When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store. |
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bonnie&clyde
Location: 510 & 415
Cleverly disguised as responsible adults
| | Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 26 on 10/23/2013 2:27 AM >
| | | | I've got nothing against Ronnie Milsap. I have fond memories of my uncle taking me out on the boat @ lake berryessa. He would do it anytime my aunt was nagging at him. He would usually be about 10beers in by then. He would play "any day now" by milsap and start singing. I would sing backup. If I was lucky I'd get a beer too but usually just a cragmont rootbeer. He is actually the man I was describing above come to think of it.
The question is not when are we gonna stop, It's who's gonna stop us?
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cdevon
Location: west county
Gender: Male
| | | Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 27 on 10/23/2013 2:49 AM >
| | | | sounds like good memories. time on the water is time well spent.
When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store. |
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Orangedrink
Gender: Male
Phobiaphile
| | | Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 28 on 10/23/2013 4:05 PM >
| | | | Posted by bonnie&clyde
Lmao @ "Make a note of this!" You guys need TapTag!
I can imagine some old married dude sneakin off to spank it and get away from his wife. He probably smells like the imposter version of CK's "Obsession" and smokes Lucky Strikes. I bet he wears a dirty wifebeater and brings a bag of beef jerky with him....maybe the teriyaki flavor cuz the spiciness on his hands adds excitement to the act.
He wears "pomade" in his hair and drives an old pick-up. Not a Ford tho, probably a Chevy and he has blurry green tats on his forearms, some chick he banged while he was in the Navy's name with like a heart and an anchor. While he faps away he plays old Ronnie Milsap tunes and chainsmokes and....Ok I'll stop.
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That's how I picture it too except I don't think CDevon is married.
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cdevon
Location: west county
Gender: Male
| | | Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 29 on 10/24/2013 12:00 AM >
| | | | Posted by Orangedrink
That's how I picture it too except I don't think CDevon is married.
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cdevon was married way back in 2000 (before you were born maybe?), now I have hoes- to: "bring in tha $"
now, orangedrink, please shock me and say something remotely interesting please.
[last edit 10/24/2013 12:26 AM by cdevon - edited 1 times]
When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store. |
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Orangedrink
Gender: Male
Phobiaphile
| | | Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 30 on 10/24/2013 2:05 AM >
| | | | Posted by cdevon
not I have hoes- to: "bring in tha $"
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Is that algebra? I'm pretty sure it isn't English..
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Skye_Ann
Location: Kitchener, Ontario
Gender: Female
I seem to have Irritable Owl Syndrome...
| | | Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 31 on 10/24/2013 2:22 AM >
| | | | Are we continuing the MSP talk here? I gotta say - that couch was hideous.
My Blog; https://historyindecay.blogspot.com/ |
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Camishere
Location: MSP
Gender: Male
I <3 Yer Mom
| | | Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 32 on 10/24/2013 2:35 AM >
| | | | Beautiful couch.
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Orangedrink
Gender: Male
Phobiaphile
| | | Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 33 on 10/24/2013 2:43 AM >
| | | | I never saw the couch. Can you PM it to me Cam?
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Captain Stormy
Location: Chicago mostly. Sometimes Minneapolis.
Gender: Male
SO TIGHT THAT IT CHAFED
| | | Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 34 on 10/24/2013 2:52 AM >
| | | | Is this the couch everyone was snapping about today? Where are the SCPs?
http://www.urbex12.com |
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cdevon
Location: west county
Gender: Male
| | | Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 35 on 10/24/2013 3:16 AM >
| | | | the game is on, brb after the cards loose.
When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store. |
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cdevon
Location: west county
Gender: Male
| | | Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 36 on 10/24/2013 3:45 AM >
| | | | ok... cards got spanked by the red sox 8-1.
next up, the couch, who has a pic, post it.
third: lets not jack that kids thread anymore.
Now.... It seems y'all have an issue with me. Thats fine. I don't care.I have no desire to impress you.
Until you show me some reason to respect the msp exploring "group"(as in some evidence that you actually explore) other than the 500 or so posts collectively that I looked into from a handful of you from the locked thread that contained: a few selfies, but mostly insults and boats. Then you, your group, and your behaviour will get no respect from me.
Now while we all (myself included) tend to bend some of the rules here, it's pretty much you guys throwing out the direct insults that really have no bearing or effect on anything at all, other than the rest of UER thinking you are assholes. They really, just solidify my reasons not giving a shit what you think or say.
Now, that being said. Please continue.
When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store. |
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cdevon
Location: west county
Gender: Male
| | | Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 37 on 10/24/2013 4:04 AM >
| | | | also,a gas refinery is on fire in the Chicago area, for the record, I did not explore that refinery. ever.
http://abclocal.go...2Flocal&id=9299071
edit- info updated.
[last edit 10/24/2013 4:06 AM by cdevon - edited 2 times]
When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store. |
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Durdan
Location: Ybor City, FL
Gender: Male
| | | | Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 38 on 10/24/2013 5:41 AM >
| | | | Posted by bonnie&clyde
Lmao @ "Make a note of this!" You guys need TapTag!
I can imagine some old married dude sneakin off to spank it and get away from his wife. He probably smells like the imposter version of CK's "Obsession" and smokes Lucky Strikes. I bet he wears a dirty wifebeater and brings a bag of beef jerky with him....maybe the teriyaki flavor cuz the spiciness on his hands adds excitement to the act.
He wears "pomade" in his hair and drives an old pick-up. Not a Ford tho, probably a Chevy and he has blurry green tats on his forearms, some chick he banged while he was in the Navy's name with like a heart and an anchor. While he faps away he plays old Ronnie Milsap tunes and chainsmokes and....Ok I'll stop.
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for the sake of accuracy, i carry the peppered kind. not so much a fan of the teriyaki
[20:58:22] <3mpolack> i realise that i am the scum of society |
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cdevon
Location: west county
Gender: Male
| | | Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 39 on 10/24/2013 6:00 AM >
| | | | Posted by Durdan
for the sake of accuracy, i carry the peppered kind. not so much a fan of the teriyaki
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I can not confirm nor deny these beef jerky facts, but the beard alone is epic and therefore demands more respect than all of the msp elite combined.
Carry on sir.
When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store. |
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