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UER Forum > Archived US: Great Lakes > FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home (Viewed 1872 times)
cdevon 


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FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
< on 10/10/2013 1:13 AM >
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We spotted this place just off the Hi-Way on the way into town. "Make a note of this!" yells the HiJinx.

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At first glance it looked like a motel. And, for the most part, motels are boring.


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But then... we began to see print outs of photos. Close up "girl bits". And not from a magazine, from a camera. They Had a time stamp on them. And they were NOT of "pretty young things"...






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And.... Then..... Just around the next corner..... We found it.... "The Fap Chair" complete with fresh linens, more pictures and mirrors overlooking the part of the building the burned.




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Ok, now that we made it past that part... It was clear that this was an assisted care facility...


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Thank god another car showed up and that it was "time to head out!


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So a few parting shots and we were out of there.


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Sat images before and after the fire


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Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 1 on 10/10/2013 2:11 AM >
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It's the nursing home that Heisenberg bombed.

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Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 2 on 10/10/2013 2:24 AM >
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no.

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[last edit 10/10/2013 2:25 AM by cdevon - edited 1 times]

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Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 3 on 10/10/2013 4:37 AM >
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Cool set as always. Was the fap chair comfortable?

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Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 4 on 10/10/2013 11:18 AM >
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Nice place to sit and rub one out.

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Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 5 on 10/10/2013 11:23 AM >
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I know what's going on here.

You found some nice little retirement home, and you printed out all the pics you keep stored on your computer, and you went and spread them all over the site to give it some "spice".

AMIRITE??

Give a person a match and they'll be warm for a minute, but light them on fire and they'll be warm for the rest of their life. =)
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Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 6 on 10/10/2013 4:28 PM >
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Posted by Therrin
I know what's going on here.

You found some nice little retirement home, and you printed out all the pics you keep stored on your computer, and you went and spread them all over the site to give it some "spice".

AMIRITE??


Because I always travel with my battery operated colorjet printer and other office supplies...


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Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 7 on 10/10/2013 5:07 PM >
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Is that a bag of piss in no.9?

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Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 8 on 10/10/2013 5:14 PM >
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Posted by GLP.
Is that a bag of piss in no.9?


Hand soap I think (hope)... who puts a big bag of piss in a hand soap dispenser?

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Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 9 on 10/10/2013 5:18 PM >
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Ahhhh thats what it was attached to i thought it may have been a colostomy bag of sorts lol

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Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 10 on 10/10/2013 5:24 PM >
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Posted by GLP.
Ahhhh thats what it was attached to i thought it may have been a colostomy bag of sorts lol


Colostomy bags don't hold piss. Catheter bags hold piss.

Give a person a match and they'll be warm for a minute, but light them on fire and they'll be warm for the rest of their life. =)
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Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 11 on 10/10/2013 5:33 PM >
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It was a hand soap dispenser. this was the prep area next to the dining room.


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Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 12 on 10/10/2013 8:15 PM >
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hahaha thanks for the lesson on medical terms and hand soap

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Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 13 on 10/13/2013 12:12 AM >
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Filing this location under CANNOT UNSEE.

*shudder* *twitch*

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Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 14 on 10/14/2013 8:01 PM >
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quite possibly the creepiest set ever

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Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 15 on 10/14/2013 8:45 PM >
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Posted by sticksandstones
quite possibly the creepiest set ever


Oh no...there's FAR creepier sets on UER. You just have to look around a little.

Give a person a match and they'll be warm for a minute, but light them on fire and they'll be warm for the rest of their life. =)
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Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 16 on 10/14/2013 9:52 PM >
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That's some weird ass shit!! I'd take a bath in sanitizer after being in there

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Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 17 on 10/14/2013 10:02 PM >
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For some reason I can't see the photos that are in the photos. Lame.

forget regret.
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Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 18 on 10/15/2013 12:20 AM >
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Posted by relux
For some reason I can't see the photos that are in the photos. Lame.


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Re: FAP-FAP-FAP Old Folks Home
<Reply # 19 on 10/15/2013 12:23 AM >
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yeah, creepy as all get out... I picture the user of the Fap Chair furiously abusing himself as the flames engulfed the building that is no longer there, only hurried so that he can "finish" before the fire department shows up. IN FACT, I bet he stuck around and hid in the shadows of the nearby woods and abused himself some more while the fd put the fire out...

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