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 Harvestman
    
Location: Somewhere in SORTA/TANK Territory!
Gender: Male
Everything about me has a poker face.
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<Reply # 41 on 6/18/2013 3:31 PM >
|  | | | Oh yeah, Miru Kim.
Moving right along...
Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing.
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Ausibear
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<Reply # 42 on 6/18/2013 6:44 PM >
| | | | Posted by Therrin
ikr?
So, that's Ausibear. I highly suggest that you PM her and go over your idea with her. No doubt she'll comply if you word it properly.
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Dude, it's quite flattering that you find me so attractive but it's pretty disgusting that you're imagining a 17 year old girl naked and probably masturbating to her... You should try match.com, I hear it works pretty well. In the mean time, I'll be taking my clothes off for my boyfriend in private and definitely not in front of a camera.
Like I said before though, imagining what I look like naked in your room or not, everyone knows you'll never be able to actually put your hands on a girl like me. So keep dreaming.
[last edit 6/18/2013 7:13 PM by Ausibear - edited 2 times]
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Todd D.
Location: Maryland
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 43 on 6/18/2013 7:26 PM >
| | | | Posted by Therrin
ikr?
So, that's Ausibear. I highly suggest that you PM her and go over your idea with her. No doubt she'll comply if you word it properly.
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Would you comply if I told you to get a life? Thank god you live on the portion of the USA that has a chance at breaking off from the rest of us.
On a side note, people like you deserve nothing more than what I am sure your life already consists of. Which in fact is drinking, masturbating, and working a mediocre job where you spend your free time trolling internet sites. These internet sites are the places where you find that people actually care to see what you have written, yet in fact, care less about you and your two cents than the rest of the people (or lack there of) in your life.
Not that describing your life to you will have any effect on you or even get you to at least shut up, but it's always worth a try.
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Jason
  
Location: Texas
Gender: Male
VIN#16593
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<Reply # 44 on 6/18/2013 9:56 PM >
| | | | Posted by Ausibear
Dude, it's quite flattering that you find me so attractive but it's pretty disgusting that you're imagining a 17 year old girl naked and probably masturbating to her... You should try match.com, I hear it works pretty well. In the mean time, I'll be taking my clothes off for my boyfriend in private and definitely not in front of a camera.
Like I said before though, imagining what I look like naked in your room or not, everyone knows you'll never be able to actually put your hands on a girl like me. So keep dreaming.
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Lmfao omg Dam dude she told you.
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Blue Taco
Location: The Burnie
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 45 on 6/18/2013 11:49 PM >
| | | | Posted by Todd D.
On a side note, people like you deserve nothing more than what I am sure your life already consists of. Which in fact is drinking, masturbating, and working a mediocre job...
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Hey now, I love a good interweb argument as much as the next guy, but I won't have you bad mouthing drinking and masturbation. It just ain't American.
"I am the stone that the builder refused"
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Todd D.
Location: Maryland
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 46 on 6/19/2013 12:48 AM >
| | | | Posted by Blue Taco
Hey now, I love a good interweb argument as much as the next guy, but I won't have you bad mouthing drinking and masturbation. It just ain't American.
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Sorry, I'll have to remember my stars and stripes and the acts that bind them next time.
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capncrunch
Location: Everywhere
Gender: Male
The Casual Racist
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<Reply # 47 on 6/19/2013 1:05 AM >
| | | | Posted by Ausibear
Dude, it's quite flattering that you find me so attractive but it's pretty disgusting that you're imagining a 17 year old girl naked and probably masturbating to her... You should try match.com, I hear it works pretty well. In the mean time, I'll be taking my clothes off for my boyfriend in private and definitely not in front of a camera.
Like I said before though, imagining what I look like naked in your room or not, everyone knows you'll never be able to actually put your hands on a girl like me. So keep dreaming.
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Normally I just tell girls that if you don't want to deal with that crap, don't post pictures of yourself on the internet. At all. Period. But for once, I'm on the girls side..... I think this thread reached a pretty high level of creepiness over here. Can we all quit harassing the underage girls?
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Therrin
  
This member has been banned. See the banlist for more information.
Location: North of Chicago, IL
Gender: Male
*Therrin puts on the penguin-suit
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<Reply # 48 on 6/19/2013 1:09 AM >
| | | | Hahahaha, oh Aussiebear... while you and your cronies' ignorance and matching egos the size of Texas are kind of adorable, your absolute lack of nuance is a little sad.
I have zero interest in a "girl like you", not to put too fine a point on it.
Girls like you, I'm pretty sure, are what's wrong with the world.
If your ignorant crony Todd took just a couple minutes in my post history, he'd find out what my true passion is on this forum. Since he lacks any individual effort except accusing people of the same things he exhibits, he'll continue to natter on without a clue.
Have a fancy day kids.
*edit* yeah because anyone really got that they were underage before 5 mins ago. Excellent reasoning there chap. I suppose it should have been inferred though.
[last edit 6/19/2013 1:10 AM by Therrin - edited 1 times]
Give a person a match and they'll be warm for a minute, but light them on fire and they'll be warm for the rest of their life. =) |
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Therrin
This member has been banned. See the banlist for more information.
Location: North of Chicago, IL
Gender: Male
*Therrin puts on the penguin-suit
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<Reply # 49 on 6/19/2013 1:11 AM >
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I kept thinking of the asian dude who posted all the photos of himself in mid-nude-jump all around the abandoned places.
What ever happened to that threat? That was a few years ago, it was pretty epic.
Give a person a match and they'll be warm for a minute, but light them on fire and they'll be warm for the rest of their life. =) |
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fiftyone_eggs
Location: jerzey
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 50 on 6/19/2013 1:21 AM >
| | | | Posted by Ausibear
...everyone knows you'll never be able to actually put your hands on a girl like me. So keep dreaming.
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Posted by Therrin
Hahahaha, oh Aussiebear... Girls like you, I'm pretty sure, are what's wrong with the world.
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So in Therrin's mind, women that won't have sex with him are what's wrong with the world.
I guess in a way I sorta see where he's coming from.
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GrayFox
Location: Allston MA
Gender: Male
A Star of CCTV
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<Reply # 51 on 6/19/2013 1:59 AM >
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cdevon
Location: west county
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 52 on 6/19/2013 2:16 AM >
| | | | I like beer.
When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store. |
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macgruder
Location: Northern NJ
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 53 on 6/19/2013 2:19 AM >
| | | | Posted by Therrin
I kept thinking of the asian dude who posted all the photos of himself in mid-nude-jump all around the abandoned places.
What ever happened to that threat? That was a few years ago, it was pretty epic.
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You mean injekt? He's not asian.
This whole thread has gotten ridiculous.
Canon 5D Mark III, Canon 50mm 1.2, Canon 28mm 1.8, Canon 16-35 f2.8L
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SpookyDan
Location: Baltimore, MD
Gender: Male
Reality Hacker
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<Reply # 54 on 6/19/2013 2:22 AM >
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This whole thread has gotten ridiculous.
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My threads ALWAYS do that whether I am the instigator or not...
I fart clouds of asbestos!
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relik
Location: 44.26126°,-88.41502° (Appleton, WI)
Gender: Male
There is no truth, Only a perspective.
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<Reply # 55 on 6/19/2013 2:29 AM >
| | | | 17 passes for legal in some states. Not my state, but just sayin'.
"When it rains, just find bigger drains." |
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cdevon
Location: west county
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 56 on 6/19/2013 2:32 AM >
| | | | Posted by relik
17 passes for legal in some states. Not my state, but just sayin'.
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I think its 17 here also.
[last edit 6/19/2013 2:34 AM by cdevon - edited 2 times]
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relik
Location: 44.26126°,-88.41502° (Appleton, WI)
Gender: Male
There is no truth, Only a perspective.
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<Reply # 57 on 6/19/2013 2:42 AM >
| | | | Posted by cdevon
I think its 17 here also.
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There's even states where it's 16.. Kind of messed up.
"When it rains, just find bigger drains." |
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Therrin
This member has been banned. See the banlist for more information.
Location: North of Chicago, IL
Gender: Male
*Therrin puts on the penguin-suit
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<Reply # 58 on 6/19/2013 2:53 AM >
| | | | Ever notice how the minimum age laws never stop the girl from taunting?
They end up sounding like Borat's sister "haha, you want this, you can't have this. I'm the sexiest little girl ever! Someone's getting this but it's not you". lol.
Classy, right there. So damn classy. Totally puts you at the top of the moral pyramid.
I'm almost tempted to post up artistic nude photos of myself then run around accusing everyone of masturbating to me.
@macgruder: it wasn't injekt was it? No... you seriously don't remember the naked jumping asian dude? really?
Give a person a match and they'll be warm for a minute, but light them on fire and they'll be warm for the rest of their life. =) |
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DevilC
Location: Washington, District of Corruption
Gender: Male
I serve as a blank screen on which people of vastly different political stripes project their views.
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<Reply # 59 on 6/19/2013 4:12 AM >
| | | | Your shower or your "hoohaw?"
Posted by ISO640
I'm pretty sure I don't. Keep that puppy squeaky clean!
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