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Let's hear yours.
A boy is killed after he burns a lithium-ion battery. Oh well, that's LiFe.
Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing.
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The bartender says "We don't serve Tachyons here."
A Tachyon walks into a bar.
mutantMandias may cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime. ++++ mutantMandias has to return some videotapes ++++ Do not taunt mutantMandias
mutantMandias is something more than human, more than a computer. mutantMandias is a murderously intelligent, sensually self-programmed, non-being |
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A physicist got laid.
http://instantrims...sic/?sound=rimshot
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One day on the Tonight Show, Jay Leno showed a classified add that read: "Do you have mole problems? If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023."
When twilight draws near, when you are pushed to the very limits of your soul, when it seems that all you have left are the dead remnants of the fabric of your life:
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel!
When twilight draws near, when you are pushed to the very limits of your soul, when it seems that all you have left are the dead remnants of the fabric of your life:
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What do we do when chemists die?
Barium!
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A virus walks into the bar
The bar tender says "sorry we dont serve your type here"
the virus then says "well arent you a terrible host"
a bacteria walks into a bar
the bar tender says "sorry we dont serve your type here"
the bacteria says "but im Staph"
a room temperature thermistor walks into a bar
the bar tender says "sorry we dont serve yer kind here"
the room temperature thermistor does not resist.
Last joke, it's a one liner:
Tamara passes her chemistry exam by studying and not spending all night on uer.
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Posted by Tamara
Last joke, it's a one liner:
Tamara passes her chemistry exam by studying and not spending all night on uer.
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That's nothing. Want to hear a good joke?
The UER moderation team.
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does my owl penis offend you?
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Posted by Tamara
does my owl penis offend you?
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It's not exactly turgid.
I'm not being boring! Honest! I swear to <name of deity>!
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I was over whelmingly horny in chemistry this morning.
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1 mol C 1 mol CO2 44.0 g CO2
1 g CH --------- ----------- ------------ = 3.38 g CO2
13 g CH 1 mol C 1 mol CO2
lol
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"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible."
--Don DeLillo
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Posted by KublaKhan
1 mol C 1 mol CO2 44.0 g CO2
1 g CH --------- ----------- ------------ = 3.38 g CO2
13 g CH 1 mol C 1 mol CO2
lol
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thanks for coming out.
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Posted by Tamara
thanks for coming out.
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S'okay...I didn't get it the first time either.
This one is even funnier:
{F} = q[E + {v x B}]
"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible."
--Don DeLillo
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"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible."
--Don DeLillo
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All I have to say is "The Far Side".
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A coth(x) = 1/tanh(x) = ( e x + e -x)/( e x - e -x ) walks into a bar and sits down beside a cosh 2(x) - sinh 2(x) = 1 and says "PE = ½k L 2."
The 2(x) - sinh 2(x) = 1 kicks the coth(x) = 1/tanh(x) = ( e x + e -x)/( e x - e -x ) in the arcsinh(z) = ln( z + sqrt(z 2 + 1) )
LOLROFL
"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible."
--Don DeLillo
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Posted by HarvestmanMan
Let's hear yours.
A boy is killed after he burns a lithium-ion battery. Oh well, that's LiFe.
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But.. But... LiFePO4 cells stabilize the oxygen by bonding it to phosphorous so that it isn't released at elevated temperatures, reducing runaway instability.
What does a polar bear do in an alternating electric field?
Rotate.
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What kinda of bear dissolves (deionize) in water?
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Posted by Tamara
What kinda of bear dissolves (deionize) in water?
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Also a polar bear.
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Ethics
