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Oh Wow.
"Ya know.... if I were born a few decades earlier I'd probably be locked in an asylum instead of sneaking into them" :D |
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I would try to do you but I can't pronounce "Ma'ii." 
You betcha |
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The member called G to the Race,
She's quite fond of loads to the face
When I whipped out my junk,
She begged for my spunk
And we'd not even reached second base!
hi i like cars |
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Posted by bandi
The member called G to the Race,
is quite fond of loads to the face
When I whipped out my junk,
I was begged for my spunk
And we'd not even reached second base!
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(asexual version)
[last edit 2/11/2011 1:04 AM by bandi - edited 1 times]
hi i like cars |
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Posted by G to the Race
I would try to do you but I can't pronounce "Ma'ii."
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Ma'ii (Navajo for coyote btw) rhymes with see, tree, pee etc.
That might help.
"Ya know.... if I were born a few decades earlier I'd probably be locked in an asylum instead of sneaking into them" :D |
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I want a limerick!! do me do me
Yield's Peer Review:
~Doesn't give a fuck, total badass, and one of my ue-besties.
~Genuine, has positive character and this thing called integrity. Knows when to be serious. Passionate about productive things. Human being. ~fish fish boxing boxing bestest friend evah |
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Posted by Yield
I want a limerick!! do me do me
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There once was a fella named Yield.
He could get into anything sealed.
His hobby was dead,
So he UE'd a shed,
And thought, if its not on the internet, it's not real
Exploring is like tattoos... They stopped being cool in 2005
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Posted by maypost
There once was a fella named Yield.
He could get into anything sealed.
His hobby was dead,
So he UE'd a shed,
And thought, if its not on the internet, it's not real
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Maypost, we all know, is a dunce
For I've told him twice, if not once
I'm not the girliest chick
but I'm lacking a dick
And sheds are for wannabe explorer trumps
<3 <3
Yield's Peer Review:
~Doesn't give a fuck, total badass, and one of my ue-besties.
~Genuine, has positive character and this thing called integrity. Knows when to be serious. Passionate about productive things. Human being. ~fish fish boxing boxing bestest friend evah |
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Posted by Yield
Maypost, we all know, is a dunce
For I've told him twice, if not once
I'm not the girliest chick
but I'm lacking a dick
And sheds are for wannabe explorer trumps
<3 <3
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Exploring is like tattoos... They stopped being cool in 2005
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Posted by maypost
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I'm relieved you like it :p
Yield's Peer Review:
~Doesn't give a fuck, total badass, and one of my ue-besties.
~Genuine, has positive character and this thing called integrity. Knows when to be serious. Passionate about productive things. Human being. ~fish fish boxing boxing bestest friend evah |
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Posted by Yield
I want a limerick!! do me do me
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Up thar in Ontario is Yeald
For whom one UE was revealed
Yes there in the shed
A male hooker lay dead
And only the moose heard her squeal.
[edited for Yields gender]
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"Ya know.... if I were born a few decades earlier I'd probably be locked in an asylum instead of sneaking into them" :D |
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I spent so much time trying to come up with one I missed all those posts... *facepalm*
"Ya know.... if I were born a few decades earlier I'd probably be locked in an asylum instead of sneaking into them" :D |
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Posted by Ma'ii
I spent so much time trying to come up with one I missed all those posts... *facepalm*
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my newest friend is Ma'ii
(which is navajo for coyote)
He lives in the states
So his healthcare ain't great
so take preventative measures before exploring and get your shots for tetanus and hep C
Yield's Peer Review:
~Doesn't give a fuck, total badass, and one of my ue-besties.
~Genuine, has positive character and this thing called integrity. Knows when to be serious. Passionate about productive things. Human being. ~fish fish boxing boxing bestest friend evah |
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Posted by Yield
my newest friend is Ma'ii
(which is navajo for coyote)
He lives in the states
So his healthcare ain't great
so take preventative measures before exploring and get your shots for tetanus and hep C
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LOL it's true our healthcare is shit.
"Ya know.... if I were born a few decades earlier I'd probably be locked in an asylum instead of sneaking into them" :D |
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Went exploring with Shadowedsmile
Claimed she hadn't made love in a while.
She's far from a slut
But she loved it in the back of her Jetta
And that always makes me smile.
I dated a girl named Julie
She loved a beer called "Fruli"
When she drank the last glass,
She showed me her ass
Then farted on top of yours truly.
hi i like cars |
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Posted by bandi
Went exploring with Shadowedsmile
Claimed she hadn't made love in a while.
She's far from a slut
But she loved it in the back of her Jetta
And that always makes me smile.
I dated a girl named Julie
She loved a beer called "Fruli"
When she drank the last glass,
She showed me her ass
Then farted on top of yours truly.
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hahahahahhahahahahaha
You win the internets <3
"Adventure is the respectful pursuit of trouble." - Expedition Overland |
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I suppose I should probably give this a try, haha...
I once met a man named bandi
His car collection was really quite dandy
I got into his Beetle
Where there weren't any people
And then I removed my panty
"Adventure is the respectful pursuit of trouble." - Expedition Overland |
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When the previous poster got pissed,
She asked for a therapist.
So I added a space,
Made two words in this case,
And crossed a few things off my list!
hi i like cars |
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Posted by bandi
When the previous poster got pissed,
She asked for a therapist.
So I added a space,
Made two words in this case,
And crossed a few things off my list!
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I wrote that bitch a limerick
Bitches love limericks
"Adventure is the respectful pursuit of trouble." - Expedition Overland |
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i'm confused, you're making it sound as if people are mad at each other
There once was a site from the net
where misfits would often collect
from near and from far
they'd find UER
and drama they won't soon forget
most of those people were sexy
like DN, oryx, hydro and lexi
I'd do waffles and Trap
and Played's where it's at
But for Therrin I'd kindly say next please
I mean this with love, ALL of you <3 :p
Yield's Peer Review:
~Doesn't give a fuck, total badass, and one of my ue-besties.
~Genuine, has positive character and this thing called integrity. Knows when to be serious. Passionate about productive things. Human being. ~fish fish boxing boxing bestest friend evah |
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