We knew it was a problem, but never that it was this bad:
Our poor Ikky can't handle the realities of the world. To help him with this hard-to-deal with problem, I suggest that we each contribute about $0.50 towards the purchase of this medical device.NSFW
Are you all with me on this? We're supporting one of our own here in a time of crisis. Thanks, from me and from Ikky.