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when i'm super drunk I...
sit down to pee.
They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn! |
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Posted by logtec
when i'm super drunk I...
sit down to pee.
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I do that late at night otherwise I'll piss like a drunk.
"No risk, no reward, no fun."
"Go all the way or walk away"
escensi omnis... |
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sometimes when i'm drunk i...
i wake up with a large quantity of bruises.
"people with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest" - herman hesse |
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Posted by TheVicariousVadder
I do that late at night otherwise I'll piss like a drunk.
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guilty too
They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn! |
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Posted by logtec
guilty too
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oh yeah?!
when i'm drunk i stand up to pee!
"people with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest" - herman hesse |
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Sometimes I... text random people in my phonebook to tell them how much I love them even if I haven't spoken to them in a long time 
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I got completely trashed one night(surprise), it was around 2am- i was walking up to the 7-11:
~being stupidly drunk i just decided to bare handedly rip off a section of fence of some guys fence that was surrounding his yard.
with in 30 seconds, the man came out of his house shouting:
"hey asshole, why did you rip apart my fence?, i'm gunna kick your ass!"
i said "wow! dude- relax, i didn't rip your fence, it was those two guys running away!, besides you couldn't kick my ass-seabass!"
(-great response if: i didnt have the panel of fence held over my head...)
i threw the fence panel at the guy(who was too far away to hit), and ran away making monkey sounds as he was screaming and threatening to call the cop andor too kill me!
They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn! |
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Man, thats, like, a weekly occurence with you.
Robots like bass. They don't like treble. |
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When I'm drunk I tend to shoplift A LOT. Liquid confidence gonna get me arrested some day.
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When I'm fuckin drunk, I attack parking meters.I seriously harm them.
Actually, I do that also when I'm sober but that's another story.
Ils ne savaient pas que c'était impossible.Alors ils l'ont fait
They did not know it was impossible.So they did it.
L'exploration urbaine c'est comme le sexe gay.La meilleure façon de pénetrer c'est par la porte d'en arrière. Urban exploration is really like gay sex.The best way in is the back door. |
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when im drunk, strange things happen and i dont find out about it for days.
When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store. |
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