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Your face.
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^win.
Haha, I'm writing a paper on women's rights.
..... not that women's rights are funny or anything.
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Did someone say something about a barn or something of that sort?
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Posted by denvereen
about it.
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I'm not sure if we should admire your conviction... 
L'amour est injustice, mais la justice ne suffit pas. -Albert Camus |
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Well...I'll tell you this (while twisting my nuts into a ridiculously painful position) JAYSUS H. CHRIST wants me to TELL you, that none of these MSP assholes in town better even THINK about going to the barn, rubbing against the barn, putting a finger on one nostril and blowing shit out the other nostril on the barn, silently sitting in a car and urging oneself to CUM near the barn....eating healthy and jogging by the barn......NONE OF THESE THINGS. YOU SAVAGES STAY AWAY FROM THE GODDAM BARN.
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Posted by denvereen
Well...I'll tell you this (while twisting my nuts into a ridiculously painful position) JAYSUS H. CHRIST wants me to TELL you, that none of these MSP assholes in town better even THINK about going to the barn, rubbing against the barn, putting a finger on one nostril and blowing shit out the other nostril on the barn, silently sitting in a car and urging oneself to CUM near the barn....eating healthy and jogging by the barn......NONE OF THESE THINGS. YOU SAVAGES STAY AWAY FROM THE GODDAM BARN.
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And besides, if you did most of that anywhere near the barn, people could see you doing it from miles around, and in half those situations you'd likely get arrested by both the police and the military, if not lynched by locals.
Give a person a match and they'll be warm for a minute, but light them on fire and they'll be warm for the rest of their life. =) |
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I think in a past life I was a barn. I vaguely remember getting murdered by a barn fetishist and coming back as a fairy...
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Posted by miirkat
I think in a past life I was a barn. I vaguely remember getting murdered by a barn fetishist and coming back as a fairy...
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Wow, you could fit even more people inside you in your past life than you can in this one, couldn't you? 
Give a person a match and they'll be warm for a minute, but light them on fire and they'll be warm for the rest of their life. =) |
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It's true, when I was a barn many people could ...come inside of me--but I did not have a heart. Now that I have a heart I can accept many more people. I can accept the whole world.
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Posted by miirkat
It's true, when I was a barn many people could ...come inside of me--but I did not have a heart. Now that I have a heart I can accept many more people. I can accept the whole world.
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*reads this and then gently wipes tears from his eyes*
(which is hard to do with flippers, when you're a penguin)
Give a person a match and they'll be warm for a minute, but light them on fire and they'll be warm for the rest of their life. =) |
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If we had babies, they would have an odd lineage and would probably be cat-dolphins as I am a cat. Let's disregard genetics for a while, it's more fun that way.
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The reproductive part just gets in the way.
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Don't hate. What me and Therrin have going on is beautiful.
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It's a cat-penguin male-male thing, and yes it's beautiful.
I'm not sure where the egg is supposed to come from for the babies, but like he said we're ignoring genetics cuz it's more fun.
Looks like I'm moving to IL. Maybe I'll stop in and see a bunch of you folks on my way through CO.
Give a person a match and they'll be warm for a minute, but light them on fire and they'll be warm for the rest of their life. =) |
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That's the perfect time to get married too.
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This thread needs to be killed with fire...
Haha, I'm writing a paper on women's rights.
..... not that women's rights are funny or anything.
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This thread contains massive amounts of cooties.
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And actual microorganisms, too.
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you cant destroy this thread, it is my life force. My existence is anchored in its existence...
If you want to protect the locations you love to explore, don't talk about them online in public!
If you want to make exploring friends, send people private messages! Meet up in real life! Get off the internet!
Don't try to have a UER e-penis! You won't impress anyone! This especially means you, Minneapolis MN newbies! |
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Posted by miirkat
This thread contains massive amounts of cooties.
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and coochies.
Give a person a match and they'll be warm for a minute, but light them on fire and they'll be warm for the rest of their life. =) |
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