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The dolls are what you have sex with while on the phone with your long distance love. Now the issue is determining who your long distance love is. This shall be settled through the use of polls. It worked for me. I got a possum and am the happiest I have ever been!
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I will expect the lucky (and I do emphasize the word lucky) lady to PM her phone number along with a description of what she's wearing before she retires for the night.
Suddenly I feel very dirty, like i have to go shower - why is this?
(Actually it's 6:11 AM, and I neeed to shower and haul my ass to work)
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I note you didn't vote. I applaud your indifference.
Que pasa, baby? |
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Realdoll didn't limit me to just one doll you know. I noticed there was no option for BOTH.
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In that case I am appalled by your greed.
Que pasa, baby? |
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I know that you are shy about your relationship and a private man to boot. Sill, I would like to say that any pictures you provide of you with your realdoll would be most appreciated
Que pasa, baby? |
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Posted by argonian
I know that you are shy about your relationship and a private man to boot. Sill, I would like to say that any pictures you provide of you with your realdoll would be most appreciated
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I have a very nice raptor mask I could maill you to put on it.
Get down, girl, go 'head, get down. |
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Please no comments about Melina's weight - she's very sensitive about her weight.
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I had my doubts about the while romantic aspect if your relationship, but I can't deny you treat her well
Que pasa, baby? |
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Posted by Intrinsic
Please no comments about Melina's weight - she's very sensitive about her weight.
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HOLY JESUS THAT's MY SISTER!!!
"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible."
--Don DeLillo
PICS |
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Posted by KublaKhan
HOLY JESUS THAT's MY SISTER!!!
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Yeah well tell her that last night's dinner was good, I lied about calling her tomorrow and oh, she has developed a slow leak.
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What? No possum option?
Ezekiel 25:17 |
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out of curiosity, does she like anal...?
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They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn! |
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Just FYI, that guy isn't me. I found that image online somewhere under the Image search. 
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Posted by Intrinsic
Just FYI, that guy isn't me. I found that image online somewhere under the Image search.
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What's he doing with your girl????
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rob666/ |
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Posted by rob666
What's he doing with your girl????
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I laughed. 
http://www.longexposure.net |
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Zing, zing.
This is my girl, silly Rob...
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Posted by Intrinsic
Zing, zing.
This is my girl, silly Rob...
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Sweet! Wait... travel size?
“We are not going to have the kind of cooperation we need if everyone insists on their own narrow version of reality. … the great divide in the world today … is between people who have the courage to listen and those who are convinced that they already know it all.”
-Madeline Albright |
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Posted by splumer
Sweet! Wait... travel size?
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hell yes!!!
chubby midgets!!!
He's into chubby midgets!
AAAAAHAHAAHAHHAHAH
"She ain't no Cinderella when she's gettin' undressed, 'cause she rocks it like the naughty Wicked Witch of the West!" -Nickelback -Shakin' Hands-
"What makes bad kids bad? What makes them do the things they do? BOOZE, BABES, & BAD GUYS!" -Scum of the Earth -I Am The Scum- |
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Posted by splumer
Sweet! Wait... travel size?
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Yup, only 26" in height. Perfect to fulfill any fantasies about 2 year-olds.
He who rules the underground, rules the city above.
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Ethics
