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Most women, in a tight spot, will find themselves a spot to squat and pee. I will not. I will find something to sit on that is a toilet or toilet like. Like a fallen tree in the woods, or an abandoned building toilet that isnt too demolished (and even then I don't let my ass touch the seat). Why won't I just squat down and piss anywhere? SPIDERS WILL CRAWL IN ME AND KILL ME. When I was a child I was off for a walk by the lake in cottage country with my family. we were about 45minutes from any bathroom and I really had to pee. My mom took me where there was some privacy from my brother and dad and then walked a few feet away and turned around so I could relive my little bladder. While my mother's protective presence was distracted a spider tried to crawl up my leg. I know it wanted to get inside of me and kill me and use my body to live as a human. I DON'T WANT TO BE A SHELL FOR A MURDEROUS SPIDER.
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Posted by Dresden Most women, in a tight spot, will find themselves a spot to squat and pee. I will not. I will find something to sit on that is a toilet or toilet like. Like a fallen tree in the woods, or an abandoned building toilet that isnt too demolished (and even then I don't let my ass touch the seat). Why won't I just squat down and piss anywhere? SPIDERS WILL CRAWL IN ME AND KILL ME. When I was a child I was off for a walk by the lake in cottage country with my family. we were about 45minutes from any bathroom and I really had to pee. My mom took me where there was some privacy from my brother and dad and then walked a few feet away and turned around so I could relive my little bladder. While my mother's protective presence was distracted a spider tried to crawl up my leg. I know it wanted to get inside of me and kill me and use my body to live as a human. I DON'T WANT TO BE A SHELL FOR A MURDEROUS SPIDER.
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You know they can just crawl in at night, right, and may already have done so? YOU HAVE SPIDERS IN YOUR COOTER.
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I'm pretty sure there's a porn site for that, probably from Japan and animated with bad voice-overs and schoolgirls.
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Posted by Dresden Most women, in a tight spot, will find themselves a spot to squat and pee. I will not. I will find something to sit on that is a toilet or toilet like. Like a fallen tree in the woods, or an abandoned building toilet that isnt too demolished (and even then I don't let my ass touch the seat). Why won't I just squat down and piss anywhere? SPIDERS WILL CRAWL IN ME AND KILL ME. When I was a child I was off for a walk by the lake in cottage country with my family. we were about 45minutes from any bathroom and I really had to pee. My mom took me where there was some privacy from my brother and dad and then walked a few feet away and turned around so I could relive my little bladder. While my mother's protective presence was distracted a spider tried to crawl up my leg. I know it wanted to get inside of me and kill me and use my body to live as a human. I DON'T WANT TO BE A SHELL FOR A MURDEROUS SPIDER.
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This. Also, when I squat to pee without the assistant of a toilet like structure, I tend to lose my balance and fall and/or pee on my socks.
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Posted by Luna
This. Also, when I squat to pee without the assistant of a toilet like structure, I tend to lose my balance and fall and/or pee on my socks.
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This is why I peed in a bathtub in an under construction condo earlier today. That and the working washroom for the workers is disgusting. I would hate to be the person to buy that unit. Or the person to buy the unit with the bathtub they randomly decided to start shitting in. Or one of the units the workers decided to vandalize. I think they hired a staff of idiots.
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Posted by Dresden
This is why I peed in a bathtub in an under construction condo earlier today. That and the working washroom for the workers is disgusting. I would hate to be the person to buy that unit. Or the person to buy the unit with the bathtub they randomly decided to start shitting in. Or one of the units the workers decided to vandalize. I think they hired a staff of idiots.
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Are you sure the workers were shitting in it? It sounds like urban explorers are fouling up the facilities pretty effectively as well.
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Posted by EatsTooMuchJam
Are you sure the workers were shitting in it? It sounds like urban explorers are fouling up the facilities pretty effectively as well.
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Pee goes down the drain. Shit does not. And there were signs up in the place saying there would be zero tolerance to workers caught vandalizing. I would think not hiring morons would be more effective than a sign. They forgot, morons cannot read!
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Posted by Dresden
Pee goes down the drain. Shit does not. And there were signs up in the place saying there would be zero tolerance to workers caught vandalizing. I would think not hiring morons would be more effective than a sign. They forgot, morons cannot read!
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My point was that it might not be workers doing it! Some other urban explorers might have had a need to poo while in there. And while no explorer that I know would take a big stinky poop right in, for instance, the most busy intersection in a certain system of tunnels where everybody would have to smell it for at least a month afterward (damn him), urban explorers have been known to leave behind turds in the darnedest of places...
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Do we still have the time lapse photography of it's decay?
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Posted by EatsTooMuchJam You know they can just crawl in at night, right, and may already have done so? YOU HAVE SPIDERS IN YOUR COOTER.
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They be buildin their webz in yr parts.
Posted by Freak I'm pretty sure there's a porn site for that, probably from Japan and animated with bad voice-overs and schoolgirls.
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$5(CAN) for the person who posts the link.
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$5 CAN isn't worth the trouble
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found it http://newbornrode...8/10/aids_girl.jpg
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Spider Cooch, Spider Couch, does whatever a spider couch does.
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Posted by Dresden When I was a child I was off for a walk by the lake in cottage country with my family. we were about 45minutes from any bathroom and I really had to pee. My mom took me where there was some privacy from my brother and dad and then walked a few feet away and turned around so I could relive my little bladder. While my mother's protective presence was distracted a spider tried to crawl up my leg. I know it wanted to get inside of me and kill me and use my body to live as a human. I DON'T WANT TO BE A SHELL FOR A MURDEROUS SPIDER.
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If you're squatting, the spider has to crawl up your leg to get to your pussy (or jump upward, which is unlikely). If you're sitting on a tree, the spider just has to step off the tree onto you to get to your cooch. Therefore, you're safer from bugs on your pussy if you squat. PS: this is embarrassing. Grow some ovaries and squat like a real explorer.
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