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I guess they were right, this won't go anywhere. None of you dumbasses wants to share a couch pissing story, or even find one on Google. I figured this might happen. I knew most of you are stand up guys (girls) It's all the same. WTF!?! I KNOW some of you got some and just don't want to admit it. And if not, you need to work on it! That's an order. This MW, some poor saps couch is gettin hosed. Do you want it to be YOU, or some some dumbass you don't even know? It's kinda like that Twilite Zone episode.......
I drink gasoline for breakfeast and beer for dinner!
Any problem can be licked with a case of beer and a few sticks of dynamite.
Strategic Beer Command ruling the desert since 1995 http://www.strategic-beer-command.com |
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I'm very disappointed in all of you...
If you want to protect the locations you love to explore, don't talk about them online in public!
If you want to make exploring friends, send people private messages! Meet up in real life! Get off the internet!
Don't try to have a UER e-penis! You won't impress anyone! This especially means you, Minneapolis MN newbies! |
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How the fuck did that happen? We're first on a google search?!? Bogus.
I drink gasoline for breakfeast and beer for dinner!
Any problem can be licked with a case of beer and a few sticks of dynamite.
Strategic Beer Command ruling the desert since 1995 http://www.strategic-beer-command.com |
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You're the ONLY on a google search! Nobody else ever thought to piss on their couch! It's a novel idea!
I want to be different. But I want to be different just like everybody else, because if I really were different, everybody would think I was crazy and weird.
Iowa is Minnesota's bitch. There's an art to pooping. |
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i've pissed on other people's couches, but that was just me being a drunk idiot
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......or were you? Maybe you were secretly hypnotized by the CIA to get drunk and piss on people's couches whenever someone mentions the code word 'Irene'. Stranger things have happened in the covert world of secret ops and shady couch pissings.
I drink gasoline for breakfeast and beer for dinner!
Any problem can be licked with a case of beer and a few sticks of dynamite.
Strategic Beer Command ruling the desert since 1995 http://www.strategic-beer-command.com |
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