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Dashing through the snowIn a beat-up Chevrolet,Over the roads we go,Honking all the way.Plowing through the snow,Pushing it aside,What fun it is to ride & singA Chevy song tonight!Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells,Jingle all the way.Oh what fun it is to rideIn a beat-up Chevrolet!Hey! Jingle bells, jingle bells,Jingle all the way.Oh what fun it is to rideIn a beat-up Chevrolet!We're driving down the roadIn our beat-up Chevrolet,It's snowing left & right,But it won't hurt our day.Plowing through the snow,Pushing it aside,What fun it is to ride & singA Chevy song tonight!Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells,Jingle all the way.Oh what fun it is to rideIn a beat-up Chevrolet!Hey! Jingle bells, jingle bells,Jingle all the way.Oh what fun it is to rideIn a beat-up Chevrolet!
Ezekiel 25:17 | |
I bet we could make a whole lot of fun of Chevy with Christmas songs.
An armed society, is a polite society. So lets get to it! | |
laugh it up, fuckers.
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Posted by big dave
I bet we could make a whole lot of fun of Chevy with Christmas songs.
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I bet we could make a whole lot of fun of Christmas with Chevy songs.
Dyslexia rocks.
Bye bye Miss American Pie, drove my Chevy to the levy...
There's a reason no one writes songs about Hyundais.
It's bigger than a Subaru...
A girl my lord in a Fat Bed Ford, slowing down to take a shot at me, Hey that's my ex! runs for cover 
She drove a Plymouth Satellite faster than the speed of light...
My sister is Charlotte Light and Dark. Who am I?
Farewell and thank you... "I was doing something that I thought could have some impact someday. In many ways, it's really these photographs that kept me going creatively." Dennis Hopper | |
Only line change I'd make to this song would be.
Buddy she could teach you a lesson.
In just a 1/4 mile, and a tank of fuel.
http://www.youtube...atch?v=GYWoQb4oxbQ
You can see a million miles tonite, but you can't get very far.
Honorary member of UER lifetime acheivement award winning, 2Xplorations and Guide Services, Texas. | |
well now that one of the pontiacs is dead i bought the heartbeat of america... a mexican built chevrolet as a winter beater lol
Montreal Expos 1969-2004 Forever Proud Lets Keep The Dream Alive | |
Posted by Samurai
laugh it up, fuckers.
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Exactly. I'd rather drive a Chev than push a Ford.
Gone for a while. Be back when I'm back. | |
Posted by rainman8889
Exactly. I'd rather drive a Chev than push a Ford.
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Thats funny. I took the family (3 kids, lady, stuff) out for a drive on a scenic 4x4 drive yesterday, and ended up recovering a Silverado that got stuck when the POS electronics failed to keep the front wheels spinning. Damn POS Chevy couldnt even get out of its own way, even lifted 6 inches on 35" pit bull tires. Chevy over Ford? Thats bull.
An armed society, is a polite society. So lets get to it! | |
I love my manual hubs on my Ford and Nissan, I can wheel until I'm stuck, and then just get out lock up and go.
On my K10 with the automatic hubs, I better have it in 4WD before I'm stuck, the truck has to roll to engage the hubs.
My guess is that's what happened to the truck you pulled out Dave?
You can see a million miles tonite, but you can't get very far.
Honorary member of UER lifetime acheivement award winning, 2Xplorations and Guide Services, Texas. | |
No it was typical Chevy electronics that kept clicking 4lo in and out.
An armed society, is a polite society. So lets get to it! | |
AAH' Well I guess I'm lucky, mine ain't got no lectric xfer case, it's too old.
You can see a million miles tonite, but you can't get very far.
Honorary member of UER lifetime acheivement award winning, 2Xplorations and Guide Services, Texas. | |
That song actually goes...
"Dashing through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet.
Down the road I go, sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tires.
My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!
I went to IGA, to get some Christmas cheer.
I just passed up my left front tire and it's gettin' hard to steer.
Speeding down the highway, right past the county cops.
I have to drag my swampers just to get the car to stop.
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!
Bouncing through the snowdrifts in a big, blue cloud of smoke.
People laugh as I drive by; I wonder what's the joke!
I have to get to Wal-Mart to pick up my layaway,
Cause Santa's comin' soon in his big, old, rusty sleigh!
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusttttttttty Chevroooooooleeeeeet!"
Myself...I like it better that way.
Shael
"The best wine lies at the bottom of the pail/And Happiness lies below the navel." - Drukpa Kunley, "The Divine Madman of the Dragon Lineage" and "Saint of 5,000 Women". | |
You. Are. Awesome. That's the song I remember. The lyrics I posted were the only ones I could find. Bravo  . Btw does anyone else picture a mid 70's green Caprice when they read that?
Ezekiel 25:17 | |
lol...thanks.
There was a classic country radio station that would play that often during the Christmas season up here, and that song was on their rotation. Sadly, it's since bitten the dust, it's now classic rock out of Vermont.
Google=best friend if you know the first line of the song.
Here's a video of it.
http://www.youtube...atch?v=50IgzksUqpQ
I've always loved that stupid song. No idea why, it's by Da Yoopers from Detroit, Michigan.
And just for the hell of it, here's another one they used to play a lot...
The Second Week at Deer Camp, same guys.
http://www.youtube...vY&feature=related
Shael
[last edit 12/7/2009 1:55 AM by Shael - edited 2 times]
"The best wine lies at the bottom of the pail/And Happiness lies below the navel." - Drukpa Kunley, "The Divine Madman of the Dragon Lineage" and "Saint of 5,000 Women". | |
Posted by A. Lien
I bet we could make a whole lot of fun of Christmas with Chevy songs.
Dyslexia rocks.
Bye bye Miss American Pie, drove my Chevy to the levy...
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I put the sexy in dyslexia!
(Drove my Chevy to the levy, but the Chevy, it died.)
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Posted by Shael
That song actually goes...
"Dashing through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet.
Down the road I go, sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tires.
My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!
I went to IGA, to get some Christmas cheer.
I just passed up my left front tire and it's gettin' hard to steer.
Speeding down the highway, right past the county cops.
I have to drag my swampers just to get the car to stop.
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!
Bouncing through the snowdrifts in a big, blue cloud of smoke.
People laugh as I drive by; I wonder what's the joke!
I have to get to Wal-Mart to pick up my layaway,
Cause Santa's comin' soon in his big, old, rusty sleigh!
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusttttttttty Chevroooooooleeeeeet!"
Myself...I like it better that way.
Shael
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et tu brute?
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Posted by Samurai
et tu brute?
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I'm sorry Sam...I didn't do it to be mean. I posted it because I hate inaccuracy and I thought it was funny long before we met. It just takes on a weird context with you.
I'm sure everybody knows you take better care of your cars than that. Neither of your cars have rust, nor do they look like the car in the video. Besides, you tease me about World of Warcraft, my cats and my dragon tattoo.
Shael
"The best wine lies at the bottom of the pail/And Happiness lies below the navel." - Drukpa Kunley, "The Divine Madman of the Dragon Lineage" and "Saint of 5,000 Women". | |
ok... my rusty chevrolet from 2006-2007:
the frame wasn't bent, but it was rusty
it leak gas, oil and transmission fluid everywhere.
the heater worked, but the radio was fucked up and there were bullet casings everywhere.
1993 Chevy Lumina... accept no substitute in the snow.
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Posted by big dave
Thats funny. I took the family (3 kids, lady, stuff) out for a drive on a scenic 4x4 drive yesterday, and ended up recovering a Silverado that got stuck when the POS electronics failed to keep the front wheels spinning. Damn POS Chevy couldnt even get out of its own way, even lifted 6 inches on 35" pit bull tires. Chevy over Ford? Thats bull.
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Well, I'm speaking from personal experience. Both Fords I had, spent considerable time in the garage and have left me on the side of the road on many occasions. One of these Fords was the only brand new car I owned and it needed the front end rebuilt at the ripe old age of 3 1/2 months and the engine needed a new oil pan gasket at the age of 5 months. After that it was electrical, suspension (front end needed four more rebuilds), engine (replaced the engine at 98k, fuel pump and the list goes on.
Other Fords that my family members had were usually the ones being towed to the garage for repairs and costing a lot more. I've had much better reliability with Chevys than I had with Fords.
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Posted by Samurai
laugh it up, fuckers.
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Well, some of them did have rust-through problems.
The personal responsibility train left the station years ago, and you gave it the finger as you watched it leave. |
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