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Add any others you might have... ACURA: Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile Asia's Curse Upon Rural America AMC: All Makes Combined A Major Cost A Mutated Car A Morons Car Another Major Catastrophe Atrocious Mechanized Crap AUDI: Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Automobile Under Demonic Influence Automobile Unfortunately Devaluates Immediately Another Ugly Deutsche Invention Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. BMW: Big Mormon Wagon Big Money Works Bought My Wife Brutal Money Waster Break My Window Break My Windshield Babbling Mechanical Wench Beastly Monstrous Wonder Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Barely Moving Wreck Big Money Waste Big Money. Why? Big Money Works Born Moderately Wealthy Bowel Movement Windjammer Breaks Most Wrenches Bring More Wrenches Brings Me Women Brings More Women Broken Money Waster Broke My Wallet Broken Monstrous Wonder Bumbling Mechanical Wretch Blasphemous Motorized Wreck Broke Man Walking Bavarian Meat Wagon BUICK: Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques DODGE: Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater Dead Old Dog Going East Dead On Day Guarantee Expires Dead On Delivery, Go Easy Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive EDSEL: Every Day Something Else Leaks FERRARI: Fantastically Expensive, Rarely Runs And Ridiculously Italian FIAT: Failed Italian Automotive Technology Fix It Again, Tony! Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation FORD: Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road Dead Fast Only Rolling Downhill First On Race Day First On Recall Day Fabricated Of Refried Dung Fails On Rainy Days Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream Fatally Obese Redneck Driver Fault Of R&D Finally Obsolete Racing Device Fireball On Rear Denting First On Road to Dump First On Rust and Deterioration Fix Or Recycle Dilemma Flipping Over Results in Death Flipped Over Roadside Disaster Follow Our Rusty Dogsled Foot On Road Decelerates Forced On Reluctant Drivers Formed Of Rejected DNA Forwarded Once; Return Denied Forward Only; Reverse Defective Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin Fork Over Repair Dough Fouled Out Re-done Dodge Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration Free Or Reduced Drastically Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable Funny Old Rattling Dump (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked GM: General Maintenance Great Mistake Garbage Motors Generally Miserable Grossly Misconceived Gluteus Maximus GMC: Garage Man's Companion Gotta Mechanic Coming? Generally Mediocre Cars Get More Chicks Gets Mechanics Crazy Gods Mechanical Curse Get More Cash Got More Crap Government Motors Corp. Great Mountain Climber Great Motor Car GTO: Gas, Tires, Oil HONDA: Had One Never Did Again Hang On, Not Done Accelerating Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... HUMMER Huge Undeveloped Machine Manifests Exspensive Repairs. JEEP: Just Eats Every Part Junk Engineering Executed Poorly Just Empty Every Pocket LOTUS: Leaks Oil, Thorough Upgrade Soon MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along MG: Mechanized Garbage Money Guzzler MGB: Might Go Backwards Most Gears Broken MGF: Might Go Forward MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate MOPAR: Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously Most Often Passed At Races Mostly Old Parts And Rust Move Over People Are Racing Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly My Old Pig Ain't Running My Only Problems Are Repairs MUSTANG: Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good OLDSMOBILE: Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment PINTO: Put In Nickel To Operate Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook PLYMOUTH: Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood PONTIAC: Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything SAAB: Send Another Automobile Back Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown Sad Attempt At Beauty Sorry Auto, Always Broken Shape Appears Ass-Backwards SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually TOYOTA: Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass The One You Ought To Avoid TRIUMPH: This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object VW: Virtually Worthless
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Ford: Fault Of Repairman's Death Oldsmobile: Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
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Okay, I had to think hard to think up this.
Cobalt: Can't Outperform Beetles- Always Lose Transmission.
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Impala : I May Purchase A Lada Again Tercel: Terrific Except Rust, Check Engine Light Beetle: Burnt Electrical, Engine Tired, Leaks Enough
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Nissan - Now It's Stuck. Send Another Nissan.
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TOYOTA PRIUS HYBRID THERMOPLASTICS ON YOUR OVERPRICED TOY ACCOMMODATES PETROLEUM REALLY INEXPENSIVLY UNTIL SUDDENLY HYPERMILING YOU BARREL RIGHT INTO (a) DEER
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Ford: Failed On Race Day
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IROC = Italian Retard Out Cruising I remembered that one from SNL.
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Posted by bandi Okay, I had to think hard to think up this.
Cobalt: Can't Outperform Beetles- Always Lose Transmission.
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Fail. HYUNDAI- How Young Ugly Nerds Drive An Import HONDA- Hold On Nearly Done Accelerating BUICK- Big Ugly Import Car Killer KIA- Kill It Already
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Ford: Found On Road Dead Found On Road Dying
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Toyota has named their next car The Tuurecal Because it's a companywide goal to build something that has under three recalls issued.
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IROC - It Runs On Cologne
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Ferraille Ordures Rebuts Dechets all french words for trash
Montreal Expos 1969-2004 Forever Proud Lets Keep The Dream Alive |
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SATURN - Same American Trash Under Revised Name ISUZU - Is So Underpowered, Zooming Unlikely JEEP Just Expect Endless Problems Journey Eventually Ends Perpendicularly
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Posted by Agent Skelly IROC = Italian Retard Out Cruising I remembered that one from SNL.
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LOL, a Guidomobile, missed that episode. FIAT: Fires In All Temperatures. BSA: Bastard Starts Again. (Birmingham Small Arms) SKODA: Stolen Kommunist Operational Device Arrives/Attacks (Fail on the K, yah I'm tired) They made guns too, like so many of the industrial companies back then.
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CHEVROLET: Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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F.U.C.K. Ford's, Unitized, Construction, Kills. Are there any cars designed, engineered and built in Canada? How about chaparral or Lola? Or some other Can Am racer?
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Posted by cr400 F.U.C.K. Ford's, Unitized, Construction, Kills. Are there any cars designed, engineered and built in Canada? How about chaparral or Lola? Or some other Can Am racer?
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Umm... the Bricklin and the Manic GT. And some 90 year old Mclaughlin stuff.
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Posted by MrMusik Ford: Found On Road Dead Found On Road Dying
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Can't forget: Four Old Rusty Doors
Posted by TheVicariousVadder Toyota has named their next car The Tuurecal Because it's a companywide goal to build something that has under three recalls issued.
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Is that per month or per year?
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