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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 440 on 9/6/2011 1:06 AM >
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BEES!







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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 441 on 9/6/2011 3:51 AM >
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BEES!






This would actually keep me out. Fuck bees.



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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 442 on 9/6/2011 5:27 AM >
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This would actually keep me out. Fuck bees.


Same here.


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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 443 on 9/6/2011 7:10 PM >
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This would actually keep me out. Fuck bees.


Agreed. That's a terrifying thought.



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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 444 on 9/7/2011 6:35 PM >
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Posted by Match Girl
BEES!






That would deter me every bit, if not more than razor wire.



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<Reply # 445 on 9/8/2011 12:21 AM >
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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 446 on 9/8/2011 6:27 PM >
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Found this after we walked around the fence that only covered about about 15 feet for space in an open field and thru the open garage door of a warehouse. Hope we didn't set any alarms off.

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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 447 on 9/9/2011 5:26 PM >
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Honeybees wouldn't deter me, you just keep your distance. Now if it was Africanized bees or yellow jackets, that's a different story.

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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 448 on 9/10/2011 3:30 AM >
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Posted by Match Girl
BEES!






lol this never kept anyone out. Actually, some people threw rocks at the bee hives.



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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 449 on 9/11/2011 10:55 PM >
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Posted by Tamara


lol this never kept anyone out. Actually, some people threw rocks at the bee hives.


I had no problem - just walked past 'em.



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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 450 on 9/12/2011 1:53 AM >
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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 451 on 9/12/2011 2:01 AM >
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yeah,-ok-,-right-you-are by Man Underground, on Flickr


What camera?

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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 452 on 9/12/2011 6:33 PM >
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What camera?

http://www.faceboo...29.120437298044043


You stole the camera?

A few years back there was a business that was broken into here, nothing was stolen except the security system

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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 453 on 9/13/2011 2:33 AM >
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Posted by IIVQ


You stole the camera?

A few years back there was a business that was broken into here, nothing was stolen except the security system

Tijmen


That would be too easy.

I stole security's car and did donuts.





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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 454 on 9/13/2011 3:06 AM >
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Posted by TheVicariousVadder
I stole security's car and did donuts.


Oh my god that is amazing.



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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 455 on 9/13/2011 7:59 AM >
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I found a building whose owner tried to electrify a doorknob by running a piece of chicken wire from a grounding cable to the doorknob. Complete with Sharpied "ELECTRIC DOORKNOB" over the knob. Obviously never took a basic electronics class.




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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 456 on 9/13/2011 2:27 PM >
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Posted by TheVicariousVadder


That would be too easy.

I stole security's car and did donuts.




That's hella funny. We recently ran into a security guard at a location walking his rounds as his cart was stolen the night b4. He asked if it was us could we please return it. He smelled like weed & looked like he just woke up. He was also getting ready to paint over some graffiti that appeared the same night on his trailer. The kind of guard I like to run into, but would never hire to watch my place.



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<Reply # 457 on 11/6/2011 7:12 AM >
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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 458 on 11/8/2011 4:30 PM >
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Don't hire drunk people to board yer windows.

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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 459 on 11/12/2011 8:21 PM >
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At an old camp prison camp near me, they tried to cover the entrances by moving big piles of dirt and massive boulders in front of the doors which only cover the bottom half of the doorways, but then at the top they just had metal wire fences, which some kids just bend open. meanwhile the windows were also just covered with plywood. They must have used big equipment to move those massive boulders everywhere, what a waste of time ahaha.



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