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I must really love my daughter, because I have never cleaned up so much snot in my life. Not just the clear stuff, - but big, sticky yellow boogers that could seal a vault door shut.
Anywho - just a random note of mommyness over here.
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You just wait until she is a little older and you use the bottom of her own shirt to wipe her nose with. HA, I feel so bad.
No seriously. Boogers are gross. I still clean them out of my 4 year old's nose because she won't pick them out herself.
Damnit.
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OMG! I would wait till my kids fell asleep when they had colds and pick the suckers out with tweezers. YUCK! Those same sticky nasty things that they could not blow out. EEEEWWWWW the loving things mommies do!
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Do you have one of those booger sucker things? The kind you shove up the nose? I used that up to about 3 months ago. Kind of fun to shoot out all the sucked up snot. My wife will just grab the snot, not I though. As a recovering booger-eater nothing creeps me out more.
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speaking of noses and things flying out of them.............
My oldest got a popcorn kernel stuck up her nose yesterday and I had to plug up one nostril and let her shoot it out.. It was really disgusting.
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being a parent, you don't look at them like boogers, its just cleaning their face of crud...
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