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ok. dont ask why. but i have a keg. it is empty. and i dont know what to do with it. does anyone know of any creative uses for a beer keg? lets have arts and crafts hour. haha. what can i construct with a beer keg? a table? lol and how would i go about doing this?
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You can go to a craft store and get one of those round glass tops and just set it on top of the keg.
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what if i lean on one corner or put something heavy on it though itll like shoot whatever is on the other end up in the air, hahaha
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I think if you put some little plastic feet on it somehow it will stay.
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i think if you return it you'll get like $20. then you can buy some more beer. then, once you're drunk, you'll prolly think of something you could have done with the keg. DAMMIT. oh well, then you'll just buy another keg and invite some people over to drink it, then you can make whatever you thought of when you were drunk - if you didn't forget it once you woke up the next day. cuz if you did, you'd have to post on UER asking people what to make with your NEW empty keg. jesus. fucking throw the thing away before this shit gets out of hand.
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If a giant great white shark were to threaten your seaside resort town you could tie a spear to the keg and harpoon the monster creating a easy way to track the beast. Other than that, the twenty bucks sounds good.
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lol see the problem is, i threw a party about 2 years ago and completely forgot to return the keg somehow. and now i just feel stupid trying to return it. do they clean those things before they put more beer in?? and if so...HOW??? can youimagine if i returned this thing with 2 year old leftover beer inside, bc it is empty but you know its not completely bone dry in there obviously, and they just refilled it and gave it out again. people would die. lol.
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Posted by tullo
people would die. lol.
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LOLOLOOLOLOOLOLOOOOOOLL Yeah. Return it. Fuck those bitches.
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seriously everyone who attended some party somewhere in north jersey would have the shits for like, 3 days and it would be my fault. HAHAHAHAH
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Return it.. They don't care! seriously. I know in PA they don't care! Or make a cool table out of it!
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paint it like an easter egg, then hide it in your apartment. wait til april, then have an easter keg hunt.
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Posted by don_corleyone paint it like an easter egg, then hide it in your apartment. wait til april, then have an easter keg hunt.
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and this is why i <3 you...
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Posted by don_corleyone paint it like an easter egg, then hide it in your apartment. wait til april, then have an easter keg hunt.
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Been listening to Elliot?
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Posted by don_corleyone paint it like an easter egg, then hide it in your apartment. wait til april, then have an easter keg hunt.
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actually, this would be much moar fun if the keg was full. and you hid it in a bucket full of ice. and tapped it. and invited me over.
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Been listening to Elliot? |
for almost 10 years!
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Posted by don_corleyone for almost 10 years!
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SMELL MY FACE!
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Posted by don_corleyone
actually, this would be much moar fun if the keg was full. and you hid it in a bucket full of ice. and tapped it. and invited me over.
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i used to have legendary parties. legendary LESBIAN parties. LESBIANS. EVERYWHERE.
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LESBIANS.
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Posted by tullo
i used to have legendary parties. legendary LESBIAN parties. LESBIANS. EVERYWHERE.
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i hate you so much...
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tullo, why are you such a cocktease? hugs and kisses, kts
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