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Posted by argonian
You must have picked a silly country to live in. I can have daily visits for free.
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Yeah, but you've got to book the appointment 2 years ahead of time!
You can't be lost if you don't care where you are!
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the stupid teenagers on here who good luck raising your daughter you "dick", when they have inappropriate blogs...
They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn! |
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Posted by Nvr2loud
Yeah, but you've got to book the appointment 2 years ahead of time!
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WOW! They actually decreased the wait times? 
Gone for a while. Be back when I'm back. |
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I was using the calculator that I bought brand new for my first year of college. It's a Texas Instrument "TI 35-II scientific calculator". Still works great!
Anyway, last year one of my co-workers saw it and when I told him when I bought it, he commented that the calculator was actually two years older than him. Blargh!
Pass the Geritol!
Gone for a while. Be back when I'm back. |
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Taking over two and a half hours to complete a half-marathon, when your PR is 1:48.
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In making my sixth and final trip today to Whiteface for the season before my ski bum friends take off for whiter trails and realizing I'm older than 90 percent of the kids up there on snowboards. Like old enough to be their mother.
Then coming home, sleeping five or six hours so I can go to work tonight, and waking up feeling like I'm ninety. Sore, stiff and barely able to move before taking a hot shower to limber it all up so I can hobble into work.
"The best wine lies at the bottom of the pail/And Happiness lies below the navel." - Drukpa Kunley, "The Divine Madman of the Dragon Lineage" and "Saint of 5,000 Women". |
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Caught an odd glimpse of the skin on my neck looking all wrinkly. Plus, crow's feet (seriously watching aging cream commercial thinking, "hey wait, I'm a dude but STILL...").
You betcha |
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Posted by G to the Race
Caught an odd glimpse of the skin on my neck looking all wrinkly. Plus, crow's feet (seriously watching aging cream commercial thinking, "hey wait, I'm a dude but STILL...").
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LOL!!!
BWAHAHAHA!!!
OLD FART!!!
(yeah... not so much, because I am right there with you...)
"She ain't no Cinderella when she's gettin' undressed, 'cause she rocks it like the naughty Wicked Witch of the West!" -Nickelback -Shakin' Hands-
"What makes bad kids bad? What makes them do the things they do? BOOZE, BABES, & BAD GUYS!" -Scum of the Earth -I Am The Scum- |
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Posted by logtec
the stupid teenagers on here who good luck raising your daughter you "dick", when they have inappropriate blogs...
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Ditto. Some of those "teenagers" are actually in their twenties. I hope I am around when reality smacks them in their face.
"Deep in the human psyche there lies the need to believe in something fantastic, something powerful, something unknown."
"Touch what you cannot solve, and return to me. I'll give you hints, and I'll give you three..." Zork Nemesis "I eat asbestos and piss PCBs." |
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Having arthritis since 27. That makes you feel about 30 years older then you are. Finding music you used to love to listen to super loud that you now turn down. When you realize how many years its been since you were in school.
Everything is sweetened by risk.
-- Alexander Smith
http://www.flickr....hotos/11765127@N08 |
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My hernia makes me feel old.
"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible."
--Don DeLillo
PICS |
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My Canada Decoration ( 12 years service good conduct)
and the fact I'll be getting a bar for said decoration (for 10 years on top of the 12 years) fairly soon.
And that I did basic with FN FAL as my rifle.
but regardless, I can still kick a whiny teenagers ass around the block without getting out of breath.
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When all the loud music you listened to as a kid became available in acoustic
or "unplugged" as it is so often called. That made me feel old
Calvin: It's a magical world, Hobbes, Ol' Buddy . . . let's go exploring!
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Posted by otonabee
When all the loud music you listened to as a kid became available in acoustic
or "unplugged" as it is so often called. That made me feel old
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OR... all the 'metal' you listened to as a teenager is now considered 'classic rock'.
[last edit 7/8/2011 1:23 AM by Samurai - edited 1 times]
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Posted by Samurai
OR... all the 'metal' you listened to as a teenager is now considered 'classic rock'.
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...and it keeps getting played on the goddamn "oldies" stations.
Who's tagline I remember as "'60's, '70's, and today."
Fuck me.
I'm a "Leave only footprints, take only pornography" kind of guy, myself. |
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Doing something I should have done 20 years ago...and realizing I can't do it very well and couldn't do it well in the first place. 
I'm just discouraged over the whole thing.
"The best wine lies at the bottom of the pail/And Happiness lies below the navel." - Drukpa Kunley, "The Divine Madman of the Dragon Lineage" and "Saint of 5,000 Women". |
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Posted by Samurai
OR... all the 'metal' you listened to as a teenager is now considered 'classic rock'.
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Or stuff you bought when it was released is being played on classic rock stations.
Or taking five days to recover from playing baseball.
“We are not going to have the kind of cooperation we need if everyone insists on their own narrow version of reality. … the great divide in the world today … is between people who have the courage to listen and those who are convinced that they already know it all.”
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I have so many... but here is a fav.. When your my age and you say Jersey Shore you either mean LBI, Seaside, Point Pleasant etc., not Snookie, The Situation, and J-wow. Seriously. (I am a Jersey girl so I can say this.
Closer than you think~ When you dig up the past, you tend to get dirty.
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Posted by RebelDead
I have so many... but here is a fav.. When your my age and you say Jersey Shore you either mean LBI, Seaside, Point Pleasant etc., not Snookie, The Situation, and J-wow. Seriously. (I am a Jersey girl so I can say this.
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I can proudly say I've never seen as much as a nanosecond of Jersey Shore. I don't even know which channel MTV is on my cable service. It's on MTV, right? I'm old enough to remember when MTV showed videos!
“We are not going to have the kind of cooperation we need if everyone insists on their own narrow version of reality. … the great divide in the world today … is between people who have the courage to listen and those who are convinced that they already know it all.”
-Madeline Albright |
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Posted by splumer
I can proudly say I've never seen as much as a nanosecond of Jersey Shore. I don't even know which channel MTV is on my cable service. It's on MTV, right? I'm old enough to remember when MTV showed videos!
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yep... mtv should changed their name.
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