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the fact that my daughter is 9 and is in grade 4...
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the fact that kids in my car club were not alive when I started driving.
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When my hat had more service time than some of the people in my shop.
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Playing World of Warcraft with kids half my age and trying to talk about things that happened before they were born. I actually had some kid that had never heard of Jimmy Carter. Shael
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The fact that I am old enough to be the mother and sometimes the grandmother of some of the people, if not all of the people that I explore with.
Through the darkness of future's past The magician longs to see Once chants out between two worlds Fire, walk with me |
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Posted by sheNANigans The fact that I am old enough to be the mother and sometimes the grandmother of some of the people, if not all of the people that I explore with.
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The fact that I could be your older brother.
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Thinking about the fact that the first students I taught are now University age....*sigh*
You and me will all go down in history, with a sad Statue of Liberty, and a generation that didn't agree. |
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My fear and hatred of teenagers, which is why I started this forum.
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The fact that my daughter is in her third year of college...
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Kids I used to babysit for are grandparents. I started babysitting young and they started to breed young but still!!!!
A mirage is not an optical illusion. It is a real phenomenon, and one can take photographs of it. The interpretation of the image, however, is up to the fantasy of the human mind. |
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Posted by argonian My fear and hatred of teenagers, which is why I started this forum.
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When did you become a moderator?
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I am not a moderator, but I have a few private forums, this is one of them.
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Posted by argonian My fear and hatred of teenagers, which is why I started this forum.
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sing along with My Chemical Romance... "Teenagers scare the living shit out of me..."
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Posted by argonian I am not a moderator, but I have a few private forums, this is one of them.
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"I am not a moderator! I am a human being!"
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The fact that my daughter is 12 makes me feel old.
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The fact that the beautiful Wentworth Miller is older than me, but looks a decade younger than me makes me feel old.
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i don't want to get old. i am afraid that i just don't do it well. i've noticed that out of my friends, i am the only one left without a wife, kids, or a live-in girlfriend... i cannot stomach that life. I mean, I am 35 and my life, statistically, is half over. What have I done with it? Nothing. Nada. Zip. Will anyone remember me when I'm gone? Probably not. fuck i am melancholy tonight. is this emo?
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Sam... What do you think I am? Chopped liver? You aren't going anywhere for a while and I'm sure there's others that'll remember you besides me. Seriously though... You aren't old...you just feel that way sometimes. Believe me, I felt that way today when I was trying to push cutter logs a couple feet to line 'em up to move with a truck and kids half my friggin age are doing it with ease while I'm fighting damaged knees and ankles. Shael
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"The best wine lies at the bottom of the pail/And Happiness lies below the navel." - Drukpa Kunley, "The Divine Madman of the Dragon Lineage" and "Saint of 5,000 Women". |
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I think I hear wedding bells for Sam and Shael.
Que pasa, baby? |
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Posted by argonian I think I hear wedding bells for Sam and Shael.
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no.
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