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mutantMandias may cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime. ++++ mutantMandias has to return some videotapes ++++ Do not taunt mutantMandias
mutantMandias is something more than human, more than a computer. mutantMandias is a murderously intelligent, sensually self-programmed, non-being |
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Dammit, Mandias, where were you and your stilts when I was trying to tell people what to get me for christmas?!
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They are UE essentials.
mutantMandias may cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime. ++++ mutantMandias has to return some videotapes ++++ Do not taunt mutantMandias
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my daughter's a zombie...
They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn! |
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I didn't think that started until at least 14 years old.
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Posted by KublaKhan
I didn't think that started until at least 14 years old.
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na, i bit the cat... the cat bit her what can you do?
They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn! |
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this is adorable..start em young!
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Posted by PaExplorations
this is adorable..start em young!
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I'm surprised she can even lift that camera, actually, let alone take pictures with it! Not once has she dropped a camera, either, which is good, since that body is insured, but I haven't got around to insuring that lens...
Maybe I should at least put a wrist strap on it 
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Posted by metawaffle
I'm surprised she can even lift that camera, actually, let alone take pictures with it! Not once has she dropped a camera, either, which is good, since that body is insured, but I haven't got around to insuring that lens...
Maybe I should at least put a wrist strap on it
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I would be hyperventilating. Spastic and nervous. "Um...that's okay, Sweetie...no no...don't drop it on the cat...ohjesus..."
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If I was the mother I can imagine myself saying "Metawaffle, or whatever your name is now, please step away from the computer and pay attention to your offspring. Please, sweetheart, please. I will even pay attention to your knob tonight. I swear."
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Posted by argonian
If I was the mother I can imagine myself saying "Metawaffle, or whatever your name is now, please step away from the computer and pay attention to your offspring. Please, sweetheart, please. I will even pay attention to your knob tonight. I swear."
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It's like you have a recording device hidden somewhere in this very room!
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I think you should start playing sweet sounds, such as this in the evening...
http://www.newgrou...audio/listen/39544
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With the smooth sounds of Karl, I really can't go wrong.
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Posted by argonian
If I was the mother I can imagine myself saying "Metawaffle, or whatever your name is now, please step away from the computer and pay attention to your offspring. Please, sweetheart, please. I will even pay attention to your knob tonight. I swear."
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I tried it. Didn't work.
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Posted by KublaKhan
I tried it. Didn't work.
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Try the Karl Pilkington Eat a Knob at Night remix thing. I'm pinning my hopes on that one.
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While you youngsters post photos of your kids, who happen to be lovely by the way, all of them.
Sadly My children are much to grown and un-photogenic, so I am forced to post photos of my very photogenic grandchildren, Bradley and Tyler.
They will be forced to haul grandpas walker and collostomy bag thru all of our future UE safaris.
That li'l girl in pink wouldn't let Tyler out of her sight, He's almost as handsome as his grampa.
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Posted by KublaKhan
I would be hyperventilating. Spastic and nervous. "Um...that's okay, Sweetie...no no...don't drop it on the cat...ohjesus..."
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i'm almost 36 and my dad still won't a) let me borrow his car/truck and b)handle his camera equipment.
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Posted by Samurai
i'm almost 36 and my dad still won't a) let me borrow his car/truck and b)handle his camera equipment.
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Do what every other kids does when told NO.
TAKE the old man's car. TAKE his camera.
Then come home really late and sneak everything back into place and then deny you took it.
Let me know how it works out.
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Posted by KublaKhan
Do what every other kids does when told NO.
TAKE the old man's car. TAKE his camera.
Then come home really late and sneak everything back into place and then deny you took it.
Let me know how it works out.
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