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Post your favourite extreme bestiality stories here. Pics welcome.
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Is this the place to post my story about an acquaintance from high school who was fornicating with a Duroc swine, when the piggie lost her temper? Said pig went berserk, attempted to bite him on the groin, resulting in his smacking her with a hammer. Her pain and anguish brought the other hogs into the matter, which resulted in my schoolmate being hospitalized with multiple pig bites, including several to the groin and buttocks.
I have changed my personal exploring ethics code. From now on it will be: "Take only aimed shots, leave only hobo corpses." Copper scrappers, meth heads and homeless beware. The Jonsered cometh among you, bringing fear and dread. |
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i would assume most stories involve peanut butter.
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Okay, are we done here? I think hope Jonsered wins.
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Posted by MutantMandias Okay, are we done here? I think hope Jonsered wins.
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Not even close. Pig bites...classic
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There once was a man who was fucked by a horse. He bled to death through his ass, of course.
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[15:00:33] <SeeThirty> cause you're not likely to be anywhere that other people haven't been who didn't have protection [15:00:41] <SeeThirty> still better safe than lexi |
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So I got a second job at a local restaurant washing dishes. A girl I have worked with before applied for a job as a waitress. The owner (creepy ass coke head Tom) gave her a training video to take home to watch. When she played the dvd at home it was a video of a girl getting it from a horse. When she returned the dvd and told him what happened, well all I can say it that Tom acted very casual about the whole thing. Some of us think it may have been a mistake, or maybe he did it on purpose. We are really not shure. Also strange, She got the job.
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Posted by shane_fromva So I got a second job at a local restaurant washing dishes. A girl I have worked with before applied for a job as a waitress. The owner (creepy ass coke head Tom) gave her a training video to take home to watch. When she played the dvd at home it was a video of a girl getting it from a horse. When she returned the dvd and told him what happened, well all I can say it that Tom acted very casual about the whole thing. Some of us think it may have been a mistake, or maybe he did it on purpose. We are really not shure. Also strange, She got the job.
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Not strange at all.
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Does this count? http://www.youtube...atch?v=3TmSwF0mejg
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And
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Posted by DiVaMoNKeY i would assume most stories involve peanut butter.
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i'd have to agree lol
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Posted by KublaKhan extreme bestiality
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is there any other kind?
leave the gun. take the cannoli. |
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Hardcore Bestiality
I make love the same way I resolve arguments. With my fists. |
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any links? LOL
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http://ca.youtube....atch?v=V4O_3fYlHZA why is my youtube canadian now, fuck that. goddammn.
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Just say NO.
"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible." --Don DeLillo PICS |
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Posted by KublaKhan Just say NO.
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DAMNIT, I just saw this in the humor board... you suck, kind sir.
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it appears to be popping up all over the place these days.
leave the gun. take the cannoli. |
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Posted by Iqueld Hardcore Bestiality
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is there ANY other kind?
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