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Every summer camp kid has heard this one.
A lumberjack/woodsman is crushed by a falling tree. He severs his legs, kills a goat and attaches the lower end of the dead animal to his own mangled stumps. He recovers, goes insane and then snatches sleeping camper kiddies from their bunks and eats them.
Variations: Goatlady, Bearman, Bearwoman, Slugman (dude is half eaten by a giant slug, goes insane and snatches sleeping camper kiddies from their bunks and leaves a trail of slime behind him). There is no Slugwoman, because that would be offensive.
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I've heard of the goatman and the ax attacks on people, but only more toward the east coast as opposed to the midwest (my region).
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the tv show "creepy canada" had a segment about the goatman.
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Read Jeff Foxworthy's autobiography "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem" for a rather humorous retelling of Jeff's own encounter with the Goatman legend in Georiga.
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Posted by Watcher
Read Jeff Foxworthy's autobiography "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem" for a rather humorous retelling of Jeff's own encounter with the Goatman legend in Georiga.
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Friend's insane reclusive uncle out in Corsicana, TX is rumoured to be the father of that area's legendary goatman. Mainly because he did some time in the 1950's for bestiality.
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Posted by Mutt12
Friend's insane reclusive uncle out in Corsicana, TX is rumoured to be the father of that area's legendary goatman. Mainly because he did some time in the 1950's for bestiality.
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And this shall be the name of my next grindcore band.
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THIS shall be the name of my grindcore band. Or Pope Licks Monster.
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