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This is a true story about two men who set out to find the biggest, and best of all abandonments. One day two explorers Ronald and Josh went to an abandoned donkey ranch, and found a bunch of donkey corpses. One of the explorers, noticing a hole in the donkeys chest naturally opened it further and noticed a letter amongst the blood and muscles. It was a map! The map contained some writing on the back that read: "To teh children who read this mufuckk: majikal city, full of hospitals and movie theatres. Imagine if it were abandoned? I say GIT R DONE MOTHA FUCKAAZ." The explorers both looked at each other in disbelief. That night while they had a male slumber party and watched "Grease" they decided to pack some of their belongings and head out to find this magical city. Ronald sat down in his room and started packing. Suits, cologne, shorts, his favorite book, nail polish, deodorant, flash light, batteries, lip gloss. He was all ready to head out on his big adventure. They were both ready to do the big dirty. If you want to hear more on this story visit WWW.CNN.CA
[last edit 3/18/2007 1:36 PM by HaloBlack - edited 1 times]
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...Somebody's drunk.
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No she's not drunk, just plain stupid.
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SOOOOO TRUE WOW LOL
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Talk about reviving an old thread!
I miss HaloBlack or whatever her new nick is (Arbiter.x?). She doesn't seem to explore anymore.
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she never posted her tits though, so shes a zero on this forum
> The hierarchy of power dictates that the person with the most power does the least amount of work and retains the highest benefit. |
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This story is completely false. I say this on the grounds that they did not fuck the hole in the donkey's chest...
If you're having a stressed out day remember the sloth: They don't do shit and they haven't gone extinct; I'm sure you can afford to take a nap... |
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Posted by Stewie
she never posted her tits though, so shes a zero on this forum
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I posted mine. Remember? <3
Baby like the way I wake her up, 'Cause I'm a gangsta, I grab her by the butt, Pull her to my side, I'm in deep, Woke that ass up just to put her to sleep |
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Posted by TRAINS
I posted mine. Remember? <3
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I remember. That's how I get off at night.
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Posted by Dresden
I remember. That's how I get off at night. |
Well, please let it be me in the daytime. If yer not busy. And stuff.
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Tracy shut up and post titties.
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Posted by KONG
Tracy shut up and post titties.
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Only if it can be a full nude of me rubbing my massive penis to nudes of trains and fedge.
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Posted by Dresden
Only if it can be a full nude of me rubbing my massive penis to nudes of trains and fedge. |
LULZ and GACK!
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Posted by Dresden
Only if it can be a full nude of me rubbing my massive penis to nudes of trains and fedge.
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do it fgt
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she's hung like a light switch
Baby like the way I wake her up, 'Cause I'm a gangsta, I grab her by the butt, Pull her to my side, I'm in deep, Woke that ass up just to put her to sleep |
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Posted by TRAINS
she's hung like a light switch
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shhhhh don't tell my secruts!
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its ok tracy i hear jason is hung like a 10 year old
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Posted by KONG
its ok tracy i hear jason is hung like a 10 year old
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That's correct, given that we are in the bullshit and lies forum.
Baby like the way I wake her up, 'Cause I'm a gangsta, I grab her by the butt, Pull her to my side, I'm in deep, Woke that ass up just to put her to sleep |
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Posted by TRAINS
That's correct, given that we are in the bullshit and lies forum.
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Does this mean that you're lieing now or that I was luring when I made my comments? Eh? Eh?
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This forum is SO CONFUSING.
Baby like the way I wake her up, 'Cause I'm a gangsta, I grab her by the butt, Pull her to my side, I'm in deep, Woke that ass up just to put her to sleep |
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