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ok, you're not going to believe this, but it really happened!
It all started when I was UEing with Black Hawk, the all wise grandfather of everything in life.
We were in the middle of Fall River, Nova Scotia's abandoned warehouse barn thing (http://www.uer.ca/...ow.asp?locid=24965) when we thought we heard the owner coming, so we hid. The stack of useless wooden objects were good enough to cover both Black Hawk's enormous butt gaping out of the side like he's the goatse guy or something and me. Pushed up against me tight, I heard him whisper something about how children shouldn't assume he's not god, when a figure approached! The figure, silhouetted by the rays of red dusking sunlight from behind him, began closing in on our hovel of sexual tension. Black Hawk gripping my body tight, more out of shock than conscious act, though I'm sure it would have been no different if the latter statement had not been applied, made a soft whimper. I could feel the moisture of his skin pushing against the exposed parts of my body. The cool, heavy breathe of our anonymous visitor was getting to the point of being seen as it was as cold as your mother's cooch in here.
Black Hawk began to cry a little, just as the figure came up upon our ball of combined human cowardice. "hey guys, wtf are you doing here?" said Roadwolf! My eyes looked up with disappointment, because of my desire to have anal sex with Black Hawk who was about to express the true nature of his sexuality to me out of desperation for control in what felt like the end of his life.
Roadwolf then looked me straight in the eyes and said (and I quote) "Lets all circle jerk until we're canvasing these walls with our never to be born children." It was almost in that instant we were all naked on the floor pawing at eachother's genitalia like the Russians think they're all that. Extasy filled the room in the homoerotic excitement that ensued after this moment of pure UE lust. My penis, lubricated by some oil that was covering a nearby dead pigeon, pushed into the pimpled butt of Black Hawk. "ohhh" Black Hawk groaned in tune to the breaking of his anal virginity. I could feel the tension of his bleeding anal cavity. Roadwolf grabbed Black Hawk by the ears and slammed his long hardened member of wolfbaby fate into the back of Black Hawk's pretentious speech uttering throat. Black Hawk began to shed tears, but tears of joy. This was the day that he had been waiting for. I'm sure he would have said something along the lines of "oh shiroi, you are the greatest to me ever, baby. Spit on me. Spank me like I'm the flood for noah's ark" if his mouth had not been filled with a large man's kielbasa.
After that, we got some shots of the the old grandfather clock and headed back home. lol, the funny thing, and point of me telling this story, is that the farmer that works there was just getting in when we left. ALMOST CAUGHT UEING. That was a close one, *phew*.
[last edit 2/28/2007 4:51 AM by shiroi - edited 3 times]
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thats some really gross fiction
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Posted by monster
thats some really gross fiction
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Fiction? What'cha talkin' about, son? Nothing but the truth here.
-Me!
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yeah and on that note.. boffo and white trash are a bunch of pussies for not jumping out of an plane.
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yeah but I won't argue that fact. I am a pussy when it deals with heights.
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I'm just too poor.
> The hierarchy of power dictates that the person with the most power does the least amount of work and retains the highest benefit. | |
yeah but I won't argue that fact. I am a pussy when it deals with heights.
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| Pyeah and on that note.. boffo and white trash are a bunch of pussies for not jumping out of an plane. |
Wait... these were said in the bullshit and lies forum...Confusion is now!
red pill blue pill red pill blue pill
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Posted by Arc_Tangent
red pill blue pill red pill blue pill
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Take them both!!
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