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Now Cat 5 hurricane Rita is heading into the gulf to destroy the debauchery and sin that is the Texas coast. But seriously, while I see this as natural phenomena, there are those who feel that these recent storms are the work of a vengeful god. Hopefully here, all of you are rational and intelligent enough to see this as coincidental, random, weather phenomena. Does anyone believe this is the work of an old testament god with a temper?
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This is definitely the beginning of a comprehensive plan of world wide destruction by a wrathful god. Be afraid. Repent. Prepare to die.
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No, I feel that this is the work of good ole mother nature. And maybe possibly the side product of humans fucking around with the earth too much.
So I said "Why don't you shove it where the sun don't shine" and so he did. He put it in the cupboard under the stairs and it hasn't been mentioned since.
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Posted by xrahy
This is definitely the beginning of a comprehensive plan of world wide destruction by a wrathful god. Be afraid. Repent. Prepare to die.
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I figured Kubla would have posted first. I can hear Bart Simpson
" Do you want a happy God or an angry God?"
"Happy God, happy God."
The reason I ask is that one numbnut in my biochem class believes God will destroy the earth this year one storm at a time. I thought he was kidding but he wasn't. However, the prophet Xrahy hath warned me of the forthcoming rapture and I repent my sins.
I'm sorry I smoked weed, hash, took ecstacy, and abused Alieve
I'm sorry I ran over my neighbour
I'm sorry Itook the Lord's name in vain when I cut my neck and needed 86 stitches because of a slip with my straight razor
I'm sorry I told the Jehovahs that came to the door to Eat S&*t
Forgive me for not believing Bush talked to God
and this was just today.
Forgive me for voting for the Liberals the last 5 elections
Forgive me for mocking Irishlady's spelling of cheque, favour, neighbour, colour and behaviour
Forgive me for using the Metric system
Now I'm getting sacreligious. Better refill the bowl
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Posted by The Doctor
Forgive me for mocking Irishlady's spelling of cheque, favour, neighbour, colour and behaviour
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For this you shall never be forgiven.
So I said "Why don't you shove it where the sun don't shine" and so he did. He put it in the cupboard under the stairs and it hasn't been mentioned since.
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Posted by IrishLady
For this you shall never be forgiven.
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Well, the Oxford English Dictionary (UK and Canadian versions) say that I'm right but I'm damned anyway. That will go a long way in pacifying me during my eternal damnation.
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How's this?
"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible."
--Don DeLillo
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Posted by The Doctor
Well, the Oxford English Dictionary (UK and Canadian versions) say that I'm right but I'm damned anyway. That will go a long way in pacifying me during my eternal damnation.
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You should perhaps invest in a nonflammable Oxford English Dictionary?
So I said "Why don't you shove it where the sun don't shine" and so he did. He put it in the cupboard under the stairs and it hasn't been mentioned since.
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Posted by The Doctor
That will go a long way in pacifying me during my eternal damnation.
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Fuggedaboudit. The beer's better in hell. Trust me.
"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible."
--Don DeLillo
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Posted by KublaKhan
Fuggedaboudit. The beer's better in hell. Trust me.
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Compared to American beer? That's no great feat.
"Well, let me just jump into my time machine, go back to the Twelfth Century and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show." |
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Posted by Watcher
Compared to American beer? That's no great feat.
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Are you suggesting that beer in America is better than beer in Hell?
I submit:
http://www.unibrou...products/index.cfm
"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible."
--Don DeLillo
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Actually, I was agreeing with you that the beer in Hell would probably be better than the beer we have here. *Any* beer would be better than ours.
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This is the stuff. Hey...Hell is even on the label. And my buddy Satan, too.
The hangover is Pure Hell.
"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible."
--Don DeLillo
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