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I am here to announce that my name is Skylar. I am an elite infrastructure hacktevist of Portland Oregon. I would like any of you's that think that you have what it takes to meet me at the gourmet'est restaurant I have ever known McDonalds for interviews. I will be testing for fitness levels, I will have a cross fit training/military testing area where there you could attempt to impress/get in to my Urban Exploration Mafia. We will not only get inside epic 20 year old moldy isolated homes but will also infiltrate in the nude portlands greatest most epic engineering marvels. If you want to join my mafia respond in a reply below. This group is not the same as the Portland exploring meet up Jenn and that Deut guy have. This is the balls of steel mafia, not the balls of styrofoam UE meet up. If your not into listening to hannah montana and justin bieber while driving from abando to abando but prefer some intrinsic Poralistic grandesma electronic and human operated instimentalist beats between active hydro facilities and active refineries in the nude then this is the mafia you didnt know until now you have been waiting for.
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Yes, well... just what everyone wanted, a naked UE mob that explores houses at night.
I think there's another term for that... the boot licking will come latter.
Just when I thought I was out... they pulled me back in.
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Posted by blackhawk
Yes, well... just what everyone wanted, a naked UE mob that explores houses at night.
I think there's another term for that... the boot licking will come latter.
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So you're in then!!!!!?
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Ok guys so I know this may sound crazy but it is possible that the possibility of somebody coming to tears in jelousness of my awesomeness, terminates/abuses my account. :$ I know insane. Well if such were to ever ocurr I want yous to know that I'm super reachable. I may be homeless I may be dead but ill still be reachable. Ok?
Flickr: Blueglass95
Email:rockinsky95@yahoo.com
Adress: up my butt
Phone #: 911
Yeah Seriously I am so borred and tired its depressing, so write me or call me, and lets do anything anywhere for however long, for what ever reason, and naked or clothed! Soon everything on my flickr will be made public, Soon could be decades months days or secobds. Who knows but prepare yourself for a new era of artistry in art literacy in elementry school. Kids be seeing slideshows of the legendary explorer/writer/beauty.
I have a message for you kids on this forum/internet in general. Log out now of everything you are a member of on the evil cyber net, go into your dads tool cabinet in the garage and grab a hammer better a mallet hammer... Then go to your computer and smash it into 100% cereal size peices. Then when you are finished ice your arms. Have mommy put bandaids on your cutts. Then Join life. Go outside and when you see people talking on there phones and playing with there mobile f*cken devices swipe them out of their hands destroying their device. Then yell in their face Theres such thing as LIFE. Let the new generation be one of immidiate relationships, no texts nor skypes or gaming chat rooms.
I'll continue to sacrafice myself mind twisting my waves daily, but I have a mission and that is to attempt to crash and collapse the internet. The internet has 100% consumed me and the only way out is to slay it. Slay the web bloody. If your a hacktevist or a like trapped allie perhaps you too could join hand with me. We will become a great force.
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Ten foot poles, I've got ten foot poles over here!
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Well you could close your account, again.
Anything you do now is pretty much a rehash.
I saw what you did a little while ago in that old thread... wow, who could have saw that coming?
Just when I thought I was out... they pulled me back in.
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Posted by blackhawk
Well you could close your account, again.
Anything you do now is pretty much a rehash.
I saw what you did a little while ago in that old thread... wow, who could have saw that coming?
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I may close this account and create a new identity for myself once again. I sort of am having an identity crisis right now. Orientational, genderational, explorational,backacheneitial, and psychidelicationaly. I really appreciate all your advise on UER you realy seem like the only honor student here on UER. Always raising your hand making the teacher proud. I even get proud myself and im just the emo dressed in pink tranny alcohol abusing cat sitting in the back. But I can see the back of your head and hear you just fine  Thank Satan.
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Posted by smokedguadacheese
I may close this account and create a new identity for myself once again. I sort of am having an identity crisis right now. Orientational, genderational, explorational,backacheneitial, and psychidelicationaly. I really appreciate all your advise on UER you realy seem like the only honor student here on UER. Always raising your hand making the teacher proud. I even get proud myself and im just the emo dressed in pink tranny alcohol abusing cat sitting in the back. But I can see the back of your head and hear you just fine Thank Satan.
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I've done more for you than you care to comprehend. Word: profile
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Posted by AaronNi
Ten foot poles, I've got ten foot poles over here!
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Can they be cascaded to make a 20 foot pole?
The sheep and women folk are nervous.
Just when I thought I was out... they pulled me back in.
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don't feed the troll.
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Really no need to feed me cause my sister gave me some wicked pasta with bacon and red marinar sauce just a couple minutes, but if you guys want to have a pot luck totally do so. I'll just work on mantaining the fire.
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Can you please learn to spell before you continue to type paragraphs?
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It has established that there has been pledges recruited and jumped into the infamous Skylar mob.
It seems hard for us to believe, but this does appear to be a fact at this moment.
Women under 5 feet in height are advised to stay indoors and to avoid cooking pasta.
Just when I thought I was out... they pulled me back in.
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Posted by smokedguadacheese
I am here to announce that my name is Skylar. I am an elite infrastructure hacktevist of Portland Oregon. <blah blah blah blah blah blah>
This group is not the same as the Portland exploring meet up Jenn and that Deut guy have. This is the balls of steel mafia, not the balls of styrofoam UE meet up. |
Feel free to stop talking shit trying to look like a bad ass. You obviously act completely different and respectful when you're with someone you perceive as more "bad ass".
http://www.uer.ca/...urrpage=1&pp#post7
Most of that would have probably never happened if you weren't an elitist prick trying to look bad ass.
I'm gonna make it nice and short. Here's what happened when you tried to act bad ass.
Step 1: Let's be a bad ass and tell off a concerned citizen who expressed her disapproval of UE. It's the woman you called "stupid bitch who can't mind her own business"
Unsurprisingly, she called in after you told her off.
Step 3: You were like I'm an elite explorer, gonna tell them pigs to fuck off. You argued with them about some wording on the signage trying to show them you're the boss and they were so frustrated with you that the detective offered to call the station to research.
Step 4: You dropped it after getting told to drop it or get arrested for interfering with officer or something like that. You got thrown off your high horse.
You NEVER owed up for trying to look "bad ass" and creating a situation that caused them to get called in the first place. If I were to guess they probably didn't even want to have heard about it, but they can't just ignore the call, because the political backlash is significant if something happened to you. I only bring this up, because you're talking shit and trying to act bad ass again.
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Just don't explore, talk to, or acknowledge him. That's what I do. He just likes to cause drama.
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Trolling UER is a art.
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Posted by nonconmat
Trolling UER is a art.
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Or really badly written pulp fiction...
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Psychic
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Voodoo
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Ethics
