Say I get caught while exploring. Do you think a security guard would want to deal with a drunk 20-something year old who's just shit his pants? That's gotta be a lot of work, especially if you're just trespassing. Would he call the police, or just let you walk away, shaking his head? They can't be paid enough to have to deal with people shitting their pants. What do you think, UER? Should all just take a giant crap in our trousers if we're ever caught by security?
Bonus: Rubbing your poo all over you will mark you as your own territory and mentally unstable, and will likely result in security running from you as fast as possible. (Hey, your own poo can't be as bad as crawling through other people's poo!)
I discovered a loop hole a while back. You can't be taken in for both public indecency and trespassing. You can't trespass on public property. If your trespassing without clothes then your not in public, therefore it isn't public indecency any more than being naked in your own house is.
Wear underwear or nothing at all.
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When twilight draws near, when you are pushed to the very limits of your soul, when it seems that all you have left are the dead remnants of the fabric of your life: -- BELIEVE
In grade one or two (It's fairly fuzzy), I was exploring the vents (I could get into every room in the row). After getting caught (popped out into an occupied room) I tried to think of a way to get out of it as I was being dragged to office by four teachers (they each took a limb). I shat my self. A heavy solid turd smeared its way out of my cargo shorts as I kicked, screamed and wailed loudly. Got sent home for the day and it was never brought up.
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Why would it matter to a security guard if you shit your pants? If you really want this to work you have to find a way to shit the security guard's pants.
Posted by fiftyone_eggs Why would it matter to a security guard if you shit your pants? If you really want this to work you have to find a way to shit the security guard's pants.
Carry the Brown Noise tone on your phone at all times.
Posted by Astro It helps if you aren't wearing trousers at all.
I discovered a loop hole a while back. You can't be taken in for both public indecency and trespassing. You can't trespass on public property. If your trespassing without clothes then your not in public, therefore it isn't public indecency any more than being naked in your own house is.
Wear underwear or nothing at all.
There is so much failed logic in this one. You CAN in fact trespass on public property.
I am interested in how you arent trespassing if you take your clothes off? Quite often they mark parks as closed. then it would be trespassing if it is marked. It is a public place, and if I am naked, I would also be guilty of public indecency.
Meet me in chat. We can debate there.
Blah Blah Blah. Shut up and open the damn door. "It's ok Officer, I watch a lot of cop shows on tv, so i am practically one of you guys." - sadly, that didn't work. http://www.flickr.com/photos/jonno23/ All my photos suck.
There is a video about these and getting pulled over, but in reality if you aren't doing anything violent, don't run, and smile a lot, try this card out.
"If the threat level goes up its probably because of me." "I am looking for a girl who enjoys headbutting beltbuckles"
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