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I've done British already... A few Triumphs. Already have an Italian project in the barn awaiting some love.
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Posted by bandi
I've done British already... A few Triumphs. Already have an Italian project in the barn awaiting some love.
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the Fiat you bought from ACP?
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That's the one.
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Fix
It
Again
Tony?
How do you find spare parts for a Fiat?
Follow another one around.
What's the difference between a Fiat and a Jehovah's Witness?
You can close the door on a Jehovah's Witness.
When should you do the first oil change on a Fiat?
When it gets to 50,000 miles, or in other words, never.
Have you seen the latest Fiat anti-theft device?
They enlarged the logo.
What occupies the last six pages of the Fiat owner's manual?
The bus and train timetables.
How can you get a Fiat to do 60 miles an hour?
Push it over a cliff.
A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a gas cap for my Fiat."
The dealer replied, "Okay. Sounds like a fair trade."
How do you make a Fiat go faster?
Tell the tow truck driver to speed up.
What do you call a Fiat on a hilltop?
A miracle.
Two Fiats on a hilltop?
Science fiction.
Three Fiats on a hilltop?
A funny place to build a Fiat factory.
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Posted by bandi
That's the one.
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Nice!
I see him next week...
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Posted by splumer
Fix
It
Again
Tony?
How do you find spare parts for a Fiat?
Follow another one around.
What's the difference between a Fiat and a Jehovah's Witness?
You can close the door on a Jehovah's Witness.
When should you do the first oil change on a Fiat?
When it gets to 50,000 miles, or in other words, never.
Have you seen the latest Fiat anti-theft device?
They enlarged the logo.
What occupies the last six pages of the Fiat owner's manual?
The bus and train timetables.
How can you get a Fiat to do 60 miles an hour?
Push it over a cliff.
A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a gas cap for my Fiat."
The dealer replied, "Okay. Sounds like a fair trade."
How do you make a Fiat go faster?
Tell the tow truck driver to speed up.
What do you call a Fiat on a hilltop?
A miracle.
Two Fiats on a hilltop?
Science fiction.
Three Fiats on a hilltop?
A funny place to build a Fiat factory.
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Priceless.
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Hey, I never said it was good! But it's sure pretty.
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Posted by bandi
Hey, I never said it was good! But it's sure pretty.
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why not a Camaro? 
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I'll get a rash if I worked on one of those. (And honestly... with these gas prices, I'll stick to 4 bangers)
(a '73 Trans Am would be cool)
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