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I recently pissed on a couch belonging to a rat motherfucker who was sleeping on said couch. I might have pissed on his crotch. I definitely pissed on the right leg of his trousers. Then I took the last beer from his fridge, left the fridge door open, and then dumped an ashtray onto his carpet.
Kidding. I just pissed on his couch.
"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible."
--Don DeLillo
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Now that's what I'm talkin about.
I drink gasoline for breakfeast and beer for dinner!
Any problem can be licked with a case of beer and a few sticks of dynamite.
Strategic Beer Command ruling the desert since 1995 http://www.strategic-beer-command.com | |
I also pissed on his cat.
"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible."
--Don DeLillo
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I pissed on a cow once because its owner thoughtlessly put up a fence by the bombing range we were trying to get to. We had been trying to get there all morning and kept running into fences. So I gave the order to start drinking, hosed the cow, and we drove around back following a service road for a pipeline. Long story short, cow got pissed on, we got bombs. Capital B, small o, big fuckin M. And we had enough beer for a 30 stand-off.
I drink gasoline for breakfeast and beer for dinner!
Any problem can be licked with a case of beer and a few sticks of dynamite.
Strategic Beer Command ruling the desert since 1995 http://www.strategic-beer-command.com |
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