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Macbeth and Banquo decided to eat lunch together, and went to Macdonwald's.
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Macbeth's witches were examining a chicken in order to do an animal sacrifice. Having found it in good condition, they said, "Fair is fowl, and fowl is fair."
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These jokes are a true tragedy.
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These jokes are a true tragedy.
blindly ever onward |
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Said GLaDOS to Wheatley, "Lord, what fools these portals be!"
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How many Henry VIs does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he has to do it in three parts.
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This thread should be transferred to the SUCK private board.
"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible."
--Don DeLillo
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I can't believe this is happening to me. This is the worst day of my life.
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Sign in an outdoor gear shop window:
"Now is the winter of our discount tent!"
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Posted by KublaKhan
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Oh, "Other: New and Improved"? I agree.
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Posted by heinrick
Sign in an outdoor gear shop window:
"Now is the winter of our discount tent!"
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So much win. Not only saved the thread, gave it hope for future generations...
My sister is Charlotte Light and Dark. Who am I?
Farewell and thank you... "I was doing something that I thought could have some impact someday. In many ways, it's really these photographs that kept me going creatively." Dennis Hopper |
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Posted by HarvestmanMan
Oh, "Other: New and Improved"? I agree.
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YES!
"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible."
--Don DeLillo
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I know this isn't Shakespeare.
Earl Warren loved his wife Amanda so much that he wrote a long poem about her. What better way to begin it than "Of Warren Amanda I sing"?
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What do you call a bumblebee that keeps all of its honey?
Neither a borrower nor a lender bee.
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This thread definitely has it's prose and cons....
Blah Blah Blah. Shut up and open the damn door.
"It's ok Officer, I watch a lot of cop shows on tv, so i am practically one of you guys." - sadly, that didn't work.
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After William Butler Yeats wrote "The Second Coming," he committed a horrible murder involving a washing machine.
The only evidenced that the police found was the blood-dimmed Tide.
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Posted by KublaKhan
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"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible."
--Don DeLillo
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The story of an English poet who lives with a young couple would be called Marlowe and Me.
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If Daft Punk's latest album was about boobs, it would be called Random Access Mammaries.
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