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Tamara Location: Toronto Gender: Female Total Likes: 52 likes Blindly Ever Onward \| \|	Re: Science/Chemistry Jokes < Reply # 20 on 11/10/2011 1:07 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	right and obvious. whats the punch line for kk's jokes? I bet it's my mom.
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KublaKhan

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Posted by Tamara

whats the punch line for kk's jokes?

{Yr mom²} x {yr sister} + {yr ass + yr mom²} x {yr mom's ass + yr brother}²

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{yr dad² + yr brother²} +KK²

lol

[last edit 11/14/2011 1:03 PM by KublaKhan - edited 2 times]

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Tamara

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Posted by KublaKhan

{Yr mom²} x {yr sister} + {yr ass + yr mom²} x {yr mom's ass + yr brother}²

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{yr dad² + yr brother²} +KK²

lol

/me moves two standard deviations away form KK.

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Harvestman Location: Somewhere in SORTA/TANK Territory! Gender: Male Total Likes: 565 likes Everything about me has a poker face. \| \| \|	Re: Science/Chemistry Jokes < Reply # 23 on 11/16/2011 3:01 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	This is not related to anything, but it is a joke: Who is GI Joe's best friend? GI Bill
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cdevon Location: west county Gender: Male Total Likes: 909 likes \| \| \|	Re: Science/Chemistry Jokes < Reply # 24 on 11/17/2011 2:38 AM > \| Reply with Quote

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KublaKhan Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Total Likes: 207 likes With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie. \| \|	Re: Science/Chemistry Jokes < Reply # 25 on 11/18/2011 10:31 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Evolution. lol
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Harvestman Location: Somewhere in SORTA/TANK Territory! Gender: Male Total Likes: 565 likes Everything about me has a poker face. \| \| \|	Re: Science/Chemistry Jokes < Reply # 26 on 9/26/2012 11:19 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	If you mix a quart of water with a quart of oil, how much do you have in all? No solution.
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Tamara

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< Reply # 27 on 10/13/2012 4:08 AM >
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Posted by HarvestmanMan
If you mix a quart of water with a quart of oil, how much do you have in all?

No solution.

I actually laughed.

Which building in Toronto has the most stories?

The library.

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Harvestman Location: Somewhere in SORTA/TANK Territory! Gender: Male Total Likes: 565 likes Everything about me has a poker face. \| \| \|	Re: Science/Chemistry Jokes < Reply # 28 on 10/14/2012 11:25 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	If Tom Petty's mass is 180 pounds, what is his acceleration when he's free, free fallin'?
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KublaKhan

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Posted by HarvestmanMan
If Tom Petty's mass is 180 pounds, what is his acceleration when he's free, free fallin'?

That's lame.

{Yr sister³} x {yr other sister} + {yr ass/taint + yr mom} x {yr dad's ass/taint + yr brother}³

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{yr taint + yr dog} +KK³

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KublaKhan Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Total Likes: 207 likes With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie. \| \|	Re: Science/Chemistry Jokes < Reply # 30 on 1/7/2014 6:00 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	lol [last edit 1/7/2014 6:00 AM by KublaKhan - edited 1 times]
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Posted by Tamara
/me moves two standard deviations away form KK.

Two standard astronomical units would be safer.

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