Don't you hate people who talk just to hear themselves talk, about meaningless bullshit you could care less about, and they repeat their stupid shit in circles?

Example:
I drove a red car to work today. (normal)

Example: my rant. (abnormal)
So I woke up, blinked my eyes, yawned, shut off the alarm, showered, then ......blah blah....then I totally made coffee, kissed the cat, grabbed my purse....blah blah blah....then I went outside, man it's windy out there, and a bird flew by, then I got in my red car and started to drive to work, and then..........it goes ON AND FUCKING ON.

It's like SHUT THE FUCK UP IN THE NAME OF ALL THATS HOLY!!!!!!!!

Hmmmm.

lol

I drove a silver van to work, but I had to wash it off first, we have lots of trees, so there was lots of pollen and twigs on it. The water hose was around the back of the house, so I had to pull it around the side yard to the front. My dog was following me, I told her to go away, I didn't want her to get wet. She wouldn't leave, then my two year old son, who I put the the car already, but didnt' strap him down in his seat, started to honk my horn and flash the lights, so I had to open the car and put him in his seat, but the water hose was on and making a puddle, so I walked back to the house to turn it off, but I wasn't finished putting my son in his seat, so he got out of the car and walked in the puddle, so I went in the house to change his socks and his pants, and my 3 year old daughter tried to tell me a story, but I wasn't interested, and she kept going on and on and on, blah - blah - blah, it was so annoying, I have more important things to do, but she kept telling me about stuff I didn't care about, and I went back outside with my son and put him in the car, but musquitos got inside, and I had to kill them, but they are fast and hard to get. Then I walked back to the house and turned the water on again. I washed all the pollen off my car, there was lots of it bacause we live in an area with lots of trees. The hose had to go back where I found it so I dragged it back to the yard and the dog followed me again. She had pooped in the yard and I stepped in it. I tried to scrape it off on the grass but it was really stuck, so I used a twig to pry the poop loose from in between the treads, and I got some on my finger, so i went in the house to wash my hands, but there were dirty dishes in the sink and I didn't want to get poo-juice on the dishes, so I asked my daughter to take them out of the sink for me, she dropped a plate and it broke on the floor, so I had to sweep up all the pieces, but I washed my hands first because of the poop. Then I started to make my lunch for the day and my wife noticed that our son was in the car, she got angry with me because he as crying, she could see him crying through the window. She drives a white car to work, but mine is silver. I went outside to get him and when I came back my lunch was gone, the dog ate it. I locked the dog in the kennel, which we borrowed from my parents for when the dog is bad, then I made another sandwich, but we didn't have any ham left, so I had to use peanut butter. I like peanut butter, but this was fake peanut butter, and that isn't very good, so my lunch will not be very good today. I put my son into the car for the third time, then left for work, but I forgot about the garbage can behind my car, and I knocked it over, garbage spilled everywhere, it was very stinky, since it is full of diapers, we have a two year old child, and our three year old child sometimes sleeps with a pull-up at night, so they were also in the garbage. So I picked up the trash and cleaned up the driveway, then I went in the house to wash my hands again, now with human poop-juice, and then I left for work. I drive a silver car, actually it's a silver mini-van.

What a perfect example of what I'm talking about. Very annoying, nicely done.

So there was this one time at band camp...

Posted by MutantMandias Hmmmm.

Exactly.

Posted by Nvr2loud I drove a silver van to work, but I had to wash it off first, we have lots of trees, so there was lots of pollen and twigs on it. The water hose was around the back of the house, so I had to pull it around the side yard to the front. My dog was following me, I told her to go away, I didn't want her to get wet. She wouldn't leave, then my two year old son, who I put the the car already, but didnt' strap him down in his seat, started to honk my horn and flash the lights, so I had to open the car and put him in his seat, but the water hose was on and making a puddle, so I walked back to the house to turn it off, but I wasn't finished putting my son in his seat, so he got out of the car and walked in the puddle, so I went in the house to change his socks and his pants, and my 3 year old daughter tried to tell me a story, but I wasn't interested, and she kept going on and on and on, blah - blah - blah, it was so annoying, I have more important things to do, but she kept telling me about stuff I didn't care about, and I went back outside with my son and put him in the car, but musquitos got inside, and I had to kill them, but they are fast and hard to get. Then I walked back to the house and turned the water on again. I washed all the pollen off my car, there was lots of it bacause we live in an area with lots of trees. The hose had to go back where I found it so I dragged it back to the yard and the dog followed me again. She had pooped in the yard and I stepped in it. I tried to scrape it off on the grass but it was really stuck, so I used a twig to pry the poop loose from in between the treads, and I got some on my finger, so i went in the house to wash my hands, but there were dirty dishes in the sink and I didn't want to get poo-juice on the dishes, so I asked my daughter to take them out of the sink for me, she dropped a plate and it broke on the floor, so I had to sweep up all the pieces, but I washed my hands first because of the poop. Then I started to make my lunch for the day and my wife noticed that our son was in the car, she got angry with me because he as crying, she could see him crying through the window. She drives a white car to work, but mine is silver. I went outside to get him and when I came back my lunch was gone, the dog ate it. I locked the dog in the kennel, which we borrowed from my parents for when the dog is bad, then I made another sandwich, but we didn't have any ham left, so I had to use peanut butter. I like peanut butter, but this was fake peanut butter, and that isn't very good, so my lunch will not be very good today. I put my son into the car for the third time, then left for work, but I forgot about the garbage can behind my car, and I knocked it over, garbage spilled everywhere, it was very stinky, since it is full of diapers, we have a two year old child, and our three year old child sometimes sleeps with a pull-up at night, so they were also in the garbage. So I picked up the trash and cleaned up the driveway, then I went in the house to wash my hands again, now with human poop-juice, and then I left for work. I drive a silver car, actually it's a silver mini-van.

Win.

Posted by Nvr2loud I drove a silver van to work, but I had to wash it off first, we have lots of trees, so there was lots of pollen and twigs on it. The water hose was around the back of the house, so I had to pull it around the side yard to the front. My dog was following me, I told her to go away, I didn't want her to get wet. She wouldn't leave, then my two year old son, who I put the the car already, but didnt' strap him down in his seat, started to honk my horn and flash the lights, so I had to open the car and put him in his seat, but the water hose was on and making a puddle, so I walked back to the house to turn it off, but I wasn't finished putting my son in his seat, so he got out of the car and walked in the puddle, so I went in the house to change his socks and his pants, and my 3 year old daughter tried to tell me a story, but I wasn't interested, and she kept going on and on and on, blah - blah - blah, it was so annoying, I have more important things to do, but she kept telling me about stuff I didn't care about, and I went back outside with my son and put him in the car, but musquitos got inside, and I had to kill them, but they are fast and hard to get. Then I walked back to the house and turned the water on again. I washed all the pollen off my car, there was lots of it bacause we live in an area with lots of trees. The hose had to go back where I found it so I dragged it back to the yard and the dog followed me again. She had pooped in the yard and I stepped in it. I tried to scrape it off on the grass but it was really stuck, so I used a twig to pry the poop loose from in between the treads, and I got some on my finger, so i went in the house to wash my hands, but there were dirty dishes in the sink and I didn't want to get poo-juice on the dishes, so I asked my daughter to take them out of the sink for me, she dropped a plate and it broke on the floor, so I had to sweep up all the pieces, but I washed my hands first because of the poop. Then I started to make my lunch for the day and my wife noticed that our son was in the car, she got angry with me because he as crying, she could see him crying through the window. She drives a white car to work, but mine is silver. I went outside to get him and when I came back my lunch was gone, the dog ate it. I locked the dog in the kennel, which we borrowed from my parents for when the dog is bad, then I made another sandwich, but we didn't have any ham left, so I had to use peanut butter. I like peanut butter, but this was fake peanut butter, and that isn't very good, so my lunch will not be very good today. I put my son into the car for the third time, then left for work, but I forgot about the garbage can behind my car, and I knocked it over, garbage spilled everywhere, it was very stinky, since it is full of diapers, we have a two year old child, and our three year old child sometimes sleeps with a pull-up at night, so they were also in the garbage. So I picked up the trash and cleaned up the driveway, then I went in the house to wash my hands again, now with human poop-juice, and then I left for work. I drive a silver car, actually it's a silver mini-van.

Awesome example. I've met idiots who speak like this, they drive me nuts.