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PorkChopExpress Location: Pled's Pig Farm, Virginia Gender: Male Total Likes: 7 likes Stand Up Philosopher \| \|	WHAT A REAL WOMAN DOES < on 12/11/2010 10:52 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	WHAT A REAL WOMAN DOES A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible. . . No wait..... Sorry..... I'm thinking of beer. That's what beer does.......Never mind.
	"Deep in the human psyche there lies the need to believe in something fantastic, something powerful, something unknown." "Touch what you cannot solve, and return to me. I'll give you hints, and I'll give you three..." Zork Nemesis "I eat asbestos and piss PCBs."

cr400 Location: Los Angeles, CA Gender: Male Total Likes: 73 likes \| \|	Re: WHAT A REAL WOMAN DOES < Reply # 1 on 12/12/2010 4:35 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	HA! I gotta have my wife read this.
	You can see a million miles tonite, but you can't get very far. Honorary member of UER lifetime acheivement award winning, 2Xplorations and Guide Services, Texas.

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