I hate when I sit down to take a dump and my balls dip into the toilet water.
SO GROSS
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Location: Logtec is the UER representative for Scarborough, Ontario. Gender: Male Total Likes: 11 likes
Nice head, what's in the bag?
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Re: Balls < Reply # 11 on 11/8/2010 4:11 AM > | Reply with Quote
as a hard working man, i like my balls to be FREE and FRESH! Who has time for sticky sweaty onion balls? Happy junk is the only "ball cream" product i trust to keep my balls fresh and dry, for up to 24hrs. freefreshballs.com: http://www.sofresh...ucts/howards-pack/
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They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn!
Location: Logtec is the UER representative for Scarborough, Ontario. Gender: Male Total Likes: 11 likes
Nice head, what's in the bag?
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Re: Balls < Reply # 15 on 11/9/2010 2:34 AM > | Reply with Quote
Posted by trent I hate how my balls always smell. Even right after a shower. Ball smell cannot be removed.
Is it vinegar or onion smell? -Try shaving your balls and while your at it clean up the rest of your area, sure you'll look like a tall infant while standing in the nude, but women like a clean cut dude.
Ever go down on a girl who is sporting a "full Chewbaca"? She didn't smell too good did she? Pubic hair holds pee and other odorous discharges along with their smells. a girl who is clean shaven or maintained may have a faint womanly odour(thats not a bad thing), but it's not a pissy fish smell.
They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn!
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Re: Balls < Reply # 17 on 11/9/2010 5:12 AM > | Reply with Quote
Posted by logtec
Is it vinegar or onion smell? -Try shaving your balls and while your at it clean up the rest of your area, sure you'll look like a tall infant while standing in the nude, but women like a clean cut dude.
Ever go down on a girl who is sporting a "full Chewbaca"? She didn't smell too good did she? Pubic hair holds pee and other odorous discharges along with their smells. a girl who is clean shaven or maintained may have a faint womanly odour(thats not a bad thing), but it's not a pissy fish smell.
this also applies for the other side of the aisle.
