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ActionSatisfaction Esq.
Location: Newark, NJ Gender: Male Total Likes: 2 likes
Action always satisfies
| | | Re: Avoiding potential crazy people < Reply # 5 on 11/30/2009 4:16 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | This just reminded me of something that happened a few months ago at my work. I'm sitting here at my counter at the storage place and this guy walks into my office. He comes over to the counter, looks at me and says: "1987.... er.. 32!?"
I reply, "Er.. is that the unit number sir? whats your name?"
He stops and looks right at me, completely still and serious as fuck: "Hey joe! At the sound of the tone, the time will be 1987.. BEEP." The hairs all over my body stand up tall. He pauses for a bit, smiling.. and then "24! 32! How you doin man, I gotta go to 1987, can you call my sister? I think, 82, 34! You gotta phone I can use? 1987! 1987! I mean, can I get in?" So I says to the guy, "Do you have a unit here? What's your name? I can't let you in unless you tell me" So it continues with him blurting out random numbers and complete sentences of nonsense.. he actually manages to get out a name, says it's his sister, and asks if she can pick him up. I look it up and find a match in my computer, so I call this woman and tell her I have a man here trying to get into her unit, who says he's her brother. What she says chills me to the bone: "oh god"...pause.. "is he still there? you didn't let him in did you?", in a voice filled with panic. "Uhh.. yes ma'am, he's right here in the office.. would you please speak with him?" I ask. "Tell him I'm at work, tell him I can't pick him up... god.. I'm so sorry"... CLICK. I slowly put the phone down, look up at the guy, deliver the news and wait to get shanked. He reacts with sadness. "Aww man that's my sister.. here.. maybe try this number.. 86... 4.. wait no.. 468.. 32..3. uh..yeah" stops and waits for me to dial. "There's gotta be more numbers then that man, that's not enough", he agrees "ahh shit.. yeah.. you gotta pen and paper?" I kindly oblige and he scribbles down a 13 number sequence on the paper. I try different combinations with no success. Suddenly the phone rings.. I pick it up and it's his sister again "is he still there? let me talk to him". I hand the phone over and they discuss how she's at work and cannot come get him. Since I have some spare time, and like any sensible person about to be horrifically murdered, I place my cell phone on the counter and begin to video record my last moments. "Please get out of there, I love you ok? I just can't come right now" I hear her say. "I LOVE YOU!! I LOVE YOU!! I LOVE YOU TOO.. I'M SORRY! I LOVE YOU! I"M SORRY" he yells desperately into the phone. She then must've asked to talk to me again because he shoves the phone back at me. "Listen, my brother is very unstable, he has a lot of problems, you need to call the police, I don't know what he might do.. I have to go now, I'm at work, I'm sorry.. I'm so sorry" - click. He asks for the phone again "I'll try my other sister".. and starts scribbling more numbers down onto the paper. Not wanting to upset this guy any further, I decide to hold off on calling the police right in front of him, and hand him the phone (I have another phone, and a panic button, so I wasn't giving up my only way to call help, in case anyone was wondering). For a good 5 more minutes the two of us work on putting together a coherent number, and I make numerous calls to phone numbers that can in no way exist, in an attempt to humor the guy. Eventually he seems to realize it's not getting anywhere and gives up.. "Well, I gotta go.. 1987.. sorry for wasting your time sir.. thank you for helping me, I'm sorry" and turns to leave. He gets to the door, opens it, closes it, turns around, throws both arms into the air and yells "SAYONARRA!" , bows, and then leaves.
The door auto locks, I grab a metal pipe, and wait to see if he returns. Thankfully he does not, and that's the end of that. Oh, he also left an entire extra large pizza with everything on it in my parking lot. I found it soon after he'd left. It was a completely uneaten pizza with all the toppings, still warm, from the pizza place down the street. I decided to toss it in the dumpster, though it was pretty tempting. Anyway.. crazy people seem drawn to me for some reason.
[last edit 11/30/2009 4:18 PM by ActionSatisfaction Esq. - edited 1 times]
| "The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living, and the get-rich-quick theory of life." - T.R. |
| bandi Lippy Mechanic Bastard
Location: Trent Hills, ON Gender: Male Total Likes: 734 likes
A liminal mind is all I've ever known.
| | | | Re: Avoiding potential crazy people < Reply # 13 on 12/9/2009 9:15 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Posted by ActionSatisfaction Esq. He stops and looks right at me, completely still and serious as fuck: "Hey joe! At the sound of the tone, the time will be 1987.. BEEP." The hairs all over my body stand up tall. He pauses for a bit, smiling.. and then "24! 32! How you doin man, I gotta go to 1987, can you call my sister? I think, 82, 34! You gotta phone I can use? 1987! 1987! I mean, can I get in?"
| Back when I first started my apprenticeship, I used to have a VERY strange customer with a VW Jetta. The whole interior (headliner, seats, door panels) was covered in random numbers written with a black sharpie. There were THOUSANDS of them. One day he was ranting about how he won't go in his backyard any more because it's full of diamondback rattlesnakes. (I live in central Ontario...), and his neighbours are angry with him because he doesn't mow his lawn back there any more, but he won't risk getting bitten. About a month after that, he smashed his car into the hospital, apparently he had threatened to crash an airplane into it a few weeks earlier. Allegedly, the car had a ceiling fan attached to the front end when this happened...
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| logtec
Location: Logtec is the UER representative for Scarborough, Ontario. Gender: Male Total Likes: 11 likes
Nice head, what's in the bag?
| | | | Re: Avoiding potential crazy people < Reply # 17 on 12/10/2009 3:54 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Fedge- you were in Scarborough, what did you expect? altho Scarborough is not as bad as it used to be- with all that cRaZy gangsta crime shit of the 90's, now the wacky homeless people have moved in. my strategy for living in "scare-borough": just get in your car as fast as you can, tell them the car lights coming on is just your "magic powers"... if that doesn't work and they jump on the hood of your car, crank up your radio, hit the gas and turn hard into a 180 degree turn they, will slide of the hood, then you're home free, just do don't look back....
| They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn! |
| logtec
Location: Logtec is the UER representative for Scarborough, Ontario. Gender: Male Total Likes: 11 likes
Nice head, what's in the bag?
| | | | Re: Avoiding potential crazy people < Reply # 18 on 12/10/2009 3:54 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Posted by logtec Fedge- you were in Scarborough, what did you expect? altho Scarborough is not as bad as it used to be- with all that cRaZy gangsta crime shit of the 90's, now the wacky homeless people have moved in. my strategy for living in "scare-borough": just get in your car as fast as you can, tell them the car lights coming on is just your "magic powers"... if that doesn't work and they jump on the hood of your car, crank up your radio, hit the gas and turn hard into a 180 degree turn they, will slide of the hood, then you're home free, just do don't look back....
| man and most people thought i was insane...
| They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn! |
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