Posted by jeepdave Good way to take care of stealin neighbors. Get a 5 gallon gas jug. Fill it 75% with diesel 25% with gas. Leave it in a tempting location near the road. You will find out who stole it pretty soon. Enjoy.

Awesome!

Well, as an update, fuck El Paso. My wife just got hired as the Director of the Chamber of Commerce in the town where I pretty much grew up. Bye, bye Texas! Back to old New Mejico. Now I get every night with my wife, no more illegal alien infestation, no more traffic, and no more neighbors. Found a nice house on several acres of land, and we are moving July 1.

Booyah!

New neighbours moved in a couple of months ago. Their dog barks 24/7. They have an 'indoor cat' which, when it escapes, arrives in our garden to shit. Neighbours send their kid over into our garden unannounced to collect cat/offer apology. I looked out my office window one afternoon and found the entire family on the roof of their garage trying to coax 'indoor cat' back 'indoors.' Two hours of 'Here pussy, c'mere Bootsie, GET HIM GET HIM, here kitty-kitty, etc.' The week they moved in, I came home to discover some unknown teenaged boy skirting around my front courtyard. I drew my weapon and fired a single shot, killing him instantly. I explained later (police interest) that I was uncomfortable with the intrusion.'

Posted by KublaKhan I came home to discover some unknown teenaged boy skirting around my front courtyard. I drew my weapon and fired a single shot, killing him instantly. I explained later (police interest) that I was uncomfortable with the intrusion.'

A very reasonable response.

How do you kill women and kids?

Easy, you just don't lead 'em as much.

Posted by Jonsered Well, as an update, fuck El Paso. My wife just got hired as the Director of the Chamber of Commerce in the town where I pretty much grew up. Bye, bye Texas! Back to old New Mejico. Now I get every night with my wife, no more illegal alien infestation, no more traffic, and no more neighbors. Found a nice house on several acres of land, and we are moving July 1. Booyah!

Where in NM? Hopefully it hasn't changed since you left.

I lived in Clovis and still had the illegal infestations.

Shael

I'm in the mountains. No agriculture and no manufacturing and no heavy construction = very few illegals. We are stoked!

Posted by Jonsered I'm in the mountains. No agriculture and no manufacturing and no heavy construction = very few illegals. We are stoked!

Way to go Jonsered!

Congrats to your wife and have fun in your new home!

Texas strikes me as just no fun.

Posted by Samurai Texas strikes me as just no fun.

Texas is great. I thought the same as you Sam before I went thru it OTR. Its great. 80 mph speed limits. Wide open space. Love it.

Posted by Samurai Texas strikes me as just no fun.

...yer killin me.

Posted by jeepdave Texas is great. I thought the same as you Sam before I went thru it OTR. Its great. 80 mph speed limits. Wide open space. Love it.

Reminds me of Arkansas, just doesn't have much in the way of green grass or trees.

Shael

Posted by Shael Reminds me of Arkansas, just doesn't have much in the way of green grass or trees. Shael

Depends on what part really, one of the worst snow storms I went thru was in of all places Texas. Lotta neat stuff there. Now I can do without Dallas/Ft Worth area and Houston. Blah.