Posted by fedge micro, I'm talkin' omni-directional yanks with yer skin getting caught under her ring and more blood spurts than any other bodily secretions. Sometimes you can't teach 'em.

maybe you just picked a lemon?

Seeing how classy this thread is, I wouldn't doubt it is someone on the forums. Seeing Olive's reaction to "girl" and knowing her age and surmising that she wants to be thought of as an adult, she is my prime suspect.

Posted by argonian Seeing how classy this thread is, I wouldn't doubt it is someone on the forums. Seeing Olive's reaction to "girl" and knowing her age and surmising that she wants to be thought of as an adult, she is my prime suspect.

Ha!

I would never be as so lucky to win the heart of olive even if I was closer to her age. If there's class in this thread, it's her.

Olive, it is time to crack out the Jergens and show him what a real young lady is made of.

Posted by argonian Seeing how classy this thread is, I wouldn't doubt it is someone on the forums. Seeing Olive's reaction to "girl" and knowing her age and surmising that she wants to be thought of as an adult, she is my prime suspect.

1) im classy enough to be currently uer dating, but no its def not fedge.
2) this is not about me. no post would be made about me with such a subject matter.

Posted by olive no its def not fedge.

I like how she doesn't merely say "it's not fedge" but adds the word (or abbreviated word, rather) "def".

Well, you know what, I'm starting a rumor that it is, in fact, me.

LOL!

Posted by fedge I like how she doesn't merely say "it's not fedge" but adds the word (or abbreviated word, rather) "def". Well, you know what, I'm starting a rumor that it is, in fact, me. LOL!

good luck with that.

Sliiiiightly disturbing knowing the ages of people conversing in this thread...

i really thing that some talk time is in order... anything that you dont understand, or want to know, want to tell or want to ask your bf/gf about should be talked about.

ymmv

cdevon1200

Ultimately, cdevon1200, you're right.

Communication is the answer. Letting things fester until you grow resentful or frustrated is not good for anyone.

thanks fedge.

yes the ability to talk about anything is the key to a relationship (imho) everything else revolves around that.
i am living with a 29 year old woman, much more "grown up" than i am. im 38- still a kid to her sometimes lol. we talk ALOT about everything from training her dog to figuring out a plan to get her a new truck. there is nothing that we dont talk about. i have learnd that talking is the key to making it last. money, sex, job, looks, etc. is just filler for a healthy relationship.

Right, now how bout MEN that don't know how to pleasure women?

Posted by Oryx Right, now how bout MEN that don't know how to pleasure women?

This.

Posted by Emma Peel This.

99% of men could really give a rats ass about pleasing the woman.
to most guys it's insert tab a into slot b, thrust, repeat as many times as necessary.

Posted by Samurai 99% of men could really give a rats ass about pleasing the woman. to most guys it's insert tab a into slot b, thrust, repeat as many times as necessary.

You made me LOL.

I dunno. I've usually been with men who take pride in pleasing women. So the few who are all about "tab a into slot b" look like a bunch of incompetent dooshbags.

Posted by Emma Peel You made me LOL. I dunno. I've usually been with men who take pride in pleasing women. So the few who are all about "tab a into slot b" look like a bunch of incompetent dooshbags.

yeah but the incompetent douchebags still got off, so it's always win.

Posted by Samurai yeah but the incompetent douchebags still got off, so it's always win.

Touche. <3

PS It is spelled dooshbags. Two o's looks more douchebaggy. Duh.

LOL is all I have to say about this thread. I gotta wonder if shes smackin the thing like a freshly opened bottle of Heinz Ketchup, or you just pissed her off and this is her revenge. Remember women dont get mad, they get even.

Maybe the girl doesn't like you. I've never met a girl who thought it was like swinging an axe. It's more like a hammer when you hit them in the face with it for gettin it all wrong. But jump back quickly, they tend to get upset when you wake them up that way. Same goes for waking them up with it in a brat bun and rubbing it on their lips. Bonus points for ketchup and mustard. Seriously, you need to tell her that the hacksaw treatment isn't as satisfying as the popsicle version.

um...ow.

maybe she prefers the dominant role? start taking control man!