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Feeling suicidal
< on 10/21/2009 3:20 PM >
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I was so depressed last night . . . the more I thought about general gloom and doom, the economy, two wars - soon to be three, Obama's Marxist agenda, economic collapse, government take-over of everything, terrorism, the exploding national debt, the rise of China, the impending supremacy of Islam, the death of the Western culture . . . it was all too much.

I thought I might be feeling suicidal . . .

So I called Lifeline.
I got an outsourced call center in Pakistan .
I told them I thought I might be suicidal.
The operator was suddenly very cheerful and excited.
She asked me if I could drive truck . . .




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Re: Feeling suicidal
< Reply # 1 on 10/21/2009 3:41 PM >
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<3. I oughta give them a ring!




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Re: Feeling suicidal
< Reply # 2 on 10/22/2009 3:57 PM >
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LMFAO




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Re: Feeling suicidal
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So lifeline has outsourced their work in the name of profits to some call center in Pakistan? Nice.




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Re: Feeling suicidal
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So lifeline has outsourced their work in the name of profits to some call center in Pakistan? Nice.


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Bye for now.

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Re: Feeling suicidal
< Reply # 5 on 10/23/2009 1:46 AM >
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Posted by gambino
So lifeline has outsourced their work in the name of profits to some call center in Pakistan? Nice.


Yup! Bin Laden's getting a handsome profit too!




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Re: Feeling suicidal
< Reply # 6 on 10/23/2009 1:39 PM >
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I thought of this thread when I saw this.

http://www.youtube...atch?v=druQ6olIfm4




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Re: Feeling suicidal
< Reply # 7 on 11/19/2009 3:42 PM >
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I thought of this thread when I saw this.

http://www.youtube...atch?v=druQ6olIfm4


Ohhh! That's just nasty!!! And I love it!




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Re: Feeling suicidal
< Reply # 8 on 11/19/2009 4:59 PM >
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I don't care who ya are, now dat's funny right dare.




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