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Re: Junk Faxes < Reply # 1 on 9/7/2009 1:25 PM > | Reply with Quote
And there is a disturbing lack of random amateur porn faxes these days. Ahhhh, longing for the good old days, when you couldn't go more than a few hours without receiving a fax of a beautiful, anonymous named woman.
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Re: Junk Faxes < Reply # 2 on 9/16/2009 11:32 PM > | Reply with Quote
Posted by MutantMandias And there is a disturbing lack of random amateur porn faxes these days. Ahhhh, longing for the good old days, when you couldn't go more than a few hours without receiving a fax of a beautiful, anonymous named woman.
When I first started my own business, I sent fax bulletins to targeted potential customers, I had a successful ratio of customer call-ins due to faxes of 0:1000
That's right!! Not a single potential customer called my business. After visiting several of these businesses later with just my business card handed to the receptionist, I've got a lot more calls. The people who called, were given my card by the receptionist, no one ever received my faxes. Junk faxes cost ink for the receiver and cost time / effort for the sender... but they do not work. period.
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Bye for now.
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Re: Junk Faxes < Reply # 3 on 2/28/2010 2:08 PM > | Reply with Quote
Posted by Nvr2loud
When I first started my own business, I sent fax bulletins to targeted potential customers, I had a successful ratio of customer call-ins due to faxes of 0:1000
That's right!! Not a single potential customer called my business. After visiting several of these businesses later with just my business card handed to the receptionist, I've got a lot more calls. The people who called, were given my card by the receptionist, no one ever received my faxes. Junk faxes cost ink for the receiver and cost time / effort for the sender... but they do not work. period.
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Re: Junk Faxes < Reply # 4 on 2/28/2010 8:27 PM > | Reply with Quote
They usually have their fax number on them. I would send them the entire instruction manual on how to assemble a Magic Screed. Its about 75 pages long.
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Re: Junk Faxes < Reply # 5 on 2/28/2010 9:13 PM > | Reply with Quote
Posted by jeepdave They usually have their fax number on them. I would send them the entire instruction manual on how to assemble a Magic Screed. Its about 75 pages long.
I like that...
Years ago, one of my co-workers sent the obligatory photocopy picture of their butt, complete with smooch marks and below, a caption reading "Get the hint?"
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Re: Junk Faxes < Reply # 6 on 2/28/2010 11:46 PM > | Reply with Quote
Posted by jeepdave They usually have their fax number on them. I would send them the entire instruction manual on how to assemble a Magic Screed. Its about 75 pages long.
many years ago I worked for Radio Shit, and we would send they back our entire order catalog... all 300 pages of it....
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Re: Junk Faxes < Reply # 10 on 3/2/2010 2:44 AM > | Reply with Quote
So..... you guys aren't appreciators of the plain black paper, taped in a loop, and faxed to some asshole in the middle of the night? That's my favorite FAVORITE favorite kind of fax.
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Re: Junk Faxes < Reply # 11 on 3/2/2010 3:05 PM > | Reply with Quote
Posted by Emma Peel So..... you guys aren't appreciators of the plain black paper, taped in a loop, and faxed to some asshole in the middle of the night? That's my favorite FAVORITE favorite kind of fax.
Re: Junk Faxes < Reply # 12 on 3/2/2010 10:12 PM > | Reply with Quote
Combine this:
Posted by rainman8889 Years ago, one of my co-workers sent the obligatory photocopy picture of their butt, complete with smooch marks and below, a caption reading "Get the hint?"
...with this:
Posted by Emma Peel So..... you guys aren't appreciators of the plain black paper, taped in a loop, and faxed to some asshole in the middle of the night? That's my favorite FAVORITE favorite kind of fax.
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Re: Junk Faxes < Reply # 13 on 3/3/2010 5:40 AM > | Reply with Quote
Posted by JBuss as I said it was years ago... like the 90's. I know... I'm old.. now I just send 4Gb emails to people I don't like.
There was a guy who "Replied All" with a 1gb powerpoint, right before the trade show. So most of the people were out of the office for that, and so they auto-responded-all "I'm out of the office, etc etc etc" with the attached file still attached. The server was taken offline before it crashed, but after it stopped accepting outgoing mail...
It's much more forgivable when done out of malice than sheer stupidity, so carry on.
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