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hydrotherapy Clever Girl Location: Circle of Least Confusion Total Likes: 9 likes RPS is inside all of us \| \| \|	New Jersey < on 12/30/2008 4:04 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Seriously, New Jersey. Just stop. Thanks.
	Get down, girl, go 'head, get down.

jesslovesharks Location: Bed. Gender: Female Total Likes: 1 like \| \|	Re: New Jersey < Reply # 1 on 12/30/2008 5:01 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	perhaps you should drink a 40 and forget all about new jersey.
	Take whatever you want. Leave anything but FIRE! http://www.flickr....s/jesslovessharks/

ActionSatisfaction Esq. Location: Newark, NJ Gender: Male Total Likes: 2 likes Action always satisfies \| \|	Re: New Jersey < Reply # 2 on 12/30/2008 1:49 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	You are a total jerk. New Jersey is way better then Illinois.. or Alaska... Or wherever the hell you're from. Know why? Cuz I'm here. Simple as that. YEAH. [last edit 12/30/2008 1:54 PM by ActionSatisfaction Esq. - edited 1 times]
	"The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living, and the get-rich-quick theory of life." - T.R.

Darkwolf Mellow Moderator Location: Florida... Again... Gender: Male Total Likes: 112 likes I fix things! \| \|	Re: New Jersey < Reply # 3 on 12/30/2008 2:34 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	NJ Smells funny!
	Best Post Ever any meetups to go to the malt plant? I'll join and be the first one over, so you know I'm not a cop. Also I'll bring beer. DO NOT MESSAGE ME WITH ISSUES. PLEASE USE CONTACT A MODERATOR

ActionSatisfaction Esq. Location: Newark, NJ Gender: Male Total Likes: 2 likes Action always satisfies \| \|	Re: New Jersey < Reply # 4 on 12/30/2008 3:04 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Only near the turnpike!
	"The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living, and the get-rich-quick theory of life." - T.R.

don_corleyone Location: F/RoX Gender: Male Total Likes: 11 likes I have abandonment issues \| \|	Re: New Jersey < Reply # 5 on 12/30/2008 5:21 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	dear new jersey, when i want to turn left, i'm gonna turn left. fuck your jug handles. i'm from DC, and we have to turn left all the time. i'm really good at it. i learned how to turn left in driving school about 14 years ago, and in MD we're allowed to turn left. i have to do it like every day, so i have lots of practice. you can trust me, i won't hurt anyone. so new jersey, i'm going to turn left when i want to. just wanted to let you know. kthx.
	leave the gun. take the cannoli.

willskith Location: Boston, MA Gender: Male Total Likes: 5 likes \| \| \| \|	Re: New Jersey < Reply # 6 on 12/30/2008 5:34 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Its not as bad as all this "Masshole" faggotry.
	grit your teeth in the face of fear. self repression is the true sign of a coward, toss your inhibitions to the wind.

hydrotherapy Clever Girl Location: Circle of Least Confusion Total Likes: 9 likes RPS is inside all of us \| \| \|	Re: New Jersey < Reply # 7 on 12/30/2008 5:58 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Please everyone feel free to use this as an ubiquitous open letter to the state of New Jersey, to tell it all those things you have wanted to for years. Jersey, I can pump my own gas. Please allow me to. It scares me when your creepy gas station attendants in overalls leer at me through my car window, and frustrates me when they don't understand how to turn a key in a locking gas cap. Let me pump my own gas. Thanks.
	Get down, girl, go 'head, get down.

Samurai

Vehicular Lord Rick

Location: northeastern New York
Total Likes: 1901 likes

No matter where you go, there you are...

Re: New Jersey
< Reply # 8 on 12/30/2008 10:26 PM >
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Posted by hydrotherapy

Jersey, I can pump my own gas. Please allow me to. It scares me when your creepy gas station attendants in overalls leer at me through my car window, and frustrates me when they don't understand how to turn a key in a locking gas cap.

Let me pump my own gas.

Thanks.

I always wondered about that?
are Jersey people that forgetful/dumb/insane that they cannot pump their own fuel.
Thank you, but I have been pumping gas since age 13. I can do myself.

This is why when I lived in maryland, I would take the long way home through Pennsylvania to avoid Jersey at all costs.

ActionSatisfaction Esq. Location: Newark, NJ Gender: Male Total Likes: 2 likes Action always satisfies \| \|	Re: New Jersey < Reply # 9 on 12/31/2008 1:38 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Dear jersey, don't listen to them. I still love you, and things are going to be fine. We've been through worse. <3
	"The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living, and the get-rich-quick theory of life." - T.R.

tullo Location: Belleville New Jersey Gender: Female Total Likes: 1 like \| \| \| \|	Re: New Jersey < Reply # 10 on 12/31/2008 1:40 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	dear jersey, wherer are the hot bitches. bc they dont seem to exist. where are theuy
	http://www.designedbreakdown.com

jesslovesharks

Location: Bed.
Gender: Female
Total Likes: 1 like

Re: New Jersey
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Posted by tullo
dear jersey, wherer are the hot bitches. bc they dont seem to exist. where are theuy

you really are drunk.

Take whatever you want. Leave anything but FIRE!
http://www.flickr....s/jesslovessharks/

don_corleyone Location: F/RoX Gender: Male Total Likes: 11 likes I have abandonment issues \| \|	Re: New Jersey < Reply # 12 on 1/1/2009 10:20 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	oh yeah - and girls in jersey will call the police on you if you show them the sign you made that says "show us your boobs". true story.
	leave the gun. take the cannoli.

ActionSatisfaction Esq. Location: Newark, NJ Gender: Male Total Likes: 2 likes Action always satisfies \| \|	Re: New Jersey < Reply # 13 on 1/1/2009 10:30 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Yea whatever happened with that? You ever see any trouble? I told you... next time blast some Bon Jovi and they'll be more then happy to oblige.
	"The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living, and the get-rich-quick theory of life." - T.R.

don_corleyone Location: F/RoX Gender: Male Total Likes: 11 likes I have abandonment issues \| \|	Re: New Jersey < Reply # 14 on 1/1/2009 10:52 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	nothing happened. no cops. but i'll take the bon jovi advice for the next road trip. i'll also stay long enough to buy you a beer.
	leave the gun. take the cannoli.

Emma Peel

Location: Ahowah
Gender: Female
Total Likes: 4 likes

Ghosting you like you've never been ghosted before.

Re: New Jersey
< Reply # 15 on 1/1/2009 10:53 PM >
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Posted by tullo
dear jersey, wherer are the hot bitches. bc they dont seem to exist. where are theuy

Uh...

Right there, in NJ. Where have you BEEN?

Sorry, I probably forgot my <sarcasm> tags.

ActionSatisfaction Esq. Location: Newark, NJ Gender: Male Total Likes: 2 likes Action always satisfies \| \|	Re: New Jersey < Reply # 16 on 1/1/2009 11:12 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Sounds good to me corly! I know a place nearby that sells Dogfish Head 120 minute, and many other tasty treats! Delicious! Oh Emma, you're such a flatterer. Come visit me ASAP. <3
	"The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living, and the get-rich-quick theory of life." - T.R.

metawaffle King of Puns Location: Brisbane! Gender: Male Total Likes: 19 likes Purveyor of Fine Lampshades \| \| \|	Re: New Jersey < Reply # 17 on 1/2/2009 2:09 PM > \| Reply with Quote


	http://www.longexposure.net

tullo

Location: Belleville New Jersey
Gender: Female
Total Likes: 1 like

Re: New Jersey
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Posted by Awesome ActionSatisfaction Esq.
Sounds good to me corly! I know a place nearby that sells Dogfish Head 120 minute, and many other tasty treats! Delicious!

Oh Emma, you're such a flatterer. Come visit me ASAP. <3

...are you testing to see how long you can possibly make your username? lol

http://www.designedbreakdown.com

DiVaMoNKeY Location: Grundy County, IL Gender: Female Total Likes: 7 likes I pushed with all my might; I pushed with all my love. \| \| \| \| \|	Re: New Jersey < Reply # 19 on 1/2/2009 5:32 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	personally, this is why I hate NJ http://www.youtube...atch?v=SDeWJqKx3Y0
	I know more about blood than you

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