It just occurred to me that there's quite likely an entire generation of cats who will never know the joys of irritating a person trying to read a newspaper.
"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible." --Don DeLillo PICS
They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn!
Irritating people at computers is way more fun. You would not believe the weird shortcut keys I have discovered through my cats. Once they turned the screen upside down.
mutantMandias may cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime. ++++ mutantMandias has to return some videotapes ++++ Do not taunt mutantMandias
mutantMandias is something more than human, more than a computer. mutantMandias is a murderously intelligent, sensually self-programmed, non-being