When trespassing on private land for the sole intention of shooting guns at paper targets, be sure and follow these guidelines.

1. Follow some train tracks to get to a clearing with a tall earth backdrop.



2. Shoot only in a safe direction.



3. Be sure your shiny new truck is at least 3 feet away from the train rail.



4. That way, when the train does come down the tracks...



5. It passes by and leaves your shiny new truck intact.


(Your shorts may need changed- but thats on you...)