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Poll Question: Whats your Favorite Urban Legend? | Total Votes: | 77 | 1. Ghosts, Spirits, and Hauntings | 27 | 35.06 % |
| 2. Cryptozoology such as monsters and unknown creatures | 19 | 24.68 % |
| 3. Crazy madmen and other deranged psychos | 31 | 40.26 % |
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SnArF
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| | | Re: Favorite Urban Legends < Reply # 4 on 6/19/2004 9:55 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Ok, read it all because this is really good. Ok, so, these people justed moved in to a new house with their newborn child. They want to celebrate by going out to eat at a resteraunt, but theres a problem. They can't find a babysitter. So the Mom calls up her sister, and asks her to reccomend a good babysitter. Her sister sends the babysitter she uses over immediatly. When the babysitter shows up, it turns out she's a hippy. But, since mom's sister recommended her, they leave the baby for a night out on the town. Halfway through dinner, mom calls the babysitter, and asks how things are going. "Perfectly fine, man. I'm baking you guys a turkey for when you get home." Thats good, says mom. Her and dad finish dinner and head home. When they get home, they smell something cooking. But when they walk in the door, they see the babysitter laying face-up on the table "looking at the stars". It turns out, she tripped out on Acid and cooked the baby because she thought it was a turkey. Good story, eh? -SnArF
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| SnArF
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| | | Re: Favorite Urban Legends < Reply # 12 on 6/23/2004 5:33 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Ok, how about this one... This girl just turned 10, and her mom and dad are going out for the night. She says "Daddy, I'm to big for a babysitter. I'm grown up." Her parents reluctantly say yes, and right before they leave mom says "Remember to lock all the doors and windows before you go to bed." The girl replys "Dont worry, I've got Rex (her dog) here to keep me safe." Well, time goes by, and its time to go to bed, so she locks all the doors and windows, except for a small basement window. She says to her dog "Oh well, who would try to get in through this window anyway." And with that she goes to bed. about 12:00 Midnight, she wakes to a sound coming from the bathroom. She hears a distinct drip...drip...drip. She gets kind of scared, but she feels her hand being licked, and knows everything is ok. With that, she falls back asleep. She wakes up in the morning, stretches, gets out of bed, but cant find her dog. When she walks in to the bathroom, she see's her dog....hanging from a showerhead disembowled, with the same drip drip sound she heard last night from the dogs blood dripping. And as she turns to the mirror, written in the dogs blood, it says "People can lick too" Creepy, eh? -SnArF
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| Dek@y
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| | | Re: Favorite Urban Legends < Reply # 17 on 6/25/2004 4:26 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Posted by Burzum the jersey devil seems pretty unlikely, but i think the Chupacabra has to be the most unlikely north american crypto-beast - lets face it, the thing is clearly a combination of a vampire, a devil and an alien - and it only showed up in the 1970s or so.
| Oh ya...The "Goat Sucker" ... Here we go... http://www.elchupacabra.com . And for those who have everything, an "El Chupacabra Crossing" BBQ Apron: My god! Just send me your money if you want to waste it! Automatic!
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| Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of others. ----Oscar Wilde---- "So there I was, one man gazing into six blinking eyes and three pairs of pouty lips. I was so hot my hoagie fell into a plate of their special sauce." ....................................... |
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