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cdevon
Location: west county Gender: Male Total Likes: 909 likes
| | | | Re: Top 5 reasons . . . online dating < Reply # 73 on 11/21/2011 1:41 AM > | Reply with Quote
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| When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store. |
| cdevon
Location: west county Gender: Male Total Likes: 909 likes
| | | | Re: Top 5 reasons . . . online dating < Reply # 76 on 12/17/2011 11:47 PM > | Reply with Quote
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| When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store. |
| Jonsered
Location: Back in New Mexico where I belong Gender: Male Total Likes: 175 likes
Dressed for a scarecrow ball.........
| | | | | Re: Top 5 reasons . . . online dating < Reply # 78 on 3/3/2012 11:52 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Somewhat funny, somewhat sad. I'm fairly bald, and I didn't want to misrepresent that, so I made my main profile picture a shot of me in a tux at New Years, with my bald head in all its shining glory prominently featured. Couple of weeks later I'm at the grocery store buying cat food. This woman I have never met starts screaming "liar" at me. Everyone is staring, and I'm standing there openmouthed, because I have no idea whats up. After several shouts, she waves her finger at me and screams "Your Match.com profile doesn't say you are bald." Not joking here folks. Online dating is a pain in the ass, which is a shame. Its a cool idea because you know a few things about the person without wasting time. I'm not interested in dating someone who spends every night in front of the TV, eats pizza and burgers 5 nights a week, volunteers at PETA and can't stand guns. It gives you a way to presort. Wish it worked better.
| I have changed my personal exploring ethics code. From now on it will be: "Take only aimed shots, leave only hobo corpses." Copper scrappers, meth heads and homeless beware. The Jonsered cometh among you, bringing fear and dread. |
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