not anymore, anyway.

no this has turned into the yield asked cossy to post all the good lol logs for her uer lol log t-shirts mofo (the winner of the lol logs is clearly therrin or I's intoxicated chat logs....just saying )

Posted by don_corleyone not anymore, anyway.

LMFAO

yeah this is the 'soon to be t-shirts thread' and by 'soon' I mean 'hopefully by next winter' lol. It's taking a long time to get all the info I need.
I might just go super cheap and silk screen all my own stuff so I don't have to send it to a printer - I don't want them to get half my friggin income. lol.

I was bored and looking through the fb page. i think this is totally the best one ever.

<djdeadmind> hey folks! ;) I just finally mustered up the courage to post on UER after lurking for 6 months!
<velcrozeppelin> alan told me and then hung up and went back to fucking jenna with the bat

[19:14:43] <Oryx> roland, for my bday i want to pay hookers to box
[19:14:45] <Oryx> on a trampoline
[19:15:07] <Roland> lol I misread that as you wanting to get hookers for BOX
[19:15:12] <DiscountNinja> me too
[19:15:25] *** metawaffle changes topic to '] <Roland> lol I misread that as you wanting to get hookers for BOX'
[19:15:36] <Oryx> seriously though! how awesome would it be to watch that
[19:15:46] <HerbLaur> i'd help pay just to see it
[19:15:48] <DiscountNinja> hookers for box? yea
[19:15:57] <HerbLaur> boxes full of hookers?
[19:15:59] <Oryx> haha!
[19:16:10] <metawaffle> How many hookers can you fit in a box?
[19:16:17] <metawaffle> or, a BOX.
[19:16:21] <HerbLaur> depends on how small you chop them up first
[19:16:24] <BlackCoffee> depends how fine you chop them up meta
[19:16:28] <metawaffle> badummm-tish!
[19:16:29] <BlackCoffee> damnit laur!
[19:16:36] * HerbLaur grins
[19:17:14] <HerbLaur> how many boxed hookers can you fit in a hooker's box?
[19:17:15] * DiscountNinja does the hooker to box math ratio
[19:17:44] <BlackCoffee> there is an equasion for that?
[19:18:02] <HerbLaur> yes
[19:18:21] <DiscountNinja> there is.
[19:18:23] <metawaffle> You need to integrate over the hookers curves.

Posted by keti I was bored and looking through the fb page. i think this is totally the best one ever. <djdeadmind> hey folks! ;) I just finally mustered up the courage to post on UER after lurking for 6 months! <velcrozeppelin> alan told me and then hung up and went back to fucking jenna with the bat

Hahaha that's awesome!

Posted by keti I was bored and looking through the fb page. i think this is totally the best one ever. <djdeadmind> hey folks! ;) I just finally mustered up the courage to post on UER after lurking for 6 months! <velcrozeppelin> alan told me and then hung up and went back to fucking jenna with the bat

lmfao oh man that is just amazing

How about beaver_food, who received two entries for his first very short appearance.

[16:50:56] *** beaver_food has joined #general
[16:51:04] <HerbLaur> great name
[16:51:06] <aurelie2> here's a beaver now
[16:51:12] <wannabeotaku> LOL
[16:51:13] * HerbLaur eats it

[00:53:35] <beaver_food> on forums, how do i become a full member?
[00:53:45] <HerbLaur> SEARCH
[00:53:49] <HerbLaur> GTFO OF CHAT
[00:53:51] <HerbLaur> BYE BYE

Posted by Steed How about beaver_food, who received two entries for his first very short appearance. [16:50:56] *** beaver_food has joined #general [16:51:04] <HerbLaur> great name [16:51:06] <aurelie2> here's a beaver now [16:51:12] <wannabeotaku> LOL [16:51:13] * HerbLaur eats it [00:53:35] <beaver_food> on forums, how do i become a full member? [00:53:45] <HerbLaur> SEARCH [00:53:49] <HerbLaur> GTFO OF CHAT [00:53:51] <HerbLaur> BYE BYE

I have to admit I laughed out loud.

[00:14:39] <ScubaBrett22> anyone know about cdevon1200
[00:15:05] <insanebuslady> i heard he eats mad fruit
[00:15:05] <insanebuslady> you know what that means
[00:15:09] <ScubaBrett22> no like really
[00:15:37] <ScubaBrett22> like jokes aside anyone know this dude on a personial level not sexual crap
[00:15:47] <Porcelain_Doll> no
[00:15:57] <DangerousDiver> nope, new guy here
[00:16:02] <ScubaBrett22> np
[00:16:26] <don_corleyone> why, brett?

[00:17:00] <ScubaBrett22> well i am 16 and i am going to go exploring with him but my parents would like me to get his full name so we can do a background check for my saftey you know?

[00:17:09] <don_corleyone> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[00:17:18] <jayohayel> a background check?
[00:17:21] <don_corleyone> hold plz
[00:17:21] <jayohayel> lolwut
[00:17:22] <DangerousDiver> just bring a weapon bro
[00:17:25] <don_corleyone> BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[00:17:30] <FoilFlaws> ...wut
[00:17:32] <FoilFlaws> This is UE
[00:17:32] <DangerousDiver> if you're that paranoid
[00:17:36] <FoilFlaws> go get raped
[00:17:41] <FoilFlaws> AND ENJOY IT

i have not raped anyone since 1989- and that one was askin for it!

Posted by cdevon1200 i have not raped anyone since 1989- and that one was askin for it!

aw man that made me laugh so hard

Posted by Yield aw man that made me laugh so hard

iy was highschool, there was a bottle of jack! what can i say?

Posted by keti I was bored and looking through the fb page. i think this is totally the best one ever. <djdeadmind> hey folks! ;) I just finally mustered up the courage to post on UER after lurking for 6 months! <velcrozeppelin> alan told me and then hung up and went back to fucking jenna with the bat

Oh yes. The best rendition of a "warm welcome" I have ever received.

not exactly a chat log, but still pretty funny


Can't attend:
NeonTempest (Sorry. My estimated day of death is Sept 12th)
Brind (Heart transplant surgery that day.)
Oryx (alien abduction. yeah they let me know in advance so I can mentally prepare for the probing )
Colorblinded (Will be a spectator during Oryx's probing.)
velcrozeppelin (reasons? work, DC for Labor Day, then probably not coming anyway)
Axle (Getting Goats Drunk.)
engel (sorry. working. )
Bin_jammin
hippy@heart (I am Brind's doctor. Bet you didn't know I had tho skillz.)
TheVicariousVadder (sex drugs rock & roll (first day of college classes 8/30))
Dresden (I'm Brind's surgeon.)
Caligula (The locations suck.)
DjMalign (what is this i dont even)
IHateSnow (I wish I could make it but I'm going to be exploring in rochester.)
BOX (I am dresden's father)
aurelie (i am dresden)
TheNewDino
willskith (this is getting silly.)
hydrotherapy (Hi will!)
makman (Can't afford the time/money to drive to the Roch that often right now.)
DiscountNinja (I will be filming Oryx's probing AND brind's surgery, simultaneously.)
JC (I dont have the Scuba Gear for a meet in Lake Ontario - He has since moved it to land - I Still Cannot Attend.)
baleze (hey guys, i was thinking i could post a picture thread of aband)
ThePaleHorseman (Masturbating during Oryx's probing.)
Bryan (Man, you suffer from a serious case of Asperger's. You might want to get that checked out. )
Skold (I no longer have Aspie's but I still can't come)

Posted by Oryx not exactly a chat log, but still pretty funny Can't attend: NeonTempest (Sorry. My estimated day of death is Sept 12th) Brind (Heart transplant surgery that day.) Oryx (alien abduction. yeah they let me know in advance so I can mentally prepare for the probing ) Colorblinded (Will be a spectator during Oryx's probing.) velcrozeppelin (reasons? work, DC for Labor Day, then probably not coming anyway) Axle (Getting Goats Drunk.) engel (sorry. working. ) Bin_jammin hippy@heart (I am Brind's doctor. Bet you didn't know I had tho skillz.) TheVicariousVadder (sex drugs rock & roll (first day of college classes 8/30)) Dresden (I'm Brind's surgeon.) Caligula (The locations suck.) DjMalign (what is this i dont even) IHateSnow (I wish I could make it but I'm going to be exploring in rochester.) BOX (I am dresden's father) aurelie (i am dresden) TheNewDino willskith (this is getting silly.) hydrotherapy (Hi will!) makman (Can't afford the time/money to drive to the Roch that often right now.) DiscountNinja (I will be filming Oryx's probing AND brind's surgery, simultaneously.) JC (I dont have the Scuba Gear for a meet in Lake Ontario - He has since moved it to land - I Still Cannot Attend.) baleze (hey guys, i was thinking i could post a picture thread of aband) ThePaleHorseman (Masturbating during Oryx's probing.) Bryan (Man, you suffer from a serious case of Asperger's. You might want to get that checked out. ) Skold (I no longer have Aspie's but I still can't come)

/facepalm. I forgot how many people ended up commenting on that one. Sheeeeesh.

Posted by Oryx not exactly a chat log, but still pretty funny Can't attend: JC (I dont have the Scuba Gear for a meet in Lake Ontario - He has since moved it to land - I Still Cannot Attend.)

Best one!

Best failed event planning ever.

[20:51:25] <Tamara> i love sex standing up, idk, the cock jsut hits something at a better angle
[20:51:25] <SeeThirty> uh
[20:51:27] <WarBird69> ick


edit - Instead of double posting I'll just leave this here:

<CougLaur> ok, i'll take pics of my cock then

[20:16:18] <Durdan> WAAAAYYYY NSFW
[20:16:25] <DiscountNinja> i wish
[20:16:26] <Durdan> http://tampa.craig...as/1846586150.html NSWFW
[20:16:29] <Durdan> NSFW
[20:16:30] <DiscountNinja> on both accounts
[20:16:38] <Whootsinator> Durdan, good NSFW or bad NSFW?
[20:16:40] <AnAppleSnail> he has a fucked up penis
[20:16:41] <Durdan> but apparently, we have a goatce in training in tampa
[20:16:45] <AnAppleSnail> "im a bimarried bttm 6' 145 br/br 7 ct masc.fit smooth oral bttm d/dfree safe only as i am into mutual jo 69 oral mostly bttm might top for right guy also clean and safe only not really into fems or bigger guys sorry looking for today free allday cannot host pic to meet in first e-mail no bs let me know "
[20:16:48] <Whootsinator> Wow, bad NSFW...
[20:16:49] <kevinblahh> good, if youre gay
[20:16:51] <aurelie> WHAT ARE HIS PENIS
[20:16:55] <aurelie> D:
[20:17:13] <kevinblahh> lol.
[20:17:20] <Durdan> fucking goatce
[20:17:21] <Durdan> hjahaha
[20:17:25] <Whootsinator> Awrly = new topic.
[20:17:35] <Whootsinator> <aurelie> WHAT ARE HIS PENIS D:
[20:17:36] <Whootsinator> Go
[20:17:38] <DiscountNinja> I'm not clicking that.
[20:17:41] <Durdan> lol
[20:17:47] <DiscountNinja> uer chat makes me sad for humanity sometimes.
[20:17:47] <AnAppleSnail> DN
[20:17:52] <AnAppleSnail> tiny dick and gaping anus
[20:17:54] <AnAppleSnail> not missing much
[20:17:56] <AnAppleSnail> oh, and shaved balls
[20:18:06] <DiscountNinja> haha
[20:18:09] <DiscountNinja> thanks for the breakdown.