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Re: I'm parked in front.
< Reply # 840 on 8/24/2010 12:07 AM >

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Don't have any of those here!


Sure you do, I saw tons of 'em when I was last in Moncton. I think you call them the Nissan Versa though! It's nice, because one of Europe's best selling feminine hygiene products is called 'Versa'.

So to my ears it's the Nissan Jam-Rag.

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Re: I'm parked in front.
< Reply # 841 on 8/24/2010 12:23 AM >

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OOOOOOOhhhh.

Yeah. They're everywhere.

I always thought it looked kinda Renault-ish




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Re: I'm parked in front.
< Reply # 842 on 8/24/2010 12:33 AM >

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Nissan and Renault are in bed with each other these days, hey? Renault owns 44% of Nissan while Nissan owns 15% of Renault. How that makes any sense, fucked if I know!?

Renault also outright own Dacia Group; and that's where the 'new and cheap' technology for the economy car lines comes from. The Sandero is a decent car for the money and only actually costs about 3000 Euro per car to build in Romania.

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Re: I'm parked in front.
< Reply # 843 on 8/24/2010 12:57 AM >

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Nissan and Renault are in bed with each other these days, hey? Renault owns 44% of Nissan while Nissan owns 15% of Renault. How that makes any sense, fucked if I know!?

Renault also outright own Dacia Group; and that's where the 'new and cheap' technology for the economy car lines comes from. The Sandero is a decent car for the money and only actually costs about 3000 Euro per car to build in Romania.

Chris...


James May had a huge chubby to get a Sandero.




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Re: I'm parked in front.
< Reply # 844 on 8/24/2010 1:18 AM >

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You can't see it but there's an abseiling rope tied to the back of that car.





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Re: I'm parked in front.
< Reply # 845 on 8/24/2010 1:18 AM >

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All those cars are on the Nissan "b" platform.

I always thought it was weird how Nissan/Renault actually works!




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Re: I'm parked in front.
< Reply # 846 on 8/24/2010 1:31 AM >

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< Reply # 847 on 8/24/2010 3:06 AM >

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James May had a huge chubby to get a Sandero.



"The greatest car in the world"




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Re: I'm parked in front.
< Reply # 848 on 8/24/2010 12:28 PM >

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James May had a huge chubby to get a Sandero.


Posted by bandi
"The greatest car in the world"


It started as a joke - but if Dacia ever grew a pair and sold the Sandero here it would fucking fly out the door. It did in Germany, France Poland and South America, anyway.

However they missed their chance to sell us it and now our cash for clunkers program is at an end... They are giving us the DACIA DUSTER in 2011; but I predict epic sales fail with that one, as it looks like it's made of lego.


Duster Concept. I'd buy one!!


What we are actually going to be sold. No thanks!

Chris...




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Re: I'm parked in front.
< Reply # 849 on 8/24/2010 6:07 PM >

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It started as a joke - but if Dacia ever grew a pair and sold the Sandero here it would fucking fly out the door. It did in Germany, France Poland and South America, anyway.

However they missed their chance to sell us it and now our cash for clunkers program is at an end... They are giving us the DACIA DUSTER in 2011; but I predict epic sales fail with that one, as it looks like it's made of lego.

http://autoworld.f...t-img_11.jpg?w=510
Duster Concept. I'd buy one!!

http://www.lincah....e-View-588x427.jpg
What we are actually going to be sold. No thanks!

Chris...



I actually like that look!




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Re: I'm parked in front.
< Reply # 850 on 8/24/2010 7:31 PM >

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I actually like that look!



BAD NEWS!!!

WHAT!?

THE DACIA DUSTER ISN'T GOING TO BE SOLD IN THE US MARKET! Skelly simply can't have one.

OH NO!




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Re: I'm parked in front.
< Reply # 851 on 8/24/2010 8:16 PM >

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http://www.herefor...8888/?type=article BAD NEWS!!!

http://www.southwa...3027/?type=article[/eimg] WHAT!?

http://www.herefor...8888/?type=article THE DACIA DUSTER ISN'T GOING TO BE SOLD IN THE US MARKET! Skelly simply can't have one.

http://www.southwa...3027/?type=article OH NO!


You make it sound like I could actually afford such a car in the first place




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Re: I'm parked in front.
< Reply # 852 on 8/24/2010 8:39 PM >

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Prices starting from just €11,900!!

OR

$113874598237490237 in the US markets (cars tend to be more expensive in NA, like for like)

Chris...




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Re: I'm parked in front.
< Reply # 853 on 8/24/2010 9:00 PM >

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Prices starting from just €11,900!!

OR

$113874598237490237 in the US markets (cars tend to be more expensive in NA, like for like)

Chris...


You Dick, thats only 15,082.06 USD!




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Re: I'm parked in front.
< Reply # 854 on 8/24/2010 9:49 PM >

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You Dick, thats only 15,082.06 USD!


Yep, directly converted it is. That is not the price it would be sold to people on the NA continent, I can assure you. It costs money to completely ruin modify a cars' design and construction to suit NA regulations, remember.

Even if they saved some time and cash by fitting the federalised Nissan engines which already exist; you'd still see a price hike of 25% - 40% after all the other stuff is changed to suit.

It's worth doing that to luxury cars like Mercs and BMW's - but the profit margin in the very cheap car range just gets hit too hard to make it worthwhile.

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We all had ostriches. My dad had an ostrich farm! I remember one day someone came in and said the high altitude bombing of Kosovo had been a limited success, so we all went out and celebrated… by killing an ostrich and boiling it in kiwi fruit.
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Re: I'm parked in front.
< Reply # 855 on 8/24/2010 9:58 PM >

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Posted by TurboZutek
It costs money to completely ruin modify a cars' design and construction to suit NA regulations, remember.



i offer as evidence the completely rubbish E30 'diving boards' on both ends of my car.

that is all.



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Re: I'm parked in front.
< Reply # 856 on 8/25/2010 12:05 AM >

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Yep, directly converted it is. That is not the price it would be sold to people on the NA continent, I can assure you. It costs money to completely ruin modify a cars' design and construction to suit NA regulations, remember.

Even if they saved some time and cash by fitting the federalised Nissan engines which already exist; you'd still see a price hike of 25% - 40% after all the other stuff is changed to suit.

It's worth doing that to luxury cars like Mercs and BMW's - but the profit margin in the very cheap car range just gets hit too hard to make it worthwhile.

Chris...


While that is all true information that I do know, the Duster also uses the Nissan B-platform previously mentioned which like many "world" type platforms out there today, is designed to be interchangeable with ECE and FMVSS/CMVSS standards; the modifications you speak of would have been reduced to exterior parts like your favorite bumpers and headlights which are trivial pieces that are treated like customer added options at the factory.

Edit: Further research shows an US/Canada model had an estimated MSRP of 18,000.





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Re: I'm parked in front.
< Reply # 857 on 8/25/2010 9:10 AM >

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While that is all true information that I do know, the Duster also uses the Nissan B-platform


The B platform specifies the floor, some suspension components and parts of the body shell. It's nothing more than most of a chassis. It's like saying that Jessica Alba is based on the 'Rosie O'Donnel' Platform; just because they have similar parts, doesn't make them interchangeable!

There is still a huge amount of work to do to port it over. Stating it's simple lights and bumpers only is moronic in the extreme. That's fine for Chuck McFuck's imported kit car, but no good for a mass produced vehicle.

There's DOT compliant everything to think about, a whole new SRS system to support fat non-seatbelt wearing Americans (I'm serious about that, compare Euro and US airbag specs), a new federalised engine line up to install and a boat load of other little things that need to be taken care of.

What could happen (the rumour currently circulating [and why the price you quoted earlier means absolutely nothing]) is that you might get it badged as a Nissan - and if you do, it will look, handle and feel nothing like the Duster whatsoever (just as the Versa is 90% nothing like the Sandero).

So essentially, as usual, you'll be getting a totally different car; which as you've pointed out you can't afford.

Chris...




We all had ostriches. My dad had an ostrich farm! I remember one day someone came in and said the high altitude bombing of Kosovo had been a limited success, so we all went out and celebrated… by killing an ostrich and boiling it in kiwi fruit.
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< Reply # 858 on 8/25/2010 2:06 PM >

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I've seen some Versas out at the university I work at, I love those things. The 2 door looks great lowered a bit with some nice rims.
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< Reply # 859 on 8/25/2010 2:39 PM >

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That does look pretty good cr400; both Ms Alba and the Car!

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