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< Reply # 120 on 6/26/2009 6:31 PM >
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< Reply # 121 on 6/26/2009 7:02 PM >
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A 2 story, 8 room abandoned house with dead bolts on all the doors & keep out signs everywhere....










.....but almost every window was gone. Not broken but the entire window frame was removed, no broken glass. So simple.




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< Reply # 122 on 6/26/2009 7:09 PM >
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Looks like the chain is supposed to be around the wood post but someone got to lazy and didn't want to always unlock it, lol. Stupid lazy fat Americans. (munches on Doritos's)


Actually, what it looks like to me is that some explorer undid it and wanted to make it look somewhat untampered with. *shrugs*




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< Reply # 123 on 6/26/2009 7:54 PM >
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Posted by send4hlpHaha, I see you are a fan too! Well played.


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< Reply # 124 on 6/26/2009 8:59 PM >
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Nice Fence.





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< Reply # 125 on 6/27/2009 1:21 PM >
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Does not help them much if I have it.



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< Reply # 126 on 6/27/2009 3:48 PM >
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Nice Fence.

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< Reply # 127 on 7/8/2009 6:47 PM >
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< Reply # 128 on 7/9/2009 1:23 AM >
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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
< Reply # 129 on 7/9/2009 9:38 AM >
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We went to an abandoned hospital - it had recently (less than a year) been abandoned, quite a new building (I guess late 70's but with a renovation in the late 90's), and everything had been boarded up, quite professionally. Also, there was a large stair to the 1st floor (2nd floor for americans) gallery, which was blocked off. It looked very amateurish at first sight, but I was not able to get around it.

However, we found 3 separate ways in, and created a 4th on the way out:
- The first guy climbed on a pallet that was already placed around a wall, onto the roof of a 1-story part, then the same way 1 more story up.. Then used a tiny (10 cm) ledge to climb around the gym hall, which had an open window. Entrance. The ledge was too scary for me though.
- I used the stairs to go to a small 1st story landing, then stood on the hand rails to get on the roof. All the windows looking out on the roof weren't boarded up, one was even open.
- Person #3 was a little more obese, and 55 year old, so a little less agile, and couldn't get up my way. He said to us we should get in, and he would look around. Later he called us, telling he had found a way in, using a similar method as #1 (pallet to wall to climb on roof) then #2 (open window looking out to the roof.

Both entry method 1 and entry method 3 used a pallet which was plainly visible, and this site was patrolled regularly by a very active guard (who we met). A good guard would've seen that and got them away...

However, method 2 wasn't really visible as it only led to a landing with a closed door.

The method we opened up was a door where we put a screw in the pocket of the bolt (door side). The door had no handle on the outside but jammed shut, but with some force you could jiggle it open.

Later that day we visited a location where at first sight, I thought "that's easy access" (only old fencing) but we've surrounded the entire perimeter, and found that it was nigh impossible to enter without having to check your tetanus first (very strategically placed assorted rust and/or barbed wire)

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< Reply # 130 on 7/13/2009 4:23 AM >
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I'm too lazy to repost the picture right now,here's the link;

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Heh.




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< Reply # 131 on 7/13/2009 7:48 AM >
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'To keep the Gypsies out' explained security. We went back two days later, the site is overrun with 'travellers' [pikies], calmly stripping the lead and copper from the site.

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< Reply # 132 on 7/16/2009 3:57 AM >
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'To keep the Gypsies out' explained security. We went back two days later, the site is overrun with 'travellers' [pikies], calmly stripping the lead and copper from the site.


Geez, I haven't heard about travellers in years in the U.S.. I guess they're still out there.




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< Reply # 133 on 7/16/2009 8:01 AM >
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Geez, I haven't heard about travellers in years in the U.S.. I guess they're still out there.


Wherever there is lead on roofs - wherever there is copper pipe to be scrapped, basically wherever there are things that can be stolen and fuck everyone else but me... YOU WILL FIND THEM!!

Chris...




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Not hilarious but,

Panic with lock?


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obviously the door was safe.



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Not sure if they were actually exploring, but Siologoeon posted this image on another forum.


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< Reply # 136 on 9/28/2009 4:19 PM >
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Sign at my friend's college.
Apparently students are NOT prohibited on the roof.
Guess that means they're allowed then, right?






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Widespread rumors of black helicopter patrols, fleets of large trucks in the night, armed guards swarming in dozens to arrest people out walking their dogs.

Hah, just kidding. A gate across the driveway; large, dark, wooded grounds; and the werebuck. Oh, the werebuck.




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Widespread rumors of black helicopter patrols, fleets of large trucks in the night, armed guards swarming in dozens to arrest people out walking their dogs.

Hah, just kidding. A gate across the driveway; large, dark, wooded grounds; and the werebuck. Oh, the werebuck.


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