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jasonj Location: Boise, Idaho Gender: Male Total Likes: 12 likes \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 100 on 6/2/2009 3:46 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Pretty much everything in this thread was amazing.

hilite Gender: Male Total Likes: 105 likes don't destroy my sweater.... \| \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 101 on 6/7/2009 7:18 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	OMG! they mean business. BYOF- bring your own flashlight
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Strelok Location: Alpharetta, GA Gender: Male Total Likes: 0 likes \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 102 on 6/7/2009 7:28 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	That bench had to weigh a full two pounds.
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KarmaKitten Location: Kitchener, Ontario Gender: Female Total Likes: 0 likes pew pew pew! \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 103 on 6/7/2009 9:10 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	1. Every single possible entrance to this place (loading bays, back doors, etc...) were bricked up thoroughly with cinder blocks.... except this door. There was also a very lopsided locked gate which had large enough gaps to get through (and I'm not skinny). Same story for the abandoned house across the street from me. All windows and the like boarded up carefully, but the side door wide open. Although they fixed that the very next day after we ventured in.
	Sometimes I pee when I laugh.

MutantMandias Perverse and Often Baffling Location: Atlanta, GA Gender: Male Total Likes: 268 likes Are you a reporter? Contact me for a UE interview! Also not averse to the the idea of group/anal. \| \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 104 on 6/8/2009 7:32 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	This has been effective for the last 20 years or so.
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Radio2600 Location: On the Road to Wellville Total Likes: 1699 likes HY KAK TO TAK \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 105 on 6/9/2009 12:56 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	This just appeared recently at a local former MaBell microwave site. Hefty chain and the chain is just looped over the metal fencepost and not attached to it or the wooden post.
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This just appeared recently at a local former MaBell microwave site.

Hefty chain and the chain is just looped over the metal fencepost and not attached to it or the wooden post.

Looks like the chain is supposed to be around the wood post but someone got to lazy and didn't want to always unlock it, lol. Stupid lazy fat Americans. (munches on Doritos's)

We are mole people!

rizal Location: St. Paul Gender: Male Total Likes: 0 likes \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 107 on 6/17/2009 5:18 AM > \| Reply with Quote

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I thought it was pathetic that they used a Home Depot hasp and a $6 pad lock to secure an $11 billion Surperconducting Super Collider in Texas

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hilite

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don't destroy my sweater....

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Posted by 2Xplorations

a what-what?

And when you finally disappear, We'll just say you were never here.

Lord Total Likes: 4 likes above and beyond \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 110 on 6/20/2009 1:44 PM > \| Reply with Quote


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Posted by ph0to

it's not easy at all, its a curved key, it would not be able to be picked...

but yeah i use it, but for my job not UE things.

are you still an emt

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matt31

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OH SHIT!

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Posted by HI-LITE

a what-what?

Particle accelerator.

Don't have the money for cameras? - Just get a sign that says you do

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metawaffle King of Puns Location: Brisbane! Gender: Male Total Likes: 19 likes Purveyor of Fine Lampshades \| \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 113 on 6/21/2009 11:51 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	A few from The Chaser: http://www.youtube...atch?v=RQ2d7Y1O4-U http://www.youtube...atch?v=McB9tsabPn0
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Posted by metawaffle
A few from The Chaser:
http://www.youtube...atch?v=RQ2d7Y1O4-U

that was so freaking win

I will defeat that which was once untouchable only so that I may now move on

Send4Help Location: A biology lab far, far away... Gender: Male Total Likes: 485 likes No time for the old in-out, love. \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 115 on 6/22/2009 5:18 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Only in New York City...
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MutantMandias Perverse and Often Baffling Location: Atlanta, GA Gender: Male Total Likes: 268 likes Are you a reporter? Contact me for a UE interview! Also not averse to the the idea of group/anal. \| \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 116 on 6/22/2009 5:31 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Looks like the "Uninstall Camera" Union was working, but the "Bring Camera Down From A High Place" Union didn't show up that day.
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budda Location: Cincinnati Gender: Male Total Likes: 181 likes I love it when you call me Big Poppa \| \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 117 on 6/25/2009 11:51 PM > \| Reply with Quote

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LiveAudio Location: Greenville SC Gender: Male Total Likes: 0 likes Along came a spider \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 118 on 6/26/2009 12:42 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	i don't have a pic, but in downtown Greenville, there's a construction site where the fence extends only on three sides of the site. They have a huge padlock on all the gates, but if you go through a few well spaces bushes, you're in.

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don't destroy my sweater....

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Posted by send4hlp
Only in New York City...http://farm...6f62fbf57b.jpg?v=0

hahaha what were they thinking!?

Namaste...

And when you finally disappear, We'll just say you were never here.

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