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UER Forum > UE Main > Hilariously pathetic security measures (Viewed 398859 times)
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< Reply # 360 on 1/29/2011 1:16 PM >
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*facepalm




Blah Blah Blah. Shut up and open the damn door.
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< Reply # 361 on 1/29/2011 2:25 PM >
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Yes, looks like somebody legit had to cut a lock to get in, and didnt have another lock to replace it with, so ziptie. I see this often in telcom.


Does it generally look like... damn, I thought I had a picture somewhere.




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< Reply # 362 on 1/29/2011 5:06 PM >
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Does it generally look like... damn, I thought I had a picture somewhere.


I think I recall the place you are talking about, was this it;





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< Reply # 363 on 1/29/2011 10:50 PM >
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I think I recall the place you are talking about, was this it;

http://sphotos.ak....3481_n.jpg%3CBR%3E


Almost! The place I was thinking of was this, though:





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< Reply # 364 on 1/29/2011 11:02 PM >
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Ahhhh, I believe the biggest problem with this repair is the white ty-rap. It should have been a black one!!!!!!!!!! Genius!!!!!!! problem solved.




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< Reply # 365 on 1/30/2011 12:29 AM >
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Ahhhh, I believe the biggest problem with this repair is the white ty-rap. It should have been a black one!!!!!!!!!! Genius!!!!!!! problem solved.


You mean like this one?




Oh, wait, that one's white, too!




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I know the one you are thinking of Meta. It looks like this.








Blah Blah Blah. Shut up and open the damn door.
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< Reply # 367 on 1/30/2011 1:40 AM >
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I know the one you are thinking of Meta. It looks like this.







Well done sir.

I didn't take a picture, but it's a door with various warnings:
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X-ray
Laser
Flammable

And it's a keypad-locked, "DO NOT PROP OPEN" door. Propped open with a cemented-to-the-floor backwards doorstop. The door cannot close without removing part of the floor.




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< Reply # 368 on 1/30/2011 7:59 AM >
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Why has this happened?




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< Reply # 369 on 1/30/2011 10:34 AM >
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Why has what happened?




Blah Blah Blah. Shut up and open the damn door.
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< Reply # 370 on 2/1/2011 7:14 PM >
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Fake CCTV CAMERAS ....You know the kind... Flashing red light on then...Been ask to install them before . But it still 75 dollars an hour




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< Reply # 371 on 2/1/2011 10:11 PM >
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Once some security guards from an airport terminal next to the building we were about to get into asked our group for some weed. They said "Yeah, we work at Porter and it's really boring so we want to get high". We all burst out laughing and, since none of us did, agreed that they had never asked us if they had never seen us there.

Another time I was with some people at a partially redeveloped place, and went inside in broad daylight with a new office building with an almost entirely glass face towards us and didn't get caught. On our way out we stopped just before the fence to get a few last shots, and a security guard walked by, looked at us, and didn't even bother to ask us to move to the other side of the fence.




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I know the one you are thinking of Meta. It looks like this.













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I know this is not a building or a location, but my friend Jason, used to have a key lock and chain in which he tied his bike to a pole at his house everynight... I used to laugh at him all the time and he had no idea why,.. then one day i showed him and lifted his bike up,.. the pole was only like three feet tall LOL




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Yeah, guess not





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Yeah, guess not

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Crap, the wrong warning sign again?





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Even if the fake lens hadn't fallen off it STILL looks way fake.







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Yeah, guess not

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The absence of insulators between the wire and the fence posts kind of gives it away.




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The absence of insulators between the wire and the fence posts kind of gives it away.


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